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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Train your dog to bite you instead when idiots put their hands in its face.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I demand dog pics, while we're at it.

This is the dog in question

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
heres me with him



here's him in the truck



me with him again

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

When I do this to my dog she makes the same face

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Sorry you can't contain yourself around other people's pets enough to not pet them when told explicitly not to

Do you bug service dogs while they're working too? You sound p cool

I don't touch strangers' dogs at all. I'm just saying the OP is gambling with serious consequences because he is too lazy or apathetic to train his dog not to bite people. I had a cousin have his dog put down because he had the same attitude and his dog bit the wrong person who wasn't so understanding. He was really sad about it.

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
Individual pugs are ok, but the race as a whole should be scrubbed from existence.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


breeding pugs should be illegal, either you have to prove you're mating it into a healthier breed or you have to get it fixed. That way people can enjoy the pugs left on this earth but the ethical, moral thing of making sure there won't be any in a decade or so be done.

As for your rear end in a top hat dog you've had since a pup apparently, it's on you if he's biting people. Dogs shouldn't do that.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

basic hitler posted:

breeding pugs should be illegal, either you have to prove you're mating it into a healthier breed or you have to get it fixed. That way people can enjoy the pugs left on this earth but the ethical, moral thing of making sure there won't be any in a decade or so be done.

this is the most unpopular opinion I've ever read.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Onkel Hedwig posted:

Individual pugs are ok, but the race as a whole should be scrubbed from existence.

pugs are the oldest dog breed known to man. they sat on tge laps of chinese emperors. you saying youre better than a chinese emperor? because hey guess what bro i DONT THINK SO

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
there's an almost infinite supply of non abused dogs to take in and i don't understand people who go out of their way to get them

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

basic hitler posted:

breeding pugs should be illegal, either you have to prove you're mating it into a healthier breed or you have to get it fixed. That way people can enjoy the pugs left on this earth but the ethical, moral thing of making sure there won't be any in a decade or so be done.


mods please ban for promoting nazi eugenics against the chosen people (pug)

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

A misanthrope posted:

mods please ban for promoting nazi eugenics against the chosen people (pug)

mods if you ever plan on probing 'thrope give it to me instead, tia

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


pugs are loving terrible monsters born of man's hubris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCv10_WvGxo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ra tehuti posted:

mods if you ever plan on probing 'thrope give it to me instead, tia

*jesus turns to re tehuti, who is dying on the cross next to him

"bro you just earned your place in heaven. pug heaven. fuckin sick bro! high five! jk we cant high five lol"

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Relin posted:

there's an almost infinite supply of non abused dogs to take in and i don't understand people who go out of their way to get them

People who don't want a pitbull I guess

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

A misanthrope posted:

*jesus turns to re tehuti, who is dying on the cross next to him

"bro you just earned your place in heaven. pug heaven. fuckin sick bro! high five! jk we cant high five lol"

I would rather be crucified than see a pug go unloved.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I'd rather pay $1000 to buy a pug than rescue 1000 pitbulls from the glue factory

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
I use glue more than my pets and refuse to comment.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ra tehuti posted:

I would rather be crucified than see a pug go unloved.

you get to heaven and find that pug is god. pug is all. you become one with pug and enter eternity

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
My last pug would freak the gently caress out when those zoom zoom car commercials were popular. The second she heard that voice she'd charge face first into the tv and start jumping and freaking out until the commercial was over. She was running her dumb face into the tv so hard I started to get freaked out thinking she was going to suicide herself over it. Pugs rule.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

:burgerpug:

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

A misanthrope posted:

you get to heaven and find that pug is god. pug is all. you become one with pug and enter eternity



I still hate myself, lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TheSpamalope posted:

My last pug would freak the gently caress out when those zoom zoom car commercials were popular. The second she heard that voice she'd charge face first into the tv and start jumping and freaking out until the commercial was over. She was running her dumb face into the tv so hard I started to get freaked out thinking she was going to suicide herself over it. Pugs rule.

thsnk you for your service to pug

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

TheSpamalope posted:

My last pug would freak the gently caress out when those zoom zoom car commercials were popular. The second she heard that voice she'd charge face first into the tv and start jumping and freaking out until the commercial was over. She was running her dumb face into the tv so hard I started to get freaked out thinking she was going to suicide herself over it. Pugs rule.

itt: an actual pug owner

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ra tehuti posted:

I still hate myself, lol

so does pug. but pug finds a way.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
cant shrug the pug

inb4 probe

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

:eyepop: now theres a pug id have a beer with. want to shake that pugs hand.

take three tablets
Nov 21, 2005

Hell Gem

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Walking my dog and a million and a half goddamn idiots wandering around with their dogs unleashed

"OH NO WORRIES HE'S FRIENDLY DON'T YOU MIND HIM BUDDY"

*other dog crashes into mine at 20mph, knocks her over, starts jumping on me*

Yeah well my rescue is dog aggressive as gently caress so maybe use a loving leash next time

gently caress these people i can't even walk my dog because of this poo poo.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

:eyepop: now theres a pug id have a beer with. want to shake that pugs hand.

What about this one

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
people who walk retarded dogs off leash are dumb.

if your dog is going to hump a tree, tie it up.

e;

ra tehuti fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Feb 10, 2017

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

various cheeses posted:

What about this one



suddenly i am afraid :ohdear:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

something is wrong. everything has gone wrong. i dont know what it is but im going into my bunker just in case

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

A misanthrope posted:

something is wrong. everything has gone wrong. i dont know what it is but im going into my bunker just in case

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
*calls 911

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE

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