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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Death is certain. Post in this thread and you will instantly be smitten from this green earth.

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:25

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Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Test

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:26

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

I've never been so quick to post in my life

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:29

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

gently caress IT HURTS

just for a little tho, hey from the ghost realm guys

# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:29

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

You better not be joking

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:29

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Can I post more than once

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:30

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Finally

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:30

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

fart

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:30

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh thank God

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:30

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:32

Il Federale: Oct 10, 2012

i welcome the sweet embrace of death

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:33

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

I�m ready for death, I�m sure of it

NO WAIT

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:34

have you seen my baby: Nov 22, 2009

This had better work!!!

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:38

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:49

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

⛽

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:56

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

kill me

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:58

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

PLEASE!!!!

# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:58

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

hit me jose. this one's for dgsw

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:59

Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

i need this SO I CAN FINALLY CUM INTO THIS SOCK

I luv u jose I'm thinking of u

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 01:59

Sand Dan: May 15, 2017; welcum 2 our sick cyberpunk h e l l

snake

hurt me more

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:00

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i'm going to bed now so no more

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:01

Preggo My Eggo!: Jun 17, 2010

Do me! Do me!

E: Argggh

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Lol, silly mods. I am impervious to probing.

and I get a +1 to hand-beezy

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:11

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

I welcome death

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:11

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Jose posted:

i'm going to bed now so no more

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NO MODS NO MASTERS

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:12

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:15

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Can I have an image of a dice in my punishment reason?

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:21

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

so the 6-ers are just preparation to permaban me like every other confirmed dead goon, right?

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:22

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

KILL ME DADDY

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:26

Bubsy 3-D 2 Deep 4 Me: Sep 24, 2013; Young Orc

*ties off and shoots this thread deep into my veins *

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:38

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Hell yeah work sucks

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:39

sabbathi: Sep 20, 2017

I'm transcending the flesh

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:43

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Putty posted:

Post in this thread

It's illegal in GBS to post at someone to kill themselves

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:50

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

Gimbal lock posted:

It's illegal in GBS to post at someone to kill themselves

What is this, nazi Germany?

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:52

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I care to die

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:55

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Please don�t rape my corpse. At least not anally.

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 02:57

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

Jose posted:

i'm going to bed now so no more

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FREEEEDOMMMM :black101:

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 03:05

Diephoon: Aug 24, 2003; LOL; Nap Ghost

Peace will come soon

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 03:10

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 03:13

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The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

this thread is gonna keep u busy mister hosea

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# ? Jan 18, 2018 03:15

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