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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1QcWr_B5P0

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Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts
This really resonates with me...

*starts barking uncontrollably*

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

phallocentriloquist posted:

This really resonates with me...

*starts barking uncontrollably*

In every way except physically, I am a stir-crazy pitbull

*barks*

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljxapUgSBw

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hell yeah

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:negative:

Degenerate Star
Oct 27, 2005
unlikely
i been doing this for 19 years
you wanna fight me
FIGHT THESE TEARS


arf

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Degenerate Star posted:

i been doing this for 19 years
you wanna fight me
FIGHT THESE TEARS


arf

WHAT
WHAT DO YOU WANT

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Degenerate Star posted:

i been doing this for 19 years
you wanna fight me
FIGHT THESE TEARS


arf

Arf arf

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://m.imgur.com/t/tumblr/RJvRZDP

Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jun 11, 2017

client
Aug 19, 2010


lol

client
Aug 19, 2010

the dmx vs. george zimmerman boxing match getting cancelled was the greatest injustice of our time

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I liked that episode of Iyanla: Fix My Life with DMX

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwgSJ4JE-hw

He needs to make more intense remixes of well-regarded rap songs.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

*does a featured verse on a Limp Bizkit track*

*is overcome by self-loathing halfway through, throws a barking fit*

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*has no love for homo thugs*

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
*has love for homo thugs*

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
-pukes-
-stumbles on the way to the bathroom due to poor coordination-
-sees rainbows in a disassociative fit-

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

PantsandCola posted:

*has love for homo thugs*

How are you going to explain loving a man?

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
*goes into rehab again*

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
*eats oxygen sandwich*

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mr. X, I just want to say that my package never arrived, despite your repeated assurances that it would.

I don't know if I'll use your delivery service ever again.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo
I ain't stuck my dick in a motorbike for 6 years now and can honestly say at this point I don't miss it much

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
*can't understand why these cats are having sex with the same sex but can still come back and get the streets open*

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

*looks for the hood, cannot find it*

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
-rydes ruff-

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Universe Master posted:

Mr. X, I just want to say that my package never arrived, despite your repeated assurances that it would.

I don't know if I'll use your delivery service ever again.

:classiclol:

*All nearby surfaces are the hood by association*

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye so you can see me comin/cumin

Last I heard, y’all n-words was havin sex, with the SAME sex


He transcends the gay/straight label.
Truly a master wordsmith

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Can we just go ahead and assume he has committed some sort of sexual assault multiple times?

So I don't like him :colbert::

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
every time DMX gets arrested and he gets charged with animal cruelty is it because he's not taking good enough care of himself? Dog Man X-scape this destructive cycle please :ohdear:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


arf arf its me a dog person 🐶

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Degenerate Star posted:

i been doing this for 19 years
you wanna fight me
FIGHT THESE TEARS


arf

I went to a travel agent to take care of some visa paperwork. I asked about some recent changes I'd heard about, and don't I need to do such and such, and I hear not all the rules are settled right now, and she insisted "I've been doing this 19 years, I know what I'm doing." Well tuns out I was right about everything except my decision to have that idiot handle my documents because she didn't know what she was doing, she hosed up and added 2 loving weeks to the process.

Experience does not equal competence.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



*sings gospel*

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

*pulls another motherfucking rabbit out of the hat*

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't know I don't even really listen to lyrics and poo poo just that techno man don't need any fancy poo poo.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



*Carly Rae Jepsen plays in the background; the club is confused as poo poo*

e: https://youtu.be/Fegs-XVKgnM

StupidSexyVaultGuy fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jun 12, 2017

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
I miss rap music containing sirens and sports whistles.

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



*believes in capitalism*

*shuts down competitors and opens up own location*

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