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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

Why did you differentiate between Catholic and Christian?

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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

poopnanners posted:

Is soliciting a prostitute not a crime?

Solicitation is a very specific offence and not necessarily committed while having sex with a prostitute. There's quite a few countries such as the UK and France in which prostitution itself is not illegal. However, there's a myriad of activities around prostitution which are illegal like kerb crawling or running a brothel.

There's also a chance that "crime" was meant to mean something more specific than just "illegal activity". Iirc the word crime in French specifically refers to the most serious offences- murder and rape. Maybe Italian is the same?


Who What Now posted:

Why did you differentiate between Catholic and Christian?

Prod spotted

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Language trivia: There is no word for 'crime' in Italian. FACT!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Tangentissima

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Thots and Prayers posted:

Language trivia: There is no word for 'crime' in Italian. FACT!

italians have 30 different words for spaghetti

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i do not give the remotest poo poo who priests gently caress so long as its consensual and theyre not minors

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
although i guess there are some ethical issues but still

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

Milo and POTUS posted:

i do not give the remotest poo poo who priests gently caress so long as its consensual and theyre not minors

aren't these the guys that are always speaking out against gay marriage, rights, etc.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Thots and Prayers posted:

Language trivia: There is no word for 'crime' in Italian. FACT!

Also, in Italy it is not considered gay to gently caress a man

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also, in Italy it is not considered gay to gently caress a man

Its the most macho thing possible. No women around, no weepy emotions. Just hard males, thrusting.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

catholic priests have always been celibate, christian pastors are able to marry and have kids.

Nah bro. There are married catholic priests right now. They were another religion, then converted to being a catholic priest and get to keep their family.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

spacetoaster posted:

Nah bro. There are married catholic priests right now. They were another religion, then converted to being a catholic priest and get to keep their family.

Priest finds one weird trick to have sex! Archbishops hate him!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Also, in Italy it is not considered gay to gently caress a man

It's only gay if you get hosed, read your bible

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

i do not give the remotest poo poo who priests gently caress so long as its consensual and theyre not minors

I got some real bad news for you...

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

abigserve posted:

aren't these the guys that are always speaking out against gay marriage, rights, etc.

well i dont care for that aspect either i guess!

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Who What Now posted:

I got some real bad news for you...

that av lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Who What Now posted:

Why did you differentiate between Catholic and Christian?

Lots of Catholics do it.

My crazy italian ultra catholic girlfriend calls prods christians or heathens depending on how uppity she feels that day.

I hail satan.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

Nah bro. There are married catholic priests right now. They were another religion, then converted to being a catholic priest and get to keep their family.

Certain Eastern Catholic churches as well. Assyrians maybe?

Priests loving adults on the down low was always an accepted thing until the pedos made it hot for everyone else.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Those guys are supposed to give you money when they touch you? drat. :boehner:

You held onto those shares and now you can cash out for a lot more money

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Could've asked me, I know a gay priest as well

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Who What Now posted:

Why did you differentiate between Catholic and Christian?

As my moms super evangelical cousin would say, Catholics aren't Christian because they worship the Pope. :engleft: (My dad is Catholic btw.)

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

spacetoaster posted:

Nah bro. There are married catholic priests right now. They were another religion, then converted to being a catholic priest and get to keep their family.

Or a priest might have children if he's a widower.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tallgeese posted:

This is not true. At all.

thats what i was taught in catholic school and sunday school.

Who What Now posted:

Why did you differentiate between Catholic and Christian?

because they are different?????????????????????????????????????

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
all catholics are christian but not all christians are catholic and also that gay escort was obviously doing gods work

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tallgeese posted:

To speak on a purely practical basis, the Catholic Church literally cannot do this even if the people who make up the Vatican wanted to.

It would defeat the entire point of the institution, which is theological consistency.

The church has changed doctrine many times?

They don't still burn people for translating the Bible for example.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Imo if you're going to be Christian you should be Catholic deus vult

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

COMRADES posted:

The church has changed doctrine many times?

They don't still burn people for translating the Bible for example.

They would if it was you

Uganda Loves Me
May 24, 2002


Blast of Confetti posted:

who kept stiffing him out of payments and snubbing him for being a whore to the point that he blew the whistle on everyone?

They all stiffed him.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

spacetoaster posted:

Is it still a bad thing for grown gay people to out other grown gay people? I thought that was a pretty bad thing to do when it's supposedly putting people's lives at risk, or is that cool now?

is putting the lives of people who oppress you at risk a bad thing

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


COMRADES posted:

The church has changed doctrine many times?

They don't still burn people for translating the Bible for example.

Who do you have in mind?

Choco Zulu
Oct 10, 2007

A critical mass of chocolate confectionary
Something something "stickin it to the man" :a2m:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Caganer posted:

is putting the lives of people who oppress you at risk a bad thing

So as long as it's being used as a punishment it's ok?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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spacetoaster posted:

So as long as it's being used as a punishment it's ok?

Yes, idiot.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gross, dude

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Fully expected the dossier to be full of Chelsea Manning emojis, was disappointed.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Moridin920 posted:

I think that there shouldn't be a celibacy requirement and also let women be priests/bishops/cardinals/popes

if we're talking about God's voice on Earth then I don't think it matters what plumbing you've got

The reason the clergy can't get married is about money/property. You all do know this, yes?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

The reason the clergy can't get married is about money/property. You all do know this, yes?
It's not working.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

The reason the clergy can't get married is about money/property. You all do know this, yes?

Yeah I said they should be allowed to gently caress.

Besides Rabbis manage it just fine anyway.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

COMRADES posted:

Yeah I said they should be allowed to gently caress.

Besides Rabbis manage it just fine anyway.

studies show that of all religions, jewish women are the most likely to list "pleasure" as the number 1 reason to have sex

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
A good friend of mine is an ex-catholic priest, it's swimming with gays. Like really, how many straight people do you really think sign up for celibacy?

There is a reason it's so full of gays and pediophiles, about the only people you could get to sign up for the gig are ones that don't think they are allowed to act on their sexual desires but it turns out that doesn't work so well.

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