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http://realestate.usnews.com/places/iowa/des-moinesA Clear Authority posted:The capital of this so-called flyover state may not top your to-visit list, but Des Moines is a great place to live and raise a family. Elegant Colonial and Tudor-style homes built in the early 1900s hide in quiet neighborhoods minutes from buzzy downtown, where lofts and condos draw the millennial crowd. Many families with kids flock to the suburbs where new housing developments continually pop up. Number 9 out of how many? A TOP TEN CITY nearly equal to mega cities like Boston, Seattle, and Colorado Springs. Short commutes, good jobs, high education, and a well built infrastructure make this city a POWER HOUSE when it comes to quality of life in America. All made affordable and accessible because this is a city that knows how to plan and manage itself. So, come on down, pull up a chair, have a nice Steak De Burgo and Exile Ruthie lager, and enjoy the culture in this Gem of a city. BEST IN THE MIDWEST! And no its alright, Jastiger will pay. Jastiger will buy a beer for any goon that comes to Des Moines to share in this bad rear end city. Jastiger fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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nobody gives a gently caress about des moines
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:32 |
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Imagine going to Iowa and Jastiger is so happy someone took him up on his offer lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:36 |
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Opened the list and saw a Texas city was number 1 and wasn't surprised.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:41 |
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Des Moines never won a first time you retarded idiot fucker.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:46 |
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I think op is trying to convince himself that his retarded town is good and he's not retarded for staying there
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:49 |
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Des Moines is a shithole
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 03:49 |
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Des Moines isn't even a top ten Midwestern city. Also Fayetteville is #5 on that list so it's bullshit. Nobody wants to live in Arkansas.
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oldpainless posted:Opened the list and saw a Texas city was number 1 and wasn't surprised. Oklahoma City at 36th or something, NYC in the 80s
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They had very scientific and well researched charts and graphs showing that Des Moines is actually cool and good. I notice that none of your cities are even top 20 just lol if you tryna talk poo poo on Des Moines and not on this list.
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nobody wants to live in nyc, its' true, there's only people who have to live in nyc
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I am Jastiger, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Des Moines, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Des Moines can become your city as well.
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Jastiger posted:They had very scientific and well researched charts and graphs showing that Des Moines is actually cool and good. I notice that none of your cities are even top 20 just lol if you tryna talk poo poo on Des Moines and not on this list. The Twin Cities, the best metro area in the Midwest, is #17 on your dumb list.
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Infidel Castro posted:The Twin Cities, the best metro area in the Midwest, is #17 on your dumb list. Its bigger and thats about it. Also more expensive and more crowded. So, 17 it goes.
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I prefer Ottumwa. If you get up on the hill, past all the meth houses it's a pretty little place. Muscatine is nice too.
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handbandit posted:I prefer Ottumwa. If you get up on the hill, past all the meth houses it's a pretty little place. Literally the worst.
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Based on what he sees everyday walking around Des Moines, Jastiger thinks Lena Dunham is the most beautiful woman on Earth. That metric alone tells you everything you need to know about the city of Des Moines, Iowa.
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"We're not worth actively avoiding in case you lose your job and have to downgrade, so keep us down there on your list somewhere I guess"
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it's funny that half the cities that rank higher than des moines are in the south kinda makes you think
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basic hitler posted:nobody wants to live in nyc, its' true, there's only people who have to live in nyc Oklahoma City on the other hand
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Sheep-Goats posted:Oklahoma City on the other hand okc should be glassed
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Do y'all refer to the one Iowa black dude as 'our black guy' because that sounds weird even if it's meant with esprit de corps
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Jastiger posted:http://realestate.usnews.com/places/iowa/des-moines Mega city Seattle? drat dude have you never left the loving shithole state you're from?
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Salt lake city as top 10? Bullshit list.
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Deki posted:Salt lake city as top 10? Bullshit list. I saw that too Salt Lake is a loving hell hole joke of a town.
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Salt Lake is paradise if you're the type that's into mini-golf and family fun centers. In other words, hell to most people other than mormon families and pedophiles.
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Places To Live As Ranked By Racist White Midwesterners
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 04:34 |
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I love these threads.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 04:37 |
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Also #3 on the list, San Jose, I can't think of a single reason you would ever want to live there and pay the insane costs of living (and get nothing in return).
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Kuato posted:Mega city Seattle? drat dude have you never left the loving shithole state you're from? Seattle is like top 15 populated city in the US, idiot.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 04:52 |
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where is des moines?
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Jastiger posted:Seattle is like top 15 populated city in the US, idiot. The only mega cities in the US are New York, LA, and maybe Chicago. Of course you think Colorado Springs (80th largest metro area) is also a mega city so who the gently caress knows what's wrong with you. Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Jastiger posted:Seattle is like top 15 populated city in the US, idiot. A mega city typically describe a city with 10,000,000+. Sorry about your brain damage. Seattle's population isn't even 3/4th of one million.
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Infidel Castro posted:The only mega cities in the US are New York, LA, and maybe Chicago. I didn't say Colorado Springs was mega city in regard to size. Way to misread a post. Probably from the South with that kind of reading comprehension.
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Jastiger posted:Number 9 out of how many? A TOP TEN CITY nearly equal to mega cities like Boston, Seattle, and Colorado Springs. Jastiger posted:I didn't say Colorado Springs was mega city in regard to size. Way to misread a post. Probably from the South with that kind of reading comprehension. Oh? Also I live in metro Milwaukee, or as you might call it, "the big city."
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Infidel Castro posted:Oh? OP dumb as hell
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Wikipedia posted:Located at the center of North America and far removed from large bodies of water, the Des Moines area has a hot summer type humid continental climate (Köppen Dfa), with hot, humid summers and cold, snowy winters. Summer temperatures can often climb into the 90 °F (32 °C) range, occasionally reaching 100 °F (38 °C). Humidity can be high in spring and summer, with frequent afternoon thunderstorms. Fall brings pleasant temperatures and colorful fall foliage. Winters vary from moderately cold to bitterly cold, with low temperatures venturing below 0 °F (−18 °C) quite often. Snowfall averages 35.3 inches (90 cm) per season, and annual precipitation averages 36.0 inches (914 mm), with a peak in the warmer months. Winters are slightly colder than Chicago but still warmer than Minneapolis, with summer temperatures being very similar between the Upper Midwest metropolitan areas. Your city has an absolute poo poo climate. Sorry, but no way in hell does that sound like an appealing place.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 05:32 |
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I'm gonna come visit because you won't let me in. Enjoy the TOXX!
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This place surrounded by gently caress-all but corn? with a culture that lends itself to bland, sugar heavy diets? With no culture to speak of aside from the mockery of living made by the degenerate descendants of German settlers? That's colder than chicago in the winter? It's actually a good place to live lmao.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Your city has an absolute poo poo climate. Sorry, but no way in hell does that sound like an appealing place. Same as Kansas as far as I can tell.
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