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Salt Lake City is better.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:Salt Lake City is better. At least SLC has great skiing, hiking, and scenery.
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Jastiger posted:Its actually great because you can get all over court ave quickly and go from imported belgian ales to home cooked meals on a nice night in the town and not bust your budget. i dunno about those imported belgian ales like stella artois and heineken, they're a little too rich for my blood
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Feb 8, 2017 20:26
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Nah man we have a p bad rear end bar called the red monk. Only serves belgian fare
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the great deceiver posted:nobody gives a gently caress about des moines this is all that needs to be said honestly. close thread.
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Jastiger posted:Nah man we have a p bad rear end bar called the red monk. Only serves belgian fare  I'm the badass combo dvd/CRT and also the ducting. e: I'm also the $7 10oz genuine imported foreign European beer(in the bottle) E2: I'm also one of the only two beers they have on tap Lupin fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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the great deceiver posted:nobody gives a gently caress about des moines
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I might give a gently caress about des moines but I have no idea where it is, never heard about it before, is it in America?
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Feb 8, 2017 20:56
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Lupin posted:
lol rekt
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Feb 8, 2017 20:57
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I left Des Moines area for Denver, so according to that list I made a good choice. Next time I go visit my parents though I will make you buy me a beer.
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john cena chooses to live in the south
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Just lol if you go down to Court Ave to go to a bar that proves you don't know poo poo about Des Moines Jastiger. All the bars there are too bright, too loud and too packed with young professional types paying six to eight bucks a pour so they can pretend they're "out on the town" because they are on literally the only street in the middle of the city that is busy past eleven on a Friday night. There are establishments down town that are worth drinking at. None of them are on Court Ave for a reason. I only drink at townie bars and seedy dives because I'm not insufferable. Hell the best cocktail bar isn't even on Court Ave if you're the type who wants a $15 old fashioned made with Blanton's and unicorn blood. fat bossy gerbil fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Feb 8, 2017 21:00
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One thing I liked about Des Moines was the grocery store Dahls. But it's been bought out by some chain called SuperCheapShit or something like that.
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Welcome to my ignore list forums user Jastiger.
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lol how the gently caress is fayetteville on ththe list, especially at number 5? I moved to fayetteville from Minneapolis and the only ONLY good thing to say about it is that it is cheap. other than that it's a pretty lovely place to live.
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Chlamyllionaire posted:Welcome to my ignore list forums user Jastiger.  epic forum ownage itt
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OctoberBlues posted:One thing I liked about Des Moines was the grocery store Dahls. But it's been bought out by some chain called SuperCheapShit or something like that. Dahls was unfortunately run out of business by incompetent management who tried to compete by gambling it all and losing badly. They had built their name on being a home town local chain that offered exceptional customer service from long time employees and a quiet shopping experience despite being a little pricier than HyVee. Rather than doubling down on better serving their existing (and quite loyal) customer base by renovating existing locations to then advertising like crazy to bring in new shoppers they spent every dime the company had to build several huge new stores in parts of the metro they had never operated in before. The new stores quickly failed because they didn't have the low prices or name recognition to compete with regional giant HyVee and it quickly bankrupt the company. They sold off the new buildings to Price Chopper but most of those didn't last for more than a few months either. The worst part is that they offered retirement packages to their long time employees entirely in the form of company stock so when they closed down the people who had made a career with the company completely lost their retirement. I was shocked and sad when I came home after being gone five years to find the Dahls I had biked to as a kid to get donuts and soda was boarded up.
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The Dahls story is really sad, tbh. They hosed up. As for The Red Monk, lol its not $7 for a bottle of beer. They have Chimay for like 3.50 and it owns, and thats just the most recognizable one. Its a belgian bar above a traditional english like pub. Its awesome.
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fat bossy gerbil posted:Just lol if you go down to Court Ave to go to a bar that proves you don't know poo poo about Des Moines Jastiger. The Stuffed Olive begs to differ. Im srs about the  , ill take any bitch rear end itt out for a beer and blow. Your. Mi.....sconceptions of Des Moines away. Also that guy that ignored me just lol, mandatoey field trip to des moines for him imo.
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Jastiger posted:ill take any bitch rear end itt out for a beer and blow. i can't imagine how bad and stepped on coke in iowa must be
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Jastiger posted:The Stuffed Olive begs to differ. Im srs about the You're so desperate to get people to hang out with you in your lovely little town that you'd suck their dick?
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Nobody cares about the shithole known as Des Moines
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quote:The capital of this so-called flyover state may not top your to-visit list, but Des Moines is a great place to live and raise a family. Elegant Colonial and Tudor-style homes built in the early 1900s hide in quiet neighborhoods minutes from buzzy downtown, where lofts and condos draw the millennial crowd. Many families with kids flock to the suburbs where new housing developments continually pop up. this would have very accurately described the Sacramento metro area about twenty or thirty years ago. all those "new housing developments in the suburbs popping up" have utterly ruined the area permanently though, its all just big-box-retail garbage strip malls and tract housing as far as the eye can see, and what non-mass-produced culture there is left gets overrun by an army of basic-rear end suburbanites every weekend, desperate for something more stimulating than Applebees, Kohls, and Elephant Bar. what im saying is, jastiger's efforts to evangelize about his hometown will ultimately destroy it
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Lupin posted:
jesus christ its just a kegerator and a fridge e: i mean its clearly someone who bought an old shithole dive bar that only served bud and bud lite, and is trying to make a go of serving craft beer, which is plucky and admirable, but goddamn ive known working class people whose spare-time-DIY-from-junkyard-refrigerators home bars were on this level of draft/bottle selection Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Lupin posted:
what a poo poo hole I spent a weekend in des moines once years ago. I went with my then wife who was visiting a friend. I had to drink constantly to make it bearable.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:jesus christ its just a kegerator and a fridge You should come with me to that place. It is good with all the craft belgian beers. The best part is thats just the second floor of the english pub. Two bars in one! Also most of the beer served there is in bottles because they dont have affordable belgian kegs.
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Jastiger posted:http://realestate.usnews.com/places/iowa/des-moines are you seriously so obsesses about your lovely rear end state that you feel the need to post countless topics like this? your state is made up of corn and pig farms. loving disgusting
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Jastiger posted:Also most of the beer served there is in bottles because they dont have affordable belgian kegs. that's probably the saddest thing posted so far
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Well Des Moines was the birthplace of noted pedophile Stephen Collins so that's another feather in its cap.
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accidentally posted this in the "south sucks" jastiger thread instead of this one: you guys know that one atmosphere song where he raps about the midwest being nice in its own peaceful way, and that he has traveled all over but he loves minneapolis and never wants to live anywhere else i feel like that's what jastiger is trying to do, and just crashing and burning every time because instead of just playing up why he likes it, he has to take it a step further and try to argue that it's objectively better and come on bro lmao its a square of corn and pigs with two small, nice, but forgettable mostly suburban cities e: found it https://youtu.be/bV_E8SPc_jo Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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Feb 9, 2017 08:41
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why aren't the mods slapping asstiger with probations every time he posts one of the three threads he makes? new improved GBS my rear end
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Feb 9, 2017 08:55
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The mods agree with Jastiger and endorse him for president.
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six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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Smash it Smash hit posted:six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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Smash it Smash hit posted:six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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Smash it Smash hit posted:six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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Smash it Smash hit posted:six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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Smash it Smash hit posted:six empty quotes and i will smash jastigers face in with a pipe
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