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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Please give me a funny probation and also death

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Il Federale
Oct 10, 2012



Il Federale posted:

i welcome the sweet embrace of death

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wait why am i still alive

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Can you kill me irl

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Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.
Hey mod, look over there!

*points left, runs right*

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Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

piss

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
"Wabbit season!"

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Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Gbs is my final destination

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a crisp refreshing Moxie
May 2, 2007


I lust for meth death.

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cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

pleaes also go back and retroactively erase everything ive ever accomplished so as to make my life completely meaningless. i dont have many so it shouldnt take long

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splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
I thought I wanted to die for a while but then I realized if I did I couldn't hold the world in contempt while muddling through this surreal existence, which would be lame.

splurgershnitzl
Jan 19, 2018
Oh I hosed up huh, oops

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
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nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

I loving DARE YOU

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Didn't work as advertised

Moxxis Endowment
Dec 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bet you wouldn't probate a GIRL.

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Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Not only am I not dead, but I am STRONGER THAN EVER!

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

this will make my many invisible enemies very happy

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Finally

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
like I got anything else to do.

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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018



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curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
User GAY rear end GHOST not found

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jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
nobody loves me back

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PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
about time

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Terces
Mar 27, 2010

Can I still get some instant death? Please and thank you.

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Ban this sick filth

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love on the cheap
Aug 5, 2008
yeah let's go with that

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Murder my balls and posting account and leave a limerick in the note field you fuckmen.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Please tread on me officer 😩😍💦

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
im gay

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Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Not every man really lives anyways

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Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Put me out of my misery.

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Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
"instantly"

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chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
cut off my dick and balls and mail them to the mayor

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Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

(´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
tell me a fun historical fact about Romania in WW2

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false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
This is not an emptyquote

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