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we should follow South Korea's example and at least make poo poo like bb cream and concealer acceptable for dudes put them in black and red tubes and call it "FACE FINISHING GEL FOR MEN"
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:06 |
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Oh Hell No posted:we should follow South Korea's example and at least make poo poo like bb cream and concealer acceptable for dudes
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:08 |
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Das Boo posted:Guys should wear make-up so we can live in a world where everyone's hot. Stop loving this up, guys. This but also included every one shaving/waxing /plucking body hair and eyebrows.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:08 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:Actually, it's because of low T. I was about 30 before I had a 5 o clock.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:10 |
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Oh Hell No posted:we should follow South Korea's example and at least make poo poo like bb cream and concealer acceptable for dudes South Korean city women make American "ladies" look like a bunch of sloppy jalopies.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:14 |
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down n out posted:South Korean city women make American "ladies" look like a bunch of sloppy jalopies.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:20 |
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Makeup Before && After Share If U Like
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:21 |
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i don't understand high heels
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:23 |
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Sitting Here posted:i don't understand high heels
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:24 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:They're designed to break your ankles. lol
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:26 |
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Sitting Here posted:i don't understand high heels Dudes elect taller dudes to lead them, so the shorter dudes tried to cheat. Also, they made Louis XIV's legs look fabulous.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:27 |
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Prorat posted:They wear make up because their human beings with function brains and can decide things on their own. The horrible secret makeup is designed to shield us from is that some women aren't women, or even human, at all. You wipe away the makeup and there's just another layer of makeup underneath. Frantically you keep wiping and wiping, as first the face and then the skull wipe away, revealed to be nothing but layers of makeup. Eventually you dig through where her brain should be but all you come up with is fists full of caked on foundation. That's when you realise she is made entirely of makeup, and nothing but makeup. That's all she ever was, and now she is gone. Because you just had to see her without makeup. Because you couldn't leave well enough alone when she refused. Because she was your wife, and she could at least trust that you loved her enough to sleep next to you without a face full of makeup. But in the end, she couldn't trust you to not let your curiosity get the better of you. She couldn't trust you not to wait till she fell asleep so you could try to remove it. And now she is gone, and you are alone.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:28 |
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Moon Atari posted:The horrible secret makeup is designed to shield us from is that some women aren't women, or even human, at all. You wipe away the makeup and there's just another layer of makeup underneath. Frantically you keep wiping and wiping, as first the face and then the skull wipe away, revealed to be nothing but layers of makeup. Eventually you dig through where her brain should be but all you come up with is fists full of caked on foundation. That's when you realise she is made entirely of makeup, and nothing but makeup. That's all she ever was, and now she is gone.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:30 |
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Moon Atari posted:The horrible secret makeup is designed to shield us from is that some women aren't women, or even human, at all. You wipe away the makeup and there's just another layer of makeup underneath. Frantically you keep wiping and wiping, as first the face and then the skull wipe away, revealed to be nothing but layers of makeup. Eventually you dig through where her brain should be but all you come up with is fists full of caked on foundation. That's when you realise she is made entirely of makeup, and nothing but makeup. That's all she ever was, and now she is gone.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:31 |
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Make-up is also acts as mating tactic for women. We know not to mate with the dudes who get butthurt about it.Moon Atari posted:The horrible secret makeup is designed to shield us from is that some women aren't women, or even human, at all. You wipe away the makeup and there's just another layer of makeup underneath. Frantically you keep wiping and wiping, as first the face and then the skull wipe away, revealed to be nothing but layers of makeup. Eventually you dig through where her brain should be but all you come up with is fists full of caked on foundation. That's when you realise she is made entirely of makeup, and nothing but makeup. That's all she ever was, and now she is gone. The Wicked Witch is Lyman Baum's confession akin to Kubrick's fake moon landing confession in The Shining. Das Boo fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 17, 2016 |
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Das Boo posted:Dudes elect taller dudes to lead them, so the shorter dudes tried to cheat. but they hurt and make you do that weird bent-kneed hobble, seems like platform shoes would be more effective for that
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:37 |
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Sitting Here posted:but they hurt and make you do that weird bent-kneed hobble, seems like platform shoes would be more effective for that
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:40 |
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Das Boo posted:they made Louis XIV's legs look fabulous.
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:42 |
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she didn't even use the heel
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:43 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:44 |
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you can try rationalize it but the answer to anything to do with women's looks is that men are extremely prone to fetishes, especially visual ones
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:50 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:she didn't even use the heel http://imgur.com/vjC7cqv
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:50 |
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nah women do it for other women a lot men prolly don't give two shits at the end of the day whether you have egypt style cat eye or the 'natural' look as long as they are getting some
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# ? Jul 17, 2016 23:51 |
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Moridin920 posted:nah women do it for other women a lot Yeah sure, blame women !?!
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:01 |
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any honest woman will tell you other women are the most vicious when it comes to looks/clothes/makeup it is of course internalized oppression, but just sayin' first step is to be chill to those around you
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:02 |
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Moridin920 posted:any honest woman will tell you other women are the most vicious when it comes to looks/clothes/makeup do gay men care about looks at all or are they just happy they can gently caress eachothers holes
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:09 |
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Mercrom posted:they just happy they can gently caress eachothers holes AIDs epidemic? helllo?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:14 |
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If I don't wear makeup or high heels and don't shave my legs, am I still a woman? The media seems to say no but my lady parts disagree. I'm confused. I do shave my armpits but that's because they are cooler and less stinky that way.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:17 |
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what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 00:30 |
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psychokitty posted:If I don't wear makeup or high heels and don't shave my legs, am I still a woman? The media seems to say no but my lady parts disagree. I'm confused. I do shave my armpits but that's because they are cooler and less stinky that way. Here's something we don't discuss enough on the media: women are actually loving stinky, in some cases worse than men
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:29 |
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I like drinking
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:29 |
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psychokitty posted:If I don't wear makeup or high heels and don't shave my legs, am I still a woman? The media seems to say no but my lady parts disagree. I'm confused. I do shave my armpits but that's because they are cooler and less stinky that way. you're still a woman just really bad at being one, chalk that up to being a goon thou
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:35 |
susan b anthony got women the vote, but the burka makes them equal allah akbar!
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:37 |
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I only ever notice if women wear eyeliner or not, the hotness level with/without is drastic in most cases
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:37 |
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Varg posted:I only ever notice if women wear eyeliner or not, the hotness level with/without is drastic in most cases Yep. Sometimes foundation and mascara, maybe a Monroe.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:46 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:you're still a woman just really bad at being one, chalk that up to being a goon thou
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:55 |
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Shaving your legs feels goooooooood. (and I'm a dude lol )
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:58 |
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Don't let it get to you, everyone on this forum is a deficient in some way.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 01:59 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Shaving your legs feels goooooooood. (and I'm a dude lol ) I know but it's also a lot of loving work. And it feels really good after you haven't done it in a while. Also
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