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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Pick posted:

Friendship inertia. They remember the man he used to be before he was the man he was before he was a walrus.

I think they just felt guilty that they were banging behind his back even though he was a selfish douche to his girlfriend and his best friend. Even though it's like this cheap B-movie level revenge on this egotistical radiopodcast host that goes above and beyond the point of schadenfreude, I still couldn't muster up too much sympathy for him.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ElectricSheep posted:

I think they just felt guilty that they were banging behind his back even though he was a selfish douche to his girlfriend and his best friend. Even though it's like this cheap B-movie level revenge on this egotistical radiopodcast host that goes above and beyond the point of schadenfreude, I still couldn't muster up too much sympathy for him.

Well that's why it's interesting. He's just sort of a jerk but he's not a horrible guy, he thinks of himself as pretty normal (and is playing to an audience that thinks so). He's unaware that even at his level, he's damaging people around him. He learns his lesson, he learns it too late.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

I couldn't finish the movie sorry Pick. Seeing him struggling while turned into a walrus made me very uncomfortable.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pussy Quipped posted:

I couldn't finish the movie sorry Pick. Seeing him struggling while turned into a walrus made me very uncomfortable.

Yeah the torture scenes really aren't played for laughs. Also the main character never does anything particularly stupid, in fact he conducts himself as intelligently as he can. But from the time he faces the villain, there is no reasonable way to escape. He can't escape, and he doesn't.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Pick posted:

Yeah the torture scenes really aren't played for laughs. Also the main character never does anything particularly stupid, in fact he conducts himself as intelligently as he can. But from the time he faces the villain, there is no reasonable way to escape. He can't escape, and he doesn't.

This is basically what pushed it over the edge for me. Even if he got rescued he would still be incredibly mutilated and who knows if they could reverse anything done to him so it was just very depressing and unsettling.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pussy Quipped posted:

This is basically what pushed it over the edge for me. Even if he got rescued he would still be incredibly mutilated and who knows if they could reverse anything done to him so it was just very depressing and unsettling.

They were not able to reverse anything and the film shows his life is destroyed.

That's also why the villain is discussing being a Duplessis orphan, there's a parallel between the kind of trauma that they have experienced and its lasting damage. The villain was also never able to escape the abuse that he had suffered.

Pick fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Apr 19, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The film is depressing and people suffer

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
It's funny because no matter what, nobody would ever put him in a concrete enclosure and feed him fish afterwards and yet they do.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

new phone who dis posted:

It's funny because no matter what, nobody would ever put him in a concrete enclosure and feed him fish afterwards and yet they do.

Well why not? What are they going to do with him? Ostensibly that's after his story isn't interesting any more. He's living in the remnants of his shattered life now that people have had their yucks.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I'm gonna watch a movie tonight and it's gonna be Sicario instead of this.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

Pick posted:

Well why not? What are they going to do with him? Ostensibly that's after his story isn't interesting any more. He's living in the remnants of his shattered life now that people have had their yucks.

He would at least be in a mental institution somewhere, him being in a lovely zoo is the dark punchline of the entire film.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

new phone who dis posted:

He would at least be in a mental institution somewhere, him being in a lovely zoo is the dark punchline of the entire film.

True, but it's relevant to the theme so I'm fine with it.

Manchild King
Oct 22, 2010
Misogynistic, self-absorbed, incredibly unfunny asshole. BLOCK ME or I will steal your face for creepy fetish porn!
Kevin Smith is my most hated director. He's smug with a huge ego and refuses to dress like an adult. They told me Mallrats was a good movie. It wasn't. They told me Dogma was a good movie. It wasn't. So forgive me for not trusting Tusk to be great.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't care that it's Kevin Smith or not, I care that it's an interesting film.

Numberwang
Sep 2, 2016
has anyone posted giga-jorts.png yet?

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

now that he's thin he looks like he has some Victorian era wasting disease.



especially since he insists on wearing the same kind of clothing.

Ah poo poo, Kevin Smith weighs less than me now? That's fuckin' embarrassing.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I was going to make a joke about him being fat, and now i've got this joke and nowhere to put it

guess the joke's on me


hehehehehehehe

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Pick posted:

Spoiler alert, it's about a guy who thinks laying weak edgelord burns on other people through the vehicle of the internet makes him a hotshot. He's lost his empathy for other people and insists that he's really doing everyone a favor acting the way he is. He learns differently.

This is neat. I forgot there was a point to the movie, because my roommates got me high before watching it.

It's a pretty funny experience when high, I recommend it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Fruits of the sea posted:

This is neat. I forgot there was a point to the movie, because my roommates got me high before watching it.

It's a pretty funny experience when high, I recommend it.

I wouldn't enjoy the film if it didn't have a strong theme game (for a horror).

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tusk is good because of that crazy old fucker from Kill Bill and probably other movies where he's a crazy old fucker.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Tusk is good because of that crazy old fucker from Kill Bill and probably other movies where he's a crazy old fucker.

He's the best part for sure. Does a loving stellar job, no joke.

There's no moment where he comes across as not committed to this role. He is doin it. He is DOIN IT.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Pick posted:

He's the best part for sure. Does a loving stellar job, no joke.

There's no moment where he comes across as not committed to this role. He is doin it. He is DOIN IT.

I think in every conversation about that guy the first thing that comes up is "jesus christ that guy is goin for it."

YonKnave
Jun 23, 2010
daniel radcliffe grew up to be ugly as hell

YonKnave fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 20, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

YonKnave posted:

that dude grew up to be ugly as hell

You'll have to be more specific

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

This is an obvious troll.

And it's working because pick is magic

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
BAD thing is GOOD!!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

I agree with Pick. Tusk is good. I'm 100% serious

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hell Yeah posted:

I agree with Pick. Tusk is good. I'm 100% serious

This is one of the few threads where I'm not making any poo poo up. I like this movie, for real.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Like don't get me wrong, the film isn't perfect and has a lot of areas it could be cleaned up, but it's got a rock-solid theme, surprisingly good acting, and it's gripping. It makes you sad, it makes you thoughtful... and it scares you. I think, again, the scariest bit is that the lead guy doesn't make any particular mistakes. He is a reasonable person cast into a horror premise and he suffers.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


It's a great movie, and the way it switches around from being a dumb comedy into horrific body horror about halfway through is fantastic. You're expecting some fluffy comedy walrus thing, it's totally not at all.

Friend bought me a stuffie walrus after watching this which lives in my car.

#walrusyes

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
the only body horror I can stomach is ones where they are like...physically changed almost magically? like I can watch the fly and not be super disturbed but stuff where people are cut up and tortured by other people get to me way too much. I guess because it's plausible that it could happen.

even reading the plot of the movie makes me really disturbed. I really wish I wouldn't have watched it agggh I thought it was a comedddyt

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Do we need a body horror thread?

Not sure you'd like this troposphere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-OknmEs9mY

Really hoping this isn't lame.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Apr 20, 2017

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
You've convinced me to watch this.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
Some dude in my hometown of Brighton (England) wrote a funny fake gumtree ad (craigslist equivalent) for a housemate, who would have to dress as a walrus two hours a day to live there. I saw it because I was looking for a place at the time, and read it as a satire on how difficult it was to find a place in Brighton and sort of smirked maybe.

This was literally the inspiration for Kevin Smith's Tusk.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

That film ruined walruses for me, thanks for reminding me.

Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
As i've said in this thread i love "tusk" in general but smith made one big error, he lit up that rubber walrus suit with powerful lights from every direction. Go on, pull it up on netflix and and skip to the big reveal of the full walrus (i'll wait), its bathed in light like a stage play and they keep one still shot on it for way too long. Rubber suits like that work better in dim lighting (which makes sense in an underground dungeon) and when shot to sort of hide that they are rubber suits. I think smith was so proud of spending all that money on a practical effect he said "show it off! Bright, lingering shots!" Closeups done with dark lighting except for moving blue reflections from the water would have made that scene, Maybe Michael Parks could pace around the room so we got a moving, rotating camera (to not linger too long on a still shot of a rubber suit) would have helped the scene as well. Why i, a computer janitor know more about cinematography than a 20-years experienced filmmaker i have no idea.


The part where Long goes underwater and sees another walrus suit with human bones in it genuinely gave me chills in a way no movie has since i was little. In a B-Movie made by kevin smith no less. My skin crawled and i remember thinking "Oh god, he wasnt the first".

Sebastien Lenorman fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Apr 20, 2017

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

Apparently he's planning on making a series of dumb horror films that take place in Canada and I just want to know wtf his problem with us is

oooh they should do one about a pig farmer who kills like 40 women

or one about a high-ranking colonel who's also a crossdressing killer

or one about a happy couple who loves to kill

or a haunted highway that makes poor minorities disappear

or an angry dad who bundles his family into a van and drowns them

these would all definitely be works of fiction

Fruits of the sea
Dec 1, 2010

Mameluke posted:

oooh they should do one about a pig farmer who kills like 40 women

or one about a high-ranking colonel who's also a crossdressing killer

or one about a happy couple who loves to kill

or a haunted highway that makes poor minorities disappear

or an angry dad who bundles his family into a van and drowns them

these would all definitely be works of fiction

Don't forget the mystery about the severed feet in jogging shoes washing up on the coast. Killer opportunity for some product placement.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Orkin Mang posted:

clerks 2 is the worst movie ive ever seen

i guess you havent seen Cop Out then

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sebastien Lenorman posted:

As i've said in this thread i love "tusk" in general but smith made one big error, he lit up that rubber walrus suit with powerful lights from every direction. Go on, pull it up on netflix and and skip to the big reveal of the full walrus (i'll wait), its bathed in light like a stage play and they keep one still shot on it for way too long. Rubber suits like that work better in dim lighting (which makes sense in an underground dungeon) and when shot to sort of hide that they are rubber suits. I think smith was so proud of spending all that money on a practical effect he said "show it off! Bright, lingering shots!" Closeups done with dark lighting except for moving blue reflections from the water would have made that scene, Maybe Michael Parks could pace around the room so we got a moving, rotating camera (to not linger too long on a still shot of a rubber suit) would have helped the scene as well. Why i, a computer janitor know more about cinematography than a 20-years experienced filmmaker i have no idea.


The part where Long goes underwater and sees another walrus suit with human bones in it genuinely gave me chills in a way no movie has since i was little. In a B-Movie made by kevin smith no less. My skin crawled and i remember thinking "Oh god, he wasnt the first".

100% on both counts yeah

The second reveal just shook me

Pick fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Apr 21, 2017

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