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Doppelganger posted:I keep two bars of soap in my shower, one's for my rear end, the other is for everything else. I guess you never heard the phrase "what you don't know, doesn't hurt you" - i guess life got back at you OP.
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Say nothing, let her move in, let her stay for years, wait for her to become unattracted to you, run into an ex later, send an unrequited text to ex, cry at work, no one loves me; that'll fix their wagon good and proper!
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May 11, 2017 20:37
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eww you got girl on your rear end soap
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May 11, 2017 20:44
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Sell them into sexual slavery to an Emirati real estate billionaire.
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May 11, 2017 20:47
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im going to passively aggressively J. O.
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May 11, 2017 20:49
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numberoneposter posted:im going to passively aggressively J. O. Put epoxy resin in their shampoo bottle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVpMOc1-Wg4
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May 11, 2017 20:51
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put a little bit of antifreeze in their drink every night
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May 11, 2017 20:52
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oh BY THE WAY I meant staff officer not significant other
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May 11, 2017 21:19
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bumping old threads 😎
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Two years ago, my 65 year-old mother was contacted by a guy who had a crush on her in high school. Under the guise of catching up, he proceeded to inform her of all the places he'd traveled to and sent her pictures of him posing next to a sports car and a boat. Unfortunately for him, my mother is very naive and the intent went right over her head. She cheerily told him about living overseas, matched and exceeded his travel stories, gushed about her family and sent photos of her house amidst idyllic Montanan scenery. He dropped contact within a week.
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May 28, 2017 06:51
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Buy her an account
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May 28, 2017 07:17
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sign her up for a gay porn magazine subscription
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May 28, 2017 07:29
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join a cult e: and then recruit her parents
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May 28, 2017 07:32
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Only works on passive aggressive women: take her at her word about everything "Fine" = fine "Nothing" = nothing "It's ok" = its ok They loving hate this but are somehow incapable of being direct so you get to pretend everythings fine & ok while theyre loving boiling inside
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May 28, 2017 07:35
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text her a list of things passive aggressive people do
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May 28, 2017 07:38
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Secular Humanist posted:say you're gonna go get dinner and check the redbox and just never come back The millennial stepping out for some smokes
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May 29, 2017 17:41
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get a dog. name the dog the same thing as your so. tell the dog its good and you love it.
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May 29, 2017 17:50
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Doppelganger posted:I keep two bars of soap in my shower, one's for my rear end, the other is for everything else. The Science of Suck posted:what's your poison op? my rear end soap is irish spring I do the two bar method with irish spring I got the green soap for muh bod and a blue one for my taint and I live in constant fear that I may one day get them confused
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May 29, 2017 17:53
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Your O cant be very S if you need to "get back" at them, hth
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May 29, 2017 17:54
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:What type of pills please help me this is urgent Benzos are really good at causing miscarriages so I've heard
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T.S. Smelliot posted:Benzos are really good at causing miscarriages so I've heard Damnit Roz, benzo binging is how we ended up in this mess! </FRASIER VOICE>
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May 29, 2017 19:04
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Turn their family into anti-vaxxers.
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May 29, 2017 19:05
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Gradually nit-pick them to insanity by leaving post-its about literally every single loving thing in the world. Ever.
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May 29, 2017 23:29
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piss in their shoes and blame it on the dog
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May 29, 2017 23:32
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:piss in their shoes and blame it on the dog Just piss on their dog at that point. it really sends a message.
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May 29, 2017 23:34
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Spit in their food because GOD FORBID HE EVER COOKS DINNER.
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May 30, 2017 05:04
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she hates it when I sleep with other men
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May 30, 2017 05:11
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get her pregnant with your retarded genes
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May 30, 2017 06:12
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Become a hipster.
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May 30, 2017 16:00
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Don't flush. Ever.
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May 30, 2017 16:25
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cut holes in the crotch of all their underwear take the dinner they made and leave it in a big pile in the sink run around the house at top speed crashing into things and refuse to stop jump everywhere you go sing porn music loudly in public go up to random strangers and ask if they'd like to buy a very retarded cat cheap while pointing to s.o. pretend you're a stroke victim and need to be carried everywhere randomly. do not drop this act until s.o. carries you a minimum of three feet suck your thumb and make baby noises whenever s.o.'s parents are around. get louder the longer they are there and pretend it never happened when they leave tell them they ruined your life. when they ask why you would say that claim ignorance and turn up the tv start calling them a weird pet name until it becomes their name
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May 30, 2017 16:40
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oh poo poo, forgot the best one: jump off a very high building and land on their car when they are in it trying to drive somewhere
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May 30, 2017 16:42
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Read Nancy drew books out loud in bed
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May 30, 2017 17:57
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buy them Rising Storm 2: Vietnam
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May 30, 2017 18:03
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She short. Me tall. One offence = one item of hers finds itself on a high shelf. Ten offences = ten items, plus I hide the stepstool.
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i usually get back at my s.o. by chilling myself then when she wants a hug im all cold and dead and she's like "whaaaaaaaaaaa?"
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