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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Zeluth posted:

I have to boot Windows 7 with driver signature enforcement off for reasons I am slowly forgetting about.

I've had to do that. Usually some weird piece of hardware requires it

Smythe posted:

cant u like get malware from just like a normal website now? u dont even have to like open a virus-laden .doc attachment anymore. thats crazy

My friend got one just from doing a Google image search on an xp machine before the updates downloaded. He didn't even click on any images.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
do you still have to pay to play solitaire in Windows 10?

that's what's holding me back from upgrading

420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic
Hi. I'm not gonna read all this. Enterprise/educational versions of win10 still have sane update settings a lot like win7's. Education edition doesn't have the ads either. If you live somewhere tech stuff happens you should be able to leech a copy from a school or workplace. It's literally no different besides not having the invasive bullshit organizations won't tolerate. Impersonate a corporation to gain access to better tech. It's 20-fuckin-18. I want to die

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
it's bullshit waluigi didn't beat titties.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

My friend got one just from doing a Google image search on an xp machine before the updates downloaded. He didn't even click on any images.

thats crazy

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Icochet posted:

I can't get off unless Windows is updating in front of me.

The 1703 feature update for Win10 bugged out so that i had to the install the fucker three times. I almost died of wanking that day.

Same. I love updating poo poo. The progress bar is like how close I am to climax.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i got a login to the microsoft volume licensing center for work and u can dl like 999999999999999 flavors of win10. its very confusing to me, and my pea sized brain

dpush
Nov 10, 2009
Can you not edit your hosts file on win 10? If not just add the win update ip range to something like peer block.

Why is your mame cab online anyways?

dpush fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Mar 14, 2018

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

dpush posted:

Can you not edit your hosts file on win 10? If not just add the win update ip range to something like peer block.

Why is your mame cab online anyways?

Just to download launch box updates and new mame versions every couple weeks

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I can't download 8gb of updates because I don't have 8gb free on my computer. I save all my programs, games, files, etc. on separate drives so why is my main drive filled up? Well, because of updates. Now I can't update because updates.

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

a bone to pick posted:

I can't download 8gb of updates because I don't have 8gb free on my computer. I save all my programs, games, files, etc. on separate drives so why is my main drive filled up? Well, because of updates. Now I can't update because updates.

You may be able to get some of that back by running Disk Cleanup.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
probably, but now I'm used to not having to update and restart my computer every day and I kinda like it.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

It boots in less than 15 seconds on windows 10 which is important for a mame cabinet. Windows 7 was like a good minute and a half

Also none of the propriety hardware I had to buy works on osx

Just put it in hibernation instead of turning it off, that's how Windows 10 makes it so fast

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

basic hitler posted:

install windows 7

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

limaCAT posted:

Hey GBS what should I do to permanently disable Microsoft Windows Update?

just start tweeting about how sanctions against russia are bad on your own rather than wait for yourself to get owned if you do

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Just to download launch box updates and new mame versions every couple weeks

so unplug your ethernet cable when you are not doing that

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Smythe posted:

cant u like get malware from just like a normal website now? u dont even have to like open a virus-laden .doc attachment anymore. thats crazy

i was reading saturday morning breakfast cereal a few years back and an ad put malware on my pc that made internet explorer unusable. didnt click on poo poo

always update and run your virus-scan/anti-malware kids

also always use ad-block. i lol at all the :qq: from ad companies and whatnot when their loving ads literally poison your computer

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fojar38 posted:

i was reading saturday morning breakfast cereal a few years back and an ad put malware on my pc that made internet explorer unusable. didnt click on poo poo

always update and run your virus-scan/anti-malware kids

also always use ad-block. i lol at all the :qq: from ad companies and whatnot when their loving ads literally poison your computer

Lol if you browse with images on

just lol

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Just put it in hibernation instead of turning it off, that's how Windows 10 makes it so fast

i have to put my computer into hibernate and turn off the power bar because it never ever respects the "sleep" setting. every time i put it to sleep without fail it will wake up 2-3 hours later and start doing some background bullshit. even when i put it into hibernation mode it still managed to turn itself on again! but when i turn off the power bar that seems to kill it, secret background programs cant run without any juice

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Where's the caption

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

doesnt w10 pro allow you to not update


idk bc i like being updated

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Lol if you browse with images on

just lol

Avalanche
Feb 2, 2007
Stop installing OSs on old platter drives and get an SSD. Most updates take like 30 seconds at most to complete and you can go from the post screen to desktop in like 10-15 seconds after the force restart.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Avalanche posted:

Stop installing OSs on old platter drives and get an SSD. Most updates take like 30 seconds at most to complete and you can go from the post screen to desktop in like 10-15 seconds after the force restart.

Otoh that creators update still took forever on an 8th gen i7 with a nvme lmao

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

Smythe posted:

i got a login to the microsoft volume licensing center for work and u can dl like 999999999999999 flavors of win10. its very confusing to me, and my pea sized brain

Give LTSB a shot. No windows store, no edge, no seasonal service pack updates. Just security updates.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

If I worked at Microsoft I’d be terrified of applying patches

Like 30 years of legacy software probably hidden somewhere in there that you might break for the slightest error

Or the Google Accounts security guy, how does he even sleep at night

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

scott zoloft posted:

Give LTSB a shot. No windows store, no edge, no seasonal service pack updates. Just security updates.

This. Long Term Service Branch is Windows 10 without all the bullshit nobody needs

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

scott zoloft posted:

Give LTSB a shot. No windows store, no edge, no seasonal service pack updates. Just security updates.

thanks, this is what i need! if microsoft thinks my PC is an ATM maybe they will stop botherng me

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
I'm with you, OP. I'm tired of waking up to find all my unsaved work was lost.

At some point, I guess Windows decided the only people using their computers only use it for browsing the web and other mundane tasks. I think I'm going to invest in another computer so I can just use my Windows box exclusively for games or whatever. I'm tired of losing my work. And trying to find a way to stop it from updating itself is proving futile. I wish programs with unsaved work could interrupt the process like it used to be able to. Or at the very least, it shouldn't turn itself on to install updates, at least wait until I am at the computer.

(I know someone's gonna respond about something something save more, but it's more complicated than that and I'd like to be able to trust my computer. Also RIP all my private browsing tabs.)

Also that waking itself up from sleep and then dying in my backpack thing is also super annoying. I never use the sleep option anymore.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
rip stebe jubs

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scott zoloft posted:

Give LTSB a shot. No windows store, no edge, no seasonal service pack updates. Just security updates.

cool ill check it out

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Shadow0 posted:

I'm with you, OP. I'm tired of waking up to find all my unsaved work was lost.


No no don't you see, this makes you a sperg and autistic and a retard, just listen to GBS *loses lawsuit when business owner sues Microsoft for unwanted update*


Shadow0 posted:


Also that waking itself up from sleep and then dying in my backpack thing is also super annoying. I never use the sleep option anymore.

This almost killed my laptop once. I had it in my bag and it turned itself on. I didn't know it until I was wondering what the horrific fan sounds were coming from my bag and my laptop was so loving hot that you were able to fry an egg on it because foolishly I didn't expect my laptop to turn on while in my bag

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Mar 15, 2018

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
You should probably install updates. Unless you have an AMD product, in which case it probably already has a keylogger hardcoded into the CPU that doesn't get cleared when powering off. lmbo at amd users.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Nuts and Gum posted:

You should probably install updates. Unless you have an AMD product, in which case it probably already has a keylogger hardcoded into the CPU that doesn't get cleared when powering off. lmbo at amd users.

You were able to install updates on Windows 7 and nobody complained about it fyi

No one is saying updates are bad. They're saying the way Windows 10 handles it is utter poo poo for many people.

All the registration tweaks and group policy fuckery mentioned in this thread simply makes windows 10 updates act the same way as they did in Windows 7.

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Mar 15, 2018

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:

DamnCanadian posted:

This. Long Term Service Branch is Windows 10 without all the bullshit nobody needs

Does that do the same thing a 10 N Education version does?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ardemia posted:

Does that do the same thing a 10 N Education version does?

its better, its basically windows for pacemakers. they are super serious about not updating it or loving around with anything on it

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
I use a Mac and yesterday, despite being on OSX, Microsoft still managed to alt-tab me during a game of Rocket League to install an Office update! Because of that the other team scored a goal and I lost :argh:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
what is the best version of lunix to duel boot? i am reinstalling my OS anyway, may as well add in a lunix and see if i like it. i tried it back in like 2004 for a year and i felt really cool, but it was more frustrating than anything. i assume its has got better?

but what is the best linux? i used Ubuntuuu last time because it seemed easy, is that one still good?

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420 SWAGLORD
Apr 20, 2014

saban bajramovic

Rutibex posted:

what is the best version of lunix to duel boot? i am reinstalling my OS anyway, may as well add in a lunix and see if i like it. i tried it back in like 2004 for a year and i felt really cool, but it was more frustrating than anything. i assume its has got better?

but what is the best linux? i used Ubuntuuu last time because it seemed easy, is that one still good?

I like Mint a lot. Most of them are p easy nowadays

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