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a movie theater showing The Passion of the Christ a movie theater showing D-War: Dragon Wars
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I almost got banned from a Denny's once for vomiting all over some nice old couple but I blamed it on some woman in a nearby seat. She got tossed out instead and I finished my grand slam.
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May 17, 2017 04:02
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My dad's balls.
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May 17, 2017 04:06
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i got kicked out of a japanese club by a tiny japanese bouncer who was shouting "NO GAIJIN!" at me over and over again
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May 17, 2017 04:09
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Pitdragon posted:i got kicked out of a japanese club by a tiny japanese bouncer who was shouting "NO GAIJIN!" at me over and over again When I visited Japan for the first time I was told that this happens sometimes, and to not take it personally. It didn't happen to me but we stuck to big, tourist -friendly things mostly. I got kicked off the all girls floor of my college dorm ( I was and remain a female). I was too loud, I guess.
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May 17, 2017 14:51
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I've been kicked out of league of legends permanently twice, working on thrice. I've also been p-banned from club penguin a few times, and I think a runescape account got axed last winter??? That's so extreme! PS LOVED your foam adventure video
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May 17, 2017 14:54
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Got 86'd for taking pictures in the Clermont Lounge. Got let back in by the bouncer when I helped him subdue a drunk looking to pick a fight after he also got ejected.
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May 17, 2017 15:47
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The City Club of Cleveland, the manager said it was a permanent ban for everyone in our party and frankly I don't blame them one bit. Also, got kicked out of a college bar (at a college none of us attended) when one member of our group puked all over the bartop right in front of a very disgusted bartender.
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May 17, 2017 18:02
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Woolworth's
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May 17, 2017 20:50
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1redflag posted:Got 86'd for taking pictures in the Clermont Lounge. Got let back in by the bouncer when I helped him subdue a drunk looking to pick a fight after he also got ejected. these women are nice enough to take their clothes off and dance around for you in exchange for money and possibly drugs. the least you can do is not take picture and maybe hoot a little
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May 17, 2017 21:27
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nowhere I'm not a hooligan
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May 17, 2017 21:36
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I got kicked out of Geometry class for saying the test was boring. 
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May 17, 2017 21:42
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Cubone posted:a movie theater showing The Passion of the Christ Jacking off for Jesus?
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May 17, 2017 21:53
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Squashing Machine posted:Woolworth's all of them or just the one?
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May 17, 2017 22:04
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blockbuster video when i was 13 for swearing as much as a 13 year old does when he's watched south park once i deserved it
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May 17, 2017 22:39
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The entire state of Pennsylvania.
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May 17, 2017 23:54
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Applebee's. Apparently they were tired of me throwing my money away on them. So I walked across the parking lot to Ruby Tuesday and continued to drink.
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May 18, 2017 00:21
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Yeah I always have to leave Applebee's because they cut you off after 3 Long Island iced teas That doesn't count as getting thrown out
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May 18, 2017 00:25
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I was kicked out of the Players Club in Baltimore for being too high on dope and not giving the strippers enough money. Apparently letting off fifteen bucks in an hour is just NOT enough. The head stripper or maybe just the most aggressive one told me if I dropped fifty bucks on a lap dance I could stay and I told her I'd share the coke I had for a lap dance and then the bouncer told me to leave. Jim Barris fucked around with this message at 01:18 on May 18, 2017 |
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May 18, 2017 01:15
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Not a big loss I don't like strip clubs anyway I was only there because my dope dealer had invited me there for his birthday. They drained him of at least four-five hundred dollars. Strippers are quite good at taking peoples money. I respect their hustle, certainly, but I can't buy that fantasy they sell.
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May 18, 2017 01:20
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I have been kicked out of Lowes I have been kicked out of Alta I have been kicked out of Sears I have been kicked out of Bed Bath and Beyond I have been kicked out of Victoria Secrets I have been kicked out of Urban Outfitter I have been kicked out of Target But please just dont kick me out of DINNER!!!!
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May 18, 2017 17:44
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Jim Barris posted:Not a big loss I don't like strip clubs anyway I was only there because my dope dealer had invited me there for his birthday. They drained him of at least four-five hundred dollars. Strippers are quite good at taking peoples money. I respect their hustle, certainly, but I can't buy that fantasy they sell. Strip clubs are incredibly lame and paying for a lapdance for yourself takes an extreme level of desperation. For the same amount of money you can just go gently caress somebody. My worst strip club experience was in san diego where I had to get patted down with my hands against the wall before being allowed in, and a fat black girl sat on my lap as soon as I sat down and started calling me gay repeatedly after I turned her down for a lap dance.
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May 18, 2017 17:48
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what a perceptive stripper
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May 18, 2017 17:53
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if you see me in TGRS, i'm also a fat black girl. haven't been kicked out yet
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May 18, 2017 18:02
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Psycho Society posted:if you see me in TGRS, i'm also a fat black girl. haven't been kicked out yet text me
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May 18, 2017 18:03
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a BSS thread because I criticized some gay webcomic called "gunnerig court" or some bullshit
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May 18, 2017 18:11
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russian embassy
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May 18, 2017 18:14
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also some romanian bar in cluj napoka because I was hanging out with some local girls and the bartender who looked like he had five swords hanging in his loungeroom thought I must be american. "im not american!" I said. "gently caress off, you america!" he replied.
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May 18, 2017 18:22
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then what happened?
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May 18, 2017 18:23
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Applebee's.
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May 18, 2017 18:27
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I went to some other bar but it was full of weird old eastern european dudes who didn't think much of some western hipster being there so I went back to the hostel and drank supermarket wine
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May 18, 2017 18:27
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bitmap posted:also some romanian bar in cluj napoka because I was hanging out with some local girls and the bartender who looked like he had five swords hanging in his loungeroom thought I must be american. "im not american!" I said. "gently caress off, you america!" he replied. are you american?
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May 18, 2017 18:33
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Banned from two Piggly Wigglies on the coast of North Carolina
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May 18, 2017 18:52
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I got kicked out of a wedding reception 3 times one night. To be fair, the third time was not my fault at all.
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May 18, 2017 18:59
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I got kicked out of a wedding reception for dancing. It was stupid, as the bride had apparently already bailed and the groom had passed out in a big, wooden box by the time I even showed up
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May 18, 2017 19:41
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Drunk Nerds posted:I got kicked out of a wedding reception for dancing. I wonder who the bride bailed with lol
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May 18, 2017 19:45
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A bar called Closed for Business in Charleston, because of a friend who had decided to meet up with us after doing too many sake bombs. He threw up in his water glass like 5 minutes after showing up, not cool
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May 18, 2017 19:47
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Charleston is a cesspool
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May 18, 2017 19:50
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It certainly has its share of problems, but it also has a lot of good food, and Bill Murray. I was unsurprised to find out that the whole Dylan Roof thing went down there however.
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May 18, 2017 19:54
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I didn't really get kicked out of a wedding reception but I did get yelled at by the country club ranger guy who found me passed out about 300 yards down the driving range about 2 hours after the reception ended. Last thing I remember is dropkicking golf balls down the range about an hour before they served dinner.
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