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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TheLightPurges posted:

Be a waitress its piss easy and pays about the same

And if there are no waitress jobs available? Plus not all waitress jobs can finance an education, most of the time you can barely tread water.

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TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

glowstick party tonight posted:

And if there are no waitress jobs available? Plus not all waitress jobs can finance an education, most of the time you can barely tread water.

You dont need my permission ask your dad

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TheLightPurges posted:

You dont need my permission ask your dad

he never gives me his cummies :(

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
if having sex with your boss becomes legal next you will have people wanting to marry turtles

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Chlamyllionaire posted:

Adam, Cain, and Abel did a full airtight on Eve as was God's will.

Either god exists and is a pervert or He does not exist and some dude 5000 years ago was a pervert

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Quote-Unquote posted:

Okay creepo.

A boss and an employee having a relationship does not necessarily mean an imbalance of power. It's stupid and unprofessional because of the high risk of office drama. A boss forcing an employee to have sex with him is immoral and illegal.

loving your child is wrong because it involves loving your child and you having spent their childhood grooming them into thinking this is acceptable.

And nobody is taking moral lessons from the universally reviled incestual child-loving characters on noted fictional TV show GoT, who are universally amongst the most reviled characters.

But this brings me back to my earlier point... is it morally acceptable for Lot's daughters to rape him? I mean, your bible says so. I disagree, because I am opposed to child loving.

The Bible never states that it was morally acceptable or righteous for lots daughters to sleep with their father , it simply states that's what they did . It goes on to mention that the descendants of this incest or later to be historical antagonists against the nation of Israel .

The Bible is full of characters in narratives and events and not everything in there is an example of what is righteous there are plenty of stories in the Bible a straight failures and sins and shortcomings of characters just because something occurs in the Bible doesn't mean that it is something that should be praised for replicated

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

if having sex with your boss becomes legal next you will have people wanting to marry turtles

They slipped a gay ape in the rise of the planet of the apes and it wasn't long before a chimp was having his way with a frog

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Great God in all his boundless power and wisdom created only two humans and he gaveth unto them wisdom teeth and appendixes and earlobes for some reason.

Or he didn't, it's not meant to ne taken literally maaaaaan it's just a morality tale you can totes eat shellfish (but no buttstuff for reals)

what Im saying is hail Satan

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
The bible definitely praises slavery though

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Guys maybe this tribal history is actually the key to moral living and those who disagree want to gently caress children

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Dr Cheeto posted:

The bible definitely praises slavery though

It's more like temporary indentured servitude which is not a bad deal for debtors, POWs and lone nomads 5000 years ago

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
and the Lord in all his power and wisdom looked down upon all the poo poo that was, when taken into account, his fault and decided to just drown everything rather than use his omnipotence to fix it

or he did not, really makes you think about morals

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Commie NedFlanders posted:

The Bible never states that it was morally acceptable or righteous for lots daughters to sleep with their father , it simply states that's what they did . It goes on to mention that the descendants of this incest or later to be historical antagonists against the nation of Israel .

The Bible is full of characters in narratives and events and not everything in there is an example of what is righteous there are plenty of stories in the Bible a straight failures and sins and shortcomings of characters just because something occurs in the Bible doesn't mean that it is something that should be praised for replicated

You'd think if god disapproved he would've done something about it, considering he blew up Sodom and Gomorrah after Lot encouraged them to gang rape his daughters.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
Morality doesn't exist, anyone say that yet because I'm saying it right now :getin:

If this *was* Ancient Greece socially then we'd be having a whole different set of conversations with the same baked-in ~wisdom~ and assumed-morality standards and vigor and we are right now.

Or lol LIEberals.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

glowstick party tonight posted:

:ssh: that incest porn is fake

Also I don't think anyone takes moral guidance from what characters do on Game of Thrones

So incest porn is okay because it's fake?


Can we get a consensus on this??

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
I bet a whole bunch of christians look up incest porn fake or not lol

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Children can't consent op. I'm sorry you have trouble with figuring out why loving kids isn't ok without a bronze age religious code of ethics telling you so.

If they are adults I don't give a gently caress if some gross trailer spawn want to gently caress each other in the privacy of their hovel. Now where do I get one of these robot jellyfish wives everyone is talking about?

Commie NedFlanders posted:

So incest porn is okay because it's fake?


Can we get a consensus on this??

As long as there's consent I dont care. I do wish it was less fuckin popular. It's hard to find any robot jellyfish these days on pornhub with all the incest porn.

Nuclearmonkee fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Nov 29, 2016

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

good ol bibble

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Asking about banging people who work for him and daughters? are we sure OP isn't Trump?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Second incest is already wildly popular in pornography and has even made its way into mainstream pop culture (game of thrones). So don't act like I'm just pulling this out of thin air

This is how previously taboo things have become normalized

what

people have been reading Shakespeare and Greek myths in school for homework for centuries and that stuff involves all kinds of incest, beastiality, etc I don't think Game of Thrones is what's introducing it into mainstream culture

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
It seems you've all fallen into my logic trap! Now you're all pedophiles. Gross.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
wait so should i gently caress cindy or no this and some choice pizza lies in the balance

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

also its really weird to try to blame anything on "secular" culture or ideas when societies heavily dominated by religion tend to involve a lot of people (often children) being forced into marriages without any say in the matter at all and often with far worse power imbalances at play than the typical workplace romance you are talking about

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

dear OP let me sum up the secular approach with simple words

moral: two consenting adults having sex with each other
immoral: anything that decisively removes the 'consenting', 'adult', or both parts

so no, a secretary giving the boss a bj isn't immoral, but a secretary diddling her kid is. there are grey areas but hey guess what people have been dealing with them since way before those durn liberals did away with good old fashioned puritanical bullshit even with the eye of gawd looking down at them

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

dear OP let me sum up the secular approach with simple words

moral: two consenting adults having sex with each other
immoral: anything that decisively removes the 'consenting', 'adult', or both parts

so no, a secretary giving the boss a bj isn't immoral, but a secretary diddling her kid is. there are grey areas but hey guess what people have been dealing with them since way before those durn liberals did away with good old fashioned puritanical bullshit even with the eye of gawd looking down at them

What if the first example (consenting adults) are role playing the second example?

Logic trap sprung!!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Children can't consent op. I'm sorry you have trouble with figuring out why loving kids isn't ok without a bronze age religious code of ethics telling you so.

If they are adults I don't give a gently caress if some gross trailer spawn want to gently caress each other in the privacy of their hovel. Now where do I get one of these robot jellyfish wives everyone is talking about?


As long as there's consent I dont care. I do wish it was less fuckin popular. It's hard to find any robot jellyfish these days on pornhub with all the incest porn.

Do people agree with this take on incest porn?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Commie NedFlanders posted:

What if the first example (consenting adults) are role playing the second example?

Logic trap sprung!!

incorrect

remember that pesky 'decisively' modifier? yeah, your example of role play is not decisively removing either for two reasons: a) safe words, look them up b) THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT CHILDREN YOU GODDAMN IDIOT

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

i think having sex with your boss leads to beastiality which is good IMO

it's actually spelled bestiality

always seemed kind of hosed up to me. sure seems like there should be a 'beast' in there. but nope. makes it sound like it's the best

bestiality. what the gently caress.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Okay how about this one, if a really intelligent 14 year old is in a sexual relationship with a mentally disabled 30 year old, who is exploiting who?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Every one of these "highly controversial" threads reads like one of those head cannon movie memes that starts with "what if I told you everything you thought about (movie) was wrong?"

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
oh poo poo i just came in here for that little fun fact about spelling

then i started reading the reply after mine and i don't like where this thread is going no sir i'm out of here

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Should a man be able to make love to an anime pillow?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Okay how about this one, if a really intelligent 14 year old is in a sexual relationship with a mentally disabled 30 year old, who is exploiting who?

how many angels can dance on the head of a pin

you're a god-man, you should be able to answer that one just as well

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Should a man be able to make love to an anime pillow?

YOU GO TOO FAR!

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

bag em and tag em posted:

YOU GO TOO FAR!

Seriously though should anime even be legal since 90% of it is pedo porn?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Seriously though should anime even be legal since 90% of it is pedo porn?

anime can't be a victim

regardless, anime should be victimized even if it cannot be

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Okay how about this one, if a really intelligent 14 year old is in a sexual relationship with a mentally disabled 30 year old, who is exploiting who?

not every relationship is an exploitation competition you goddamn commie

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Commie NedFlanders posted:

What if the first example (consenting adults) are role playing the second example?

What if a bunch of people make little guns with their fingers and go PEW PEW PEW at each others' heads???? Could pretend things be the same as actual things??? Nobody knows. Truly a provocative philosophical argument.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Ok well then why does drawing Bart Simpsons dilz carry a punishment of life in prison??


Checkmate

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Ok well then why does drawing Bart Simpsons dilz carry a punishment of life in prison??


Checkmate

get out bart im piss

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Ok well then why does drawing Bart Simpsons dilz carry a punishment of life in prison??

Checkmate

The guy who got busted for Bart Simpsons dilz got a couple years for possessing a huge cache of CP including actual children.

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