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I'm glad that in Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries the norm is having surnames from both sides of the family and no one whines about length. Add her surname, dummy.
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change your last name to bonaparte
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Blue Raider posted:change your last name to bonaparte
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In Britain you can tell ancient poo poo from people's names. Someone has the second name Fletcher? Guess what their ancestor probably did for a living, they put fletching on arrows! Someone called Bailey? Their great great great great grandfather most likely delivered stuff. Someone called Kyanka? Yup, that person's ancestors herded retards.
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OP, you're a loving idiot and are overthinking this way too much. I kept my last name wife kept her last name. The children are probably hosed, but they can bloody well change their names when they turn 18. Suck it society.
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Mr.Tophat posted:In Britain you can tell ancient poo poo from people's names. Someone has the second name Fletcher? Guess what their ancestor probably did for a living, they put fletching on arrows! Someone called Bailey? Their great great great great grandfather most likely delivered stuff. Someone called Kyanka? Yup, that person's ancestors herded retards. I always thought that was a Polish name. This isn't a diss, I just thought it sounded like one. It's British? Amazing.
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Metal Cat posted:I'm glad that in Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries the norm is having surnames from both sides of the family and no one whines about length. Add her surname, dummy. I already have a long hyphenated long name god drat it is that hard to read???
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OWLS! posted:OP, you're a loving idiot and are overthinking this way too much. Another insightful post, cause you correctly guessed that I’m the worst kind of moron
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OWLS! posted:OP, you're a loving idiot and are overthinking this way too much. What names did the kids get?
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Vato posted:What names did the kids get? IDK, they're pre-emptively hosed when they appear. OP - double hyphenate your combined last name, and use that. Because you might as well go full insane, you pussy.
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I wanted to do that but it turns out to be a huge pain in the rear end. I recommend starting the process to change your name to this mishmash right loving now and then she can change hers to match after the wedding with absolutely no hassle
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Speleothing posted:I wanted to do that but it turns out to be a huge pain in the rear end. I recommend starting the process to change your name to this mishmash right loving now and then she can change hers to match after the wedding with absolutely no hassle Where do you live that it's a pain? It's like 50 bucks and a form here, and then you get a court visit like 10 days later and then you're done.
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Speleothing posted:I wanted to do that but it turns out to be a huge pain in the rear end. I recommend starting the process to change your name to this mishmash right loving now and then she can change hers to match after the wedding with absolutely no hassle NOPE I’m gonna do it like I do everything in my life so far unplanned and spur of the moment so this last name plan has to fit my idiot whims
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Jan 21, 2018 03:45
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Change your first name and middle name while you're at it too OP.
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That way you can get the full change in on the legal paperwork.
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(change your first name to your fiance's first name)
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Moon Atari posted:On the contrary, names have powerful subconscious effects. It has been found that hearing or seeing your own name produces positive feedback, to such a degree that you are statistically more likely to like people, places and things sharing a first letter with your name. Also, your own name activates neural areas distinct from other's names. Consequently, having a shared family name rather than separate ones will likely change the way you perceive your partner or children on a subconscious level, either grouping them into your own self-regard and self-serving bias or considering them as an other. brb min-maxing name change for most bonus stats
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Jan 21, 2018 03:47
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Double barrel all your names Change your second name to STOP
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John-stop Long-stop Mc'Flannegan-Olarry-Smith.
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According to the research I did online you're apparently supposed to send your prints in to the police (and maybe the FBI) before you see the judge so they know you aren't trying to dodge out of a warrant, then you see the judge and get the ruling, then you have to change records and get new IDs. Then she gets to waltz in and show the marriage license and get it all done free and easy because she's getting married and it's no big deal.
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My Linux Rig posted:I already have a long hyphenated long name god drat it is that hard to read??? That's not a downside and doesn't stop you from adding it. Might as well go the full mile and call yourself Baron Von whatever hyphenated mess you have for a name.
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Vato posted:I always thought that was a Polish name. This isn't a diss, I just thought it sounded like one. It's British? Amazing. Try again.
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OWLS! posted:John-stop Long-stop Mc'Flannegan-Olarry-Smith. We don't even have telegrams in this day and age! STOP won't make sense to most people soon!
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Speleothing posted:According to the research I did online you're apparently supposed to send your prints in to the police (and maybe the FBI) before you see the judge so they know you aren't trying to dodge out of a warrant, then you see the judge and get the ruling, then you have to change records and get new IDs. Lol what shithole state do you live in gently caress
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OWLS! posted:It's like 50 bucks and a form here, and then you get a court visit like 10 days later and then you're done. that sounds like a pain in the rear end to me
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Vato posted:We don't even have telegrams in this day and age! STOP won't make sense to most people soon! I'm not changing the save icon to anything different and neither should you.
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Jan 21, 2018 03:52
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Change your name to Harvey Weinstein and then when you introduce yourself to people you can chuckle and say "oh, no relation!"
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Metal Cat posted:That's not a downside and doesn't stop you from adding it. Might as well go the full mile and call yourself Baron Von whatever hyphenated mess you have for a name. But I’m lazy and my family is full of abusive alcoholics so why would I wanna do that??
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Inept posted:that sounds like a pain in the rear end to me "Hi are you changing your name to skirt the law" "No" "Are you a felon" "No" "Do you have any debts your'e skirting" "No" "Ok, here ya go, have fun getting all your paperwork changed" quote:Then she gets to waltz in and show the marriage license and get it all done free and easy because she's getting married and it's no big deal. She still has to run around changing all of her IDs though.
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My Linux Rig posted:But I’m lazy and my family is full of abusive alcoholics so why would I wanna do that?? Cause it's cool?
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Seashell Salesman posted:Change your name to Harvey Weinstein and then when you introduce yourself to people you can chuckle and say "oh, no relation!" How about Roy Moore instead you GLOBALIST CUCK!!! 
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Seashell Salesman posted:Change your name to Harvey Weinstein and then when you introduce yourself to people you can chuckle and say "oh, no relation!" Harvey Weinstein Jr
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OWLS! posted:Cause it's cool? I’ve already forgotten what you suggested let me see what it was Oh, no that’s a terrible idea no wonder I forgot it
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My Linux Rig posted:How about Roy Moore instead you GLOBALIST CUCK!!! Poor aspiring actor Roy Moore, was told to 'break a leg' and then died
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Mr.Tophat posted:Poor aspiring actor Roy Moore, was told to 'break a leg' and then died Well that’s what makes him a cuck obviously
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I wouldn’t die after breaking my leg, no sir, too much of a red blooded American for that
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you keep yours, she keeps hers. sons get your last name and daughters get her last name.
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My Linux Rig posted:Well that’s what makes him a cuck obviously Sentences like this make me pray for word filters again
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My Linux Rig posted:But I’m lazy and my family is full of abusive alcoholics so why would I wanna do that?? If they're abusive alcoholics why keep their loving name then Just take your wife's name I have a hyphenated first name and I'm hyphenating my last name when I marry 
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Tell her either she takes your name or the wedding is off, see what she says.
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