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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Collateral posted:

Provide a pic of this helmet. This is important.

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/brownblaze/status/974369263044591618

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

and it begins

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

on the bright side the victims no longer have to live in florida

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

thats a good helmet. i approve of this helmet.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

no no NO you're supposed to construct guantanamo so that it kills everyone inside and make the BRIDGE safe

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

we'll write while you're in jail

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

What the gently caress concrete were they using and why is it so white?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

VikingSkull posted:

and it begins

in before crisis actors

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

panzehbridge the new groverhouse?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




He went... over my helmet?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Conch Shell Corp posted:

panzehbridge the new groverhouse?

lmao

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

Who provided architectural drafts for the helmet?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

VikingSkull posted:

we'll write while you're in jail

my friend, it's the person who stamps the drawing who's responsible

Labes for days posted:

Who provided architectural drafts for the helmet?

Dunno, but i can tell you the canopy was post-tensioned- it had cables running all the way along its length.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Im getting the kiddos to march on washington to ban bridges as we speak

thoughts and prayers

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so basically Cuban exile/cia spook lyle lanley hit it big with various conservative shitfucks and blacksites doing the old 9,000 dollar hammers trick. he decides to make an easy couple million on some lovely "do it quick bridge"(the bridge was put up last week in under a day) and now its collapsed and smushed a dozen or so people.

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

If you're not lying, you should stop posting about it before someone's gotta read Something Awful Forums posts out loud in court.

Just in case:

Please tickle my urethra
No, that has nothing to do with the forum posts I am currently reading to you, the court
Judge, I move that you tickle my urethra with your gavel
I suggest we take a recess so I can go buy some coconut oil

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
My credentials being a long time Floridian, I'm going to put my money on inadequate soil testing.

In 2004 when Tampa was building a 2nd level to the Selmon Crosstown, multiple pylons started sinking into the soil, even in places where they were anchored to limestone.

Florida is made up mostly of sand and bad ideas.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

Congrats and have a good time!

No really hope ur buds are ok.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Burt Sexual posted:

Congrats and have a good time!

No really hope ur buds are ok.

Thanks! I don't work for the company any more if you're curious.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bloodplay it again posted:

If you're not lying, you should stop posting about it before someone's gotta read Something Awful Forums posts out loud in court.

Just in case:

Please tickle my urethra
No, that has nothing to do with the forum posts I am currently reading to you, the court
Judge, I move that you tickle my urethra with your gavel
I suggest we take a recess so I can go buy some coconut oil

Let the record show a “Burt Sexual” quoted mr. Bloodplay.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

What video games did the bridge play?

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

how many crayons did you get through?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

big nipples big life posted:

What video games did the bridge play?

burgertime

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

big nipples big life posted:

no support in the center just seems to be asking for it

it doesn't matter what any bridge was wearing, there is no such thing as 'asking for it'

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
The center 'struts' of the bridge had PT bars in them.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Panzeh posted:

The center 'struts' of the bridge had PT bars in them.

Pt? Pressure treated wood seems bad.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


nice

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Burt Sexual posted:

Pt? Pressure treated wood seems bad.

Post-tensioning, a means of reinforcing concrete through compression, usually by pulling steel cables really hard after the concrete sets.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.

Also some people i know from work are in the hospital.

what did you gently caress up, anime hitler

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
can't wait for this to turn out to be something intensely stupid like they cheaped out on the steel/concrete somewhere or they didn't let poo poo cure

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

this isn't the chief


he's a narc

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Panzeh posted:

I worked for the company that supplied PT for it and did the drafting for said supplier, and yes I drew this bridge.


How is everyone in your company who worked on this not currently in a crisis meeting?

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Lolie posted:

How is everyone in your company who worked on this not currently in a crisis meeting?

I don't know how it is in the office there, it's a thousand miles away now.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lolie posted:

How is everyone in your company who worked on this not currently in a crisis meeting?

They are. Panzeh wasn’t invited for the firing/under the bus throwing.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Because the owner and at least half of upper management are currently on planes bound to countries without US extradition treaties holding carry on suitcases that have money comically hanging out of them

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Panzeh posted:

I don't know how it is in the office there, it's a thousand miles away now.

Telephones are like instant communication, better than bridges and safer.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Panzeh posted:

The center 'struts' of the bridge had PT bars in them.

They probably should have put some, uh, elsewhere as well

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Burt Sexual posted:

They are. Panzeh wasn’t invited for the firing/under the bus throwing.

For the next decade every company which worked on this project is going to try to throw every other company which worked on it under a bus. It will be lawyers for their respective insurance companies who are directing damage control, so you'd think Panzeh would have at least received a "say nothing about anything connected with this project to anyone but us" email/phone call by now.

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