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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Hwbrgdtse posted:

over 9000 lol

lol

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naem
May 29, 2011

I'm pretty sure pussy smell factors into overall hotness, just like other related factors such as "feet so stank" and "poo poo loose"

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
Realtalk: the sluttiest, STD-ridden whore I ever slept with that had the nastiest looking pussy ever (I mean, poo poo looked like she had put it through a meat grinder at one point) had no smell or taste to her pussy. I don't know how she did it, but I would frankly rather have a girl with a little bit of a smell and taste instead. Smell and taste is normal.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

a hole-y ghost posted:

-post gently caress quest ulillillia

The answer is PI! Pi like PIE! GET it? PIE LIKE A P No of course youre not get it becuase youre not good at math. Ha ha I say.

Now put this wrench in the equation= butts stink too.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Moola posted:

nope some girls have naturally sweet nice smelling/tasting pusspuss

sorry youve only had stankpuss???

nope its scented soap/perfume. no amount of lies will change that fact.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Agrajag posted:

nope its scented soap/perfume. no amount of lies will change that fact.

nope, have showered with a girl then LITERALLY eaten her out right after and it smelled/tasted great

sorry bout your stankpuss

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Moola posted:

nope, have showered with a girl then LITERALLY eaten her out right after and it smelled/tasted great

sorry bout your stankpuss

ITS THE SOAP or she doused her panties in scent.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Agrajag posted:

ITS THE SOAP or she doused her panties in scent.

Are you the girl in the OP?

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Agrajag posted:

ITS THE SOAP or she doused her panties in scent.

so how does it feel to have had only subpar-smelling sex partners?

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed
probably 7/10 min

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
loving liars itt

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Agrajag posted:

loving liars itt

I'm literally smelling a pussy right now & it's smells amazing so I'm sorry buddy but you're pussy data is flawed.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Agrajag posted:

ITS THE SOAP or she doused her panties in scent.

nope girl in question didnt like using scented soap down there because of that weird messing with ph level thing they talk about that I dont understand cause I dont got a pussy

sorry you dont like the taste/smell of a nice sweet pusspuss

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I'm literally smelling a pussy right now & it's smells amazing so I'm sorry buddy but you're pussy data is flawed.

you have a hosed up olfactory system, sorry brah.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
have you considered you might in fact be gay?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Moola posted:

have you considered you might in fact be gay?


getting fingered in my rear end gave me the strongest orgasm i have ever felt. that poo poo goes through your whole body no jokes.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I dont like butt stuff

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im gay and love the smell of pussy

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
hey i never said i don't like the smell but there ain't no pussy that smells like loving strawberries and roses!

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Agrajag posted:

getting fingered in my rear end gave me the strongest orgasm i have ever felt. that poo poo goes through your whole body no jokes.

one time a girl fingered my rear end and when i came the hulk popped out of my dick and punched her in the face

butt stuff is p good

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

MOOBS! posted:

butt stuff is p good

nononono noo

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man
I have anosmia so I don't gotta worry about it :neckbeard:

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
when im fuckin a girl and smelling the poo poo oyut of her pussy sometimes i pop my dick into my own butt. not gay but i love it

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

MOOBS! posted:



butt stuff is p good

fact

if a girl is willing to shove her finger in your poophole then she's a keeper. put a brown ring on that finger.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

RicochetD20 posted:

I have anosmia so I don't gotta worry about it :neckbeard:

yea but one day police are going to find you dead in front of a stinky pussy like a mining canary

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
gross this thread went butt chat im out

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Ilikedirt posted:

when im fuckin a girl and smelling the poo poo oyut of her pussy sometimes i pop my dick into my own butt. not gay but i love it

whoa do you have a really big penis or is your butthole closer to your sack than most guys thats a pretty good trick

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

MOOBS! posted:

one time a girl fingered my rear end and when i came the hulk popped out of my dick and punched her in the face

butt stuff is p good

Atleast punch her pussy if you hate the smell so much like we did in the 90s, not in the face drat.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Moola posted:

gross this thread went butt chat im out

m y butthole smells like the way strawberry pussies smell

u down????

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Hey guys, just for fun let's gently caress our own buttholes & post vids of it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Ilikedirt posted:

m y butthole smells like the way strawberry pussies smell

u down????

NO

because at any moment that rear end could pop a poo poo

cant be trusting butts

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Moola posted:

NO

because at any moment that rear end could pop a poo poo

cant be trusting butts

sorry bout your trust issues

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
Huff pussy everyday

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Febreeze.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Agrajag posted:

sorry bout your trust issues

a pooping butt killed my parents

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I am buttman

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Moola posted:

NO

because at any moment that rear end could pop a poo poo

cant be trusting butts

sorry bout your incontinence issues

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Moola posted:

I am buttman

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Moola posted:

I am buttman

drat im sorry i triggered u my bad...,,

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BlueChocolate
Jan 4, 2014
she probably has an infection

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