Women should stop wearing makeup

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

#1 it's an unfair advantage over women who can't afford good makeup or don't have the skills to apply it

#2 it fools potential partners, mostly men, into believing someone is more attractive

#3 it's sexist or something I guess, Idgaf about feminism but sure w/e

In short, make women compete on their own attributes and reveal their true facial features without extra help, it's loving unfair, deceptive and is tricking good innocent people into mating with uglier women than they could get

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wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Same with high heels.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:00

Bad Titty Puker: Nov 3, 2007; Soiled Meat

what's the world coming to when this happens

whole industries would collapse

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:08

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

also they should stop shaving their legs and armpits
and then they should grow penises

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:09

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

If this had been in place already, Qandeel Baloch might still be alive.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:10

CloFan: Nov 6, 2004

City of Tampa posted:

also they should stop shaving their legs and armpits
and then they should grow penises

This guy gets it.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:15

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

if a chick looks hot in makeup and then she isnt hot without makeup but you do it with her it should be considered rape on her part also can we discuss ethics in gaming journalims itt?

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# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:17

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3qboPIBUVU
I disagree. Op.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:29

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

I ONLY LIKE M?Y TROLLOPS CAKED WITH ARSENIC DONT "U RUIN MY FUTURE PAID LOVE MAKING FACE MOMENTS

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:32

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Nooner posted:

if a chick looks hot in makeup and then she isnt hot without makeup but you do it with her it should be considered rape on her part also can we discuss ethics in gaming journalims itt?

Good point Nooner.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:33

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

we should remove the culture saying they really should and then if they wanna they can

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:35

www: Aug 4, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3qboPIBUVU
I disagree. Op.

wanna be that brush

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:36

polio king: Jun 19, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3qboPIBUVU
I disagree. Op.

christ, what a scam. I basically can't even bother with a chick unless she's washes that poo poo off and I get a solid look at her at her naturally first.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:41

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

as a man i command women to stop wearing makeup

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:44

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Maybe guys should level the playing field and start wearing makeup as well, that'll show them!

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:50

central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

I agree with OP, but only because makeup smells terrible. I can't stand the smell.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:53

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Men should be allowed to wear makeup

I suspect that most good looking men in their 30s do

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:53

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

wide stance posted:

Same with high heels.

Same with all forms of clothing.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:56

Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

people without an avvy or that have the newbie avvy are garbage

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:56

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

central dogma posted:

I agree with OP, but only because makeup smells terrible. I can't stand the smell.

Good point, I'll add it as #4 when I have some free time

# ? Jul 17, 2016 20:58

rakovsky maybe: Nov 4, 2008

stefan molyneux has some really interesting thoughts about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8vDSIIAvQ

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:01

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

LegoPirateNinja posted:

Men should be allowed to wear makeup

I suspect that most good looking men in their 30s do

Well, maybe some of us are just born with it.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:07

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Guys should wear make-up so we can live in a world where everyone's hot. Stop loving this up, guys.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:08

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

if it makes em feel pretty who cares

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:10

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Handle with Caution; Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Guys should wear make-up so we can live in a world where everyone's hot. Stop loving this up, guys.

I keep growing hair out of my face that fucks up the make up

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:11

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

wide stance posted:

Same with high heels.

Women should continue wearing makeup and high heels. If they're between a 4 and a 9 it gives some wiggle room.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:17

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Women should start wearing sandwiches

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:18

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

How about you don't tell people what to do.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:19

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Das Boo posted:

Guys should wear make-up so we can live in a world where everyone's hot. Stop loving this up, guys.

Sounds appealing in theory, but the effect of testosterone on general sweating and sebum production combined with the pore clogging effects of make-up would probably make it a counterproductive effort.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:20

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Let me just mansplain about makeup for a minute

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:25

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

you could level th e old playing field by wearing makeup yourself op

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:27

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Tonsured posted:

Women should start wearing sandwiches

I've seen a 2.5-3 wear cheese slices before. Sandwiches couldn't be much harder.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:28

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

Das Boo posted:

Guys should wear make-up so we can live in a world where everyone's hot. Stop loving this up, guys.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:33

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

actually it should be cool for men to wear make up too bc make up is cool as gently caress and makes ugly or average people beautiful

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:33

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

in short, OP just got shot down in flames by some goth/hipster/raver

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:34

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

if a chick looks hot in makeup and then she isnt hot without makeup but you do it with her it should be considered rape on her part also can we discuss ethics in gaming journalims itt?

ethically it's like the paper bag theory imo

like you can see visually that she has makeup on there's some implicit agreement happening

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:35

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I like makeup on girls.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:40

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Makeup makes women look like freaky clown people imo. The natural look is way hotter.

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:41

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Ivor Biggun posted:

Let me just mansplain about makeup for a minute

Men invented make up, I think we would know a thing or two about it and it's uses.

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

Makeup makes women look like freaky clown people imo. The natural look is way hotter.

i feel like every time a man says this he doesn't realize that the 'natural' look still involves a lot of make up that you're just not noticing

# ? Jul 17, 2016 21:42

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