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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

What's your preferred term for stroking your penis until you ejaculate?

It's clearly jacking off. I mean you literally jack your cock. Jerking off sounds like it hurts :(

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Jacking it, jerking off

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Im pounded the meat

Tenderizing the pork

Slammin the clam

Charging my Crystals

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Jerk it off
Jack it in
Let me begin

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I jerk off jerks and jack off Jack.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Touching myself

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
My body is a temple

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
"posting"

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

jonking off, or jonquing if you're in the southern territories

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Peggy Edson posted:

What's your preferred term for stroking your penis until you ejaculate?

calling up your mom

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

girls call it "jilling"

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Peggy Edson posted:

What's your preferred term for stroking your penis until you ejaculate?

Does it still count as jerking/jacking off if you get interrupted after you start stroking but before you bust?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My wife says I have dick cancer so neither of us should ever touch it again op

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I've already done it twice today. my desires are nothing but a burden to me. I want to be free from this curse.

the distinction between "jacking" and "jerking" is whether or not your hand is horizontal or vertical, respectively. most people jerk but I've known some die-hard jackers in my time

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

girls call it "jilling"

Inspired by the 2011 hit movie Jack and Jill

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
cruise told me that once you reach OT3 you don't even need to touch your dick anymore. you simply will yourself to blow when you see fit.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


having a wee chug

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Jacking off or jerking it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Not jacking it or jerking off

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
yankin yer yoda.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i was an ot3 in middle school sometimes at night

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mooey Cow posted:

Inspired by the 2011 hit movie Jack and Jill

this is unconfirmed. stand by

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Extracting the poison.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Draining the cyst.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Smashing the 'state

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I say “stimulating my genitals to the point of climax”

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Juuuust jackin it.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

STABASS posted:

I've already done it twice today. my desires are nothing but a burden to me. I want to be free from this curse.

the distinction between "jacking" and "jerking" is whether or not your hand is horizontal or vertical, respectively. most people jerk but I've known some die-hard jackers in my time

What if it's at, like, a 45 degree angle?

Is it both? Neither?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

What if it's at, like, a 45 degree angle?

Is it both? Neither?

yeah ok, you meet a dude that can self-pleasure at a perfect 45 you can send him my way and we'll iron out a name for it. till then, nobody likes a pedant

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wonder what they call jacking off in Paris

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wonder what they call jacking off in Paris

Le croque monsieur

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wonder what they call jacking off in Paris

Pretty sure i've heard them say "jacquesing oeuf"

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

it's called sinning, op

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
polishin darth vader's helmet

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
beating the bishop

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
wrestlin the bald headed champ

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mooey Cow posted:

Pretty sure i've heard them say "jacquesing oeuf"

that's 2 dubious claims now in the jarking off thread..... trolling?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
pounding the worm

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
battling the cyclops

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

squeezing out the glue

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