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Bareback Werewolf posted:Next Tuesday we're going to the library art gallery as a class. That's when I'll make my move. What should I say? Girls dig it when guys put it all on the line for them. So you're gonna have to go out of your comfort zone really far out there. Be at the library and come out of the library doors while class is approaching, hold a bouquet of roses, and release some doves, call out her name.
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In the nolan trilogy batman voice, imo.
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Nov 18, 2016 11:41
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Learn sign language deaf chicks give great handjobs
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Nov 18, 2016 12:06
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Show her your genitals Your genitals Show her your genitals Your GENITALIA~
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Nov 18, 2016 13:12
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alpaca diseases posted:carry a printer over to her house
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Nov 18, 2016 13:53
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Research what artists are on display at the library, find some interesting facts about them, and smear your own cum behind your ears. Don't forget to eat a toxic amount of zinc to increase your loads.
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Nov 18, 2016 14:02
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Wait until she's presenting and then click your mandibles together louder than all the other males. Careful, she may consume you after mating.
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Nov 18, 2016 14:11
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There's a million toads in the swamp. Work on inflating your air sac.
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Nov 18, 2016 14:12
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play IMDABES irl real loud so she can hear it
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Nov 18, 2016 14:16
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Talk to her about anime, worked for me
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Nov 18, 2016 14:26
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My advice in this order: 1. Rub one out. It clears your head and will probably reduce the chance that you will say something pathetic to her. 2. Ask a few questions, but not too many. Asking too many comes off as desperate and may indicate to her that you have no social skills. 3. Be funny; if she's a smoker and has that hot librarian look, she's probably into sarcasm and a little bit of self depreciating humor. 4. Act confident; if she does shut you down, don't change your demeanor. Acting happier after she does it may convey to her that you're life is good regardless of whether or not she sits on your face. 5. Don't say things that may indicate you objectify her. But at the same time, a little bit of friendly condescending goes a long way, especially if they have daddy issues. 6. If you don't have anything else interesting or charming to say, wait. You don't have to get all the way there in the first few moments you talk to her. Courtship is a long, arduous process. Patience pays off. 7. Focus on something about her that you like that isn't so obvious. Noticing small things helps. 8. Also, focus on something that you find unappealing about her. This will help you put her on your level. That way talking to her is easier. Btw, awesome name OP.
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Nov 19, 2016 21:14
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Put your dick in the paper shredder.
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Nov 19, 2016 21:16
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blunt posted:How old are you? I feel like we need these answered, OP.
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Nov 19, 2016 22:13
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Slap her rear end, wink at her, then say "How's it going toots?"
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Nov 19, 2016 22:32
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Pop a tic tac and just start kissing her if she's very beautiful. Just grab her pussy. She'll let you do it.
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Nov 19, 2016 22:49
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I should also mention that I'm probably 8-10 years older than her. If she's "college age" (18-22), then stop being a creep and go look for women closer to your own age.
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Nov 19, 2016 23:31
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ask her for a change of pants
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Nov 19, 2016 23:40
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Hello Sailor posted:If she's "college age" (18-22), then stop being a creep and go look for women closer to your own age. lolgay
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Nov 19, 2016 23:40
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approach her and breath with deep, sharp breaths, lock eye contact, and let her react naturally
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Nov 19, 2016 23:49
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show her this thread
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Nov 19, 2016 23:51
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Next Tuesday we're going to the library art gallery as a class. That's when I'll make my move. What should I say? "Art, hey... so do you like... photography? {wink wink nudge nudge}"
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Nov 20, 2016 00:02
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Stand really close behind her and rub your boner on her butt. If she says something, you don't have to initiate the conversation, if she doesn't say anything then you got to rub your boner on her butt.
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Nov 20, 2016 00:26
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I was with a girl I met in college for four years that was the type you describe. Librarian (with a couple piercings) looking, dark hair, glasses, smoker. Anyhow she sucked a mean dick, enthusiastically too. The people who say "ask her for a light" are exactly right. But I'd go one step further and ask her for a cigarette. That's what I did and it worked out. Anyway good luck and godspeed
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Nov 20, 2016 00:26
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kick the poo poo out of her
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Nov 20, 2016 00:27
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OP perfect 2d will never reject you
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Nov 20, 2016 00:30
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Orkin Mang posted:kick the poo poo out of her
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Nov 20, 2016 00:42
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Bring along the Techniques turntables and Shure microphone; drop beats that are seriously obese in bass frequencies. You'll have all the beef curtains flappin including the boys
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Nov 20, 2016 00:51
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Tell her that even though she isn't as tan as you'd like, you will let it go because its wintertime and she will have plenty of time to get some sun while she rides your dick next summer.
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Nov 20, 2016 00:54
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Try getting into her friendzone first.
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Nov 20, 2016 00:55
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Become her enemy, her adversary
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Nov 20, 2016 01:03
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Bareback Werewolf posted:i have a big crush on this girl in my school and I don't know how to talk to her. She's really pretty and she smokes ciggarettes. You start working out. Get huge, confident, build self esteem. Get ripped and have six pac abs....and than watch her ignore you for a skinny jeaned gently caress boy lol
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Nov 20, 2016 01:05
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wield the most dangerous form of autism on her-hypnotism
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Nov 20, 2016 01:15
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lol your a decade older than her, you describe her look as "hot librarian" because omg glasses, and are asking the internet how to talk to her dont go through life making all the women around you uncomfortable dude, it's a real lovely way to live
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Nov 20, 2016 01:33
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OMGVBFLOL posted:lol your a decade older than her, you describe her look as "hot librarian" because omg glasses, and are asking the internet how to talk to her I don't want to make her uncomftorble. I just want to make her love me without actually having to talk to her. What's so bad about that?
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Nov 20, 2016 04:36
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Post good love potion recipes ITT.
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Nov 20, 2016 04:37
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Post good love potion recipes ITT. Masturbate into a jar multiple times a day for one month. Leave overnight to cook on heater. Drink.
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Nov 20, 2016 05:08
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Bareback Werewolf posted:Post good love potion recipes ITT. kamikaze shots
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Nov 20, 2016 05:09
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Chinatown posted:kamikaze shots I don't think she's old enough to drink yet.
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Nov 20, 2016 05:30
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Bareback Werewolf posted:I don't know no womens numbers though.. Feels bad man. Hello Sailor posted:If she's "college age" (18-22), then stop being a creep and go look for women closer to your own age. You get older they stay the saaaame age man. *licks lips*
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Op did you talk to her or did you puss out
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