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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
years ago I was in vegas for the weekend and saw the melvins were playing the house of blues at one of the strip casinos (bellagio?) so I got there. This dude next to me looked really alot like kuuenbu (this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo) but I didnt want to talk to him. Melvins did a cover of Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA by devo and were fun to see.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I went to a live Welcome To Night Vale thing some 2 years ago, there were definitely some goony motherfuckers.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i saw eonwe while playing throne of lies and now we're steam friends

e: also i was wearing a cat drugs shirt and got some stuff from a guy at a music festival who recognized it but he didn't do the stairs thing

Not An Arsonist
May 5, 2014

It was on fire when I got here
I want to get all the Utah goons together and all 4 of us can figure out something neat to do besides bible study.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

mrfreeze posted:

Any Detroit area goons who like to drink, smoke weed/eat edibles, and watch classic Simpson's or other similar stuff feel free to drop me a pm. We have a small group of goons who hang once in a while that is relatively normal.

I'm a Detroit goon who would enjoy this

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
i know 2 goons irl, one is my sister and the other one is my friend's baby daddy who is a DnD poster now but apparently used to be a fairly prolific LF poster. i have no clue what his name is but if you're from Sac, say what's up

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
Met a goon at a party at this hippy house I lived in for a year. He was sitting on one of the nasty couches with a grenade tee-shirt on and these huge headphones on listening to his own music. I tried to strike up a conversation with him but he didn't really seem like he wanted to socialize so I went back to the rest of the part and he eventually vanished.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I met a few people from the Maplestory goonsquad. It went about as well as you'd expect it to go between people who only have "playing maplestory" in common.

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


lizardman posted:

Those grenade decals some people have on their car's rear windshield don't have anything to do with SA, do they? If they do, then I've randomly seen some goons driving on the road over the years. If not, well nada!

Blazing Ownager posted:

A guy in my building used to have a SomethingAwful sticker on his car.

I never saw him get into or out of said car so I have no idea who the mystery goon is, and they seem to have moved away now.

I worked with a guy with one of the grenade logo stickers on his car. I asked him what it was about. Apparently it's the logo for some snowboard or skateboard company.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
There are only very few goons I would trust not to try and murder me. Ironically, one of them is Pick.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
There are a couple other goons in knoxville but I think they are in the north and west

Those city slicker bitches couldn't handle my poor east knox self

Cabal Ties
Feb 28, 2004
Yam Slacker

Captain Tightpants posted:

I probably should have kicked him in the dick. Instead, we got married :shrug:

Well that’s just lovely. (Sorry for getting genders mixed)

I’ve been on a few goon meets and they’ve been good, better than expected. In goons I trust-ish.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I once met a guy at a bar and he was like "do you have stairs in your house" and I knew what he was talking about but I pretended to not know what he was talking about and was like "uh, I live in an apartment dude" and he was like "oh"

gently caress if I'm gonna have someone looking through all the retarded poo poo I've posted on here over years and years

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

I was working in the lovely IT department of a university where a goon was studying at. I forget how it happened but it worked out that I was going to hook him up with some weed. Following the wonderful TCC thread I had just grown my first batch of plants, which had all turned out female. I had so much loving weed, no inclination to start selling, and I was about to move interstate and was terrified of the deeply improbable scenario in which my mason jars of weed would be discovered in my moving boxes.

So I thought it would be cool to just hook this goon up with a load of free weed. The goon came to, like, the loving IT help desk, and this nineteen year old, poorly socialised from playing world of warcraft for twelve hours a day gave him a loving sega megadrive cart case full of bud and told him to not worry about paying. I thought I was being cool but it wasn't cool. It was weird. He felt weird. I felt weird. He very politely returned the case and we never spoke again.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Ahh, drug dealing with goons makes for good stories.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Once I was reading SA on the bus and this nerd walks up to me and starts mumbling and I asked him to repeat himself like 4 times and finally heard him ask if I’m a goon lmao

Then we talked awkwardly and for some reason he stood in the isle instead of sitting down in the empty seat next to me :confused:

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

once at the glory hole i saw the smallest, wettest dick i ever seen peep through the hole. pensively i muttered “do you have stairs in your house?”... moments later he replied “yes, i am protected” so then i went to town on his pencil eraser nub cock but suddenly my monitor turned off and i realized it was my own dick

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

by m. night shyamalan

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
There is like one other Eugene goon and I don't want any Portland goons coming near me or touching me or anything.

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Conch Shell Corp posted:

once at the glory hole i saw the smallest, wettest dick i ever seen peep through the hole. pensively i muttered “do you have stairs in your house?”... moments later he replied “yes, i am protected” so then i went to town on his pencil eraser nub cock but suddenly my monitor turned off and i realized it was my own dick

:same:

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Im gonna start a late 90s lan / video games monthly club anyone in south east England who’s L337 then hmu (thats teenager speak for hit me up which means contact me)

no nerds

I Brake For MILFs
Jan 9, 2007

:syoon:


It's funny, when there are hurricanes rolling through all the Florida goons come out of the woodwork. There are a bunch of us. After the hurricane passes we all go silent again.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

Mentally Trill

I Brake For MILFs posted:

It's funny, when there are hurricanes rolling through all the Florida goons come out of the woodwork. There are a bunch of us. After the hurricane passes we all go silent again.

I thought underage girls brought goons out of the woodwork

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4
i have attended and hosted many goon meets in sunny los angeles california. we have gotten wings, had thousands of beers, gone bowling, and played in arcades. many of these goons have transitioned into primary-tier friends and we hang out a lot. ive hired goons, worked with or for goons, and cast goons in plays. i found goon meets to be lol get ready for this good networking opportunities to meet people of similar culture across diverse industries.

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler
I hosted a big goon meet in Gatlinburg back in 2001. Bunch of Memphis goons came along with others like Skrewl00se and Cap'n Yoaz.

Went to Gatlinburg a couple of weekends ago and it reminded me of that trip. I miss seeing them. That was a fun weekend.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Gatlinburg is myrtle beach in the mountains

GPF
Jul 20, 2000

Kidney Buddies
Oven Wrangler

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Gatlinburg is myrtle beach in the mountains

Yes.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

Spagghentleman posted:

You’ve always been very open with the fact you live in Guelph, have you actually ever met up with anyone?

I used to live fairly nearby. Now I just live in a town where lawyers go to beat immigrants with baseball bats.

goondolences on St. Thomas life

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Mooey Cow posted:

There are only very few goons I would trust not to try and murder me. Ironically, one of them is Pick.

would love to see all of Pick's taxidermy at once, if that's even possible

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

i like that posted:

I would never meet a goon without my mac 12, besides Pick and Spinster I guess

I would especially make sure to bring my mac-12 with these two.

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

rear end posted:

I would especially make sure to bring my mac-12 with these two.

Pick may bite, but she's just rough housing I assure you.

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

i like that posted:

I would never meet a goon without my mac 12, besides Pick and Spinster I guess

six for you, six for the other goon?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Conch Shell Corp posted:

six for you, six for the other goon?



lol

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Went and saw Rifftrax Live in Portland with the Oregoons. It was fun. No one was assaulted with bodily fluids or creeped on.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

its all nice on rice posted:

Went and saw Rifftrax Live in Portland with the Oregoons. It was fun. No one was assaulted with bodily fluids or creeped on.

How could it be fun then

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
It's Portland- we threw beer cans at the homeless and told them to go back to California.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

rear end posted:

I would especially make sure to bring my mac-12 with these two.

You are hurting my feelings. I prefer Top Ramen.

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opie
Nov 28, 2000
Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!
I've met many goons and most have been permabanned.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Gatlinburg is myrtle beach in the mountains

GPF posted:

I hosted a big goon meet in Gatlinburg back in 2001. Bunch of Memphis goons came along with others like Skrewl00se and Cap'n Yoaz.

Went to Gatlinburg a couple of weekends ago and it reminded me of that trip. I miss seeing them. That was a fun weekend.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

opie posted:

I've met many goons and most have been permabanned.

star trek convention, huh?

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