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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Ork of Fiction posted:

It's actually straight porn when a lady is looking at it.

you just blew my loving mind, bro

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I ended up with 2 different free trial subscriptions to Men's Health for some reason. Half the magazine is ads and reviews for stupid luxury products I would never buy no matter how rich I was. The other half was questionable advice.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
Every magazine is at least 50% ads, except good ones like scientific american that are only maybe 33%. Then you get to the basic bitch mags like cosmo and it shoots up to like 95%

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
like I've opened a Cosmo before when I was making GBS threads and reading material was dire straits and I no joke finished making GBS threads and wiped without finding an actual article, I had just turned through 50 pages of straight ads

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Girly magazines are the worst. After the table of contents there's a good 30 pages of full page ads, plus half of the articles are also ads. Stupid poo poo like "40 things it wouldn't be summer without!", which is just a photo of a bunch of lipsticks and hair ties and poo poo spread out on a table with numbers by everything that leads to a list of prices and where to buy. Jane Magazine had some actual good articles in it, but they haven't published that in like a decade.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

criscodisco posted:

Girly magazines are the worst. After the table of contents there's a good 30 pages of full page ads, plus half of the articles are also ads. Stupid poo poo like "40 things it wouldn't be summer without!", which is just a photo of a bunch of lipsticks and hair ties and poo poo spread out on a table with numbers by everything that leads to a list of prices and where to buy. Jane Magazine had some actual good articles in it, but they haven't published that in like a decade.

They still do Jane's every week. check it out Got some good makeup tips for looking like a leaf or a tree or summat.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Has anyone said Men's Stealth yet?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

natetimm posted:

Has anyone said Men's Stealth yet?

Nope. You slid it in, right on time. Nice and smooth.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Ork of Fiction posted:

Nope. You slid it in, right on time. Nice and smooth.

hoooo wow... I think... I think im getting the vapors over here! *rapidly fans self*

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Under the wire, but not under the radar, iykwim.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

mens health has some recipe ideas and meal plans that are ok, or at the very least, will inspire creativity

i would never actually pay for a subscription because once youve read one youve probably read them all

buying a back issue of bro cosmo for 50 cents was worth it

overall, all magazines are bad

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Cosbro
Men's Stealth
Muscle and Hittin Dis
Outdoor Rimming
M A X I M G A Y

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
The Stealth Gay

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
tactical erotic espionage

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Happy Bear Suit posted:

mens health has some recipe ideas and meal plans that are ok, or at the very least, will inspire creativity

i would never actually pay for a subscription because once youve read one youve probably read them all

buying a back issue of bro cosmo for 50 cents was worth it

overall, all magazines are bad

no scientific american is pro tier and i will defend it to the death

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

no scientific american is pro tier and i will defend it to the death

Didn't they get bought out and then turned to poo poo? Or was that only national geographic

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

hows national geographic now that its controlled by fox?

ill still buy the Natty G if theres indigenous boobs

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
no SciAm still owns bones with articles about astronomy and particle physics and ecology and all kinds of awesome poo poo with minimal ads

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

"how you can lose 12 pounds by summer and not shame your husband, loving cow" vs "interview with hard body man, good abs strong delts grunt sweat, hard man"

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



natetimm posted:

Cosbro
Men's Stealth
Muscle and Hittin Dis
Outdoor Rimming
M A X I M G A Y

Can I get a subscription to Outdoor Rimming

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

"how you can lose 12 pounds by summer and not shame your husband, loving cow" vs "interview with hard body man, good abs strong delts grunt sweat, hard man"

True. Mens magazines make fitness look fun with lots of steak and lifting weights Gaston style. Women's magazines are like boring Gwyneth Paltrow poo poo.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Mag gay, so what

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

natetimm posted:

Has anyone said Men's Stealth yet?

men's girth

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
There's no such thing as stealth gayness.

EVERYONE knows.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Who cares if it is a gay mag or not? If you want to look at a bunch of half naked men that's fine there's no need to label everything.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
"stealth"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I smoke and drink like crazy, still I read it for the articles.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
don't pretend that you're getting swole to attract girls. we hate swole guys. toned guys are what we like. just admit you want to get swole to impress other men

This has been a Public Service Announcement

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I dunno those dudes are always flexin their muscles and poo poo, never relaxing, just straining. That doesn't seem very healthy to me, to be so tense all the time. It's like their bracing for a big penis all the time.

Not every gay guy does anal sex, y'know. And for those who do, relaxation is key.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

King Possum III posted:

Not every gay guy does anal sex, y'know. And for those who do, relaxation is key.

next you'll be telling me not every guy that does anal sex is gay.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm far too busy being a stealth jew, I simply cannot manage to be stealth gay as well.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Pththya-lyi posted:

don't pretend that you're getting swole to attract girls. we hate swole guys. toned guys are what we like. just admit you want to get swole to impress other men

This has been a Public Service Announcement

Toned is just half swole!

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Did Oz have much dicks in it? I watched it as it was running so I was real young and mostly remember the guy that basically explodes from eating powdered glass and that one dude's charmingly tiny hat

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Stealth is health op

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

also the butt belongs to a dude, but hey we're not judging here

It's 2015. The vagina does too

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Men's Health mag is a candidate filter in my lobby. Works every time.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Your gaydar needs some serious work if you think that it's a "Stealth" gay-mag

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It's 2015. The vagina does too

gently caress, there goes my gendering and othering brave, beautiful queers again. I really AM a cishet shitlord :cry:

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Booblord Zagats posted:

Your gaydar needs some serious work if you think that it's a "Stealth" gay-mag

It is. My queer lust goes insane when it arrives.

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Slyph
Jan 19, 2007
KAWAII NEKO WAIII NANI ^____^;;!?

Roylicious posted:

Who cares if it is a gay mag or not? If you want to look at a bunch of half naked men that's fine there's no need to label everything.

Seriously this. Looking at male bodies as a male is a very broad tent. Muscle-spiration, getting a half chub, beating off, it's all good.

There's lots of ways to look at attractive dudes and most people doing so are probably getting a whole menage of feelings out of it. There's a whole spectrum of reasons to look at physical guys and Men's Health doesn't judge.

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