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tetsuo posted:greetings fellow gbs poors i too unflinchingly believe every hit piece about musk with my literally broken brain and crippling amount of debt. at least hating him brightens my day, no matter how terrifyingly futile such pointless babyrage actually is i just don't think about it Aka his own tweets
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How dare you. Elon Musk is going to personally build a rocket that will give my life meaning
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Tetracube posted:How dare you. Elon Musk is going to personally build a rocket that will give my life meaning oh, like star citizen
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tetsuo posted:greetings fellow gbs poors i too unflinchingly believe every hit piece about musk with my literally broken brain and crippling amount of debt. at least hating him brightens my day, no matter how terrifyingly futile such pointless babyrage actually is i just don't think about it lol
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Don’t know which is worse Gamers or Elon musk fans
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Don’t know which is worse they're the same people
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Capitalist Superman Will Not Save You.
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Cowman posted:has Musk always been this much of a dork/rear end in a top hat or is it a new thing? I remember thinking he was an alright dude for the longest time According to his first ex wife he started deteriorating when he got mega rich off of PayPal and got way worse when their son died.
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Serak posted:Capitalist Superman Will Not Save You. 
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I look forward to the collapse of civil society where he becomes a post-apoc warlord called the "Musklord" will be great to serve under him.
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Serak posted:Capitalist Superman Will Not Save You.
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Junkfist posted:I look forward to the collapse of civil society where he becomes a post-apoc warlord called the "Musklord" will be great to serve under him. Mad Musk: The Muskocracy Mad Musk: Return to the Hyperloop
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Red Son was a good series.
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https://twitter.com/camh/status/1016764304987709440 p good
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Pawn 17 posted:Red Son was a good series. Red Son always reminds me of my favorite Batman shoop: 
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i'm just lolling at you IDIOTS spending SO MUCH TIME making fun of elon, the billionaire i adore and worship. it's just SO FUNNY that you people make fun of the person i'd literally let gently caress my wife if he asked. get this you losers: YOU'RE actually the pathetic ones, not me! owned!!!
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The REAL Goobusters posted:Don’t know which is worse I present a third option: Apple fans
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Wait so it’s my understanding that they’re still gonna test the underwater death dick in the cave right? https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016686032907931656 cause I can’t loving wait
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Well whatever about the guy pissing laundered cia money away into space. I think we can do an ecological survey of a different solar system on an alien planet within the next two years with a 5th order carbon transformation. I think we can send a large scale sexual mission to an alien planet in the next 20 years or less. Or like send rockets full of money soaked with children’s tears into a meaningless unpopulated void, whatever is clever. 
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GORDON posted:Roadster only weighs 2700 pounds. Fyi. Yea, it's a tiny Lotus.
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belt posted:Wait so it’s my understanding that they’re still gonna test the underwater death dick in the cave right? Scroll down to the replies for further lols
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We need a real scandal so we can start saying #ElonGate
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super sweet best pal posted:I find it funny that the same nerds who were vilifying Edison in favor of Tesla a few years ago are worshiping a guy who named his company Tesla but is basically a way dumber Edison. Anyone ever read Brian Clevinger's Atomic Robo? Because it's basically this post combined with Hellboy fanfiction.
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Donovan Trip posted:We need a real scandal so we can start saying #ElonGate elongating my musky mini-submarine
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Lol id love to see elon and those engineers haul that robot dick up that cliff inside the cave.
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Musk would be fine if he was bankrolling all his dumb projects himself but instead it's other people who are footing the bill. IIRC his dogshit car company gets piles of gov't cash. He doesn't have any sort of technical knowledge either so he literally does nothing but jacking off about how brilliant and great he his. He's like a younger Trump.
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belt posted:Wait so it’s my understanding that they’re still gonna test the underwater death dick in the cave right? He is sure going to show everyone by getting those kids out safely days after they had been successfully rescued with conventional diving techniques by demonstrating the best of SpaceX first gen untested technology in different conditions. 
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Elon Musk's family has the same origins as flintheart glomgold, the bad guy from scrooge mcduck. Except emeralds instead of diamonds. No, really. Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTcndxuwOA&t=4s
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GORDON posted:Are you saying that a light truck weighs 12,000 pounds? I mean, you did say that. But do you think that? A truck's legal classification, determined by the US Department of Transportation, at 12,000 pounds is a "Light Truck", yeah. Medium trucks are heavier than 14,000 pounds GORDON posted:Roadster only weighs 2700 pounds. Fyi. lol nice QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jul 11, 2018 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Elon Musk hasn't been this excited to deliver his miniature sub to boys in Pattaya since his Paypal days. 
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Gobblecoque posted:Musk would be fine if he was bankrolling all his dumb projects himself but instead it's other people who are footing the bill. IIRC his dogshit car company gets piles of gov't cash. He doesn't have any sort of technical knowledge either so he literally does nothing but jacking off about how brilliant and great he his. He's like a younger Trump. AFAIK he took some loans from the govt via some program they had but has already paid it back. The electric car rebate is a cool and good idea since petrol in the US is heavily subsidised even before you get into the actual cost to the environment, and that'll go away for them this quarter anyway. He's taking money from investors who have pumped so much into Tesla it's somehow worth more than loving Ford and people paying for poo poo that does not and may never exist though.
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clone on the phone posted:He might be a fuckin weirdo but at least he’s throwing around all that cash trying to do stuff, even if it doesn’t always work out. Plenty other billionaires just sitting on their piles of cash shouting ‘nyah!’ At all the poors Most billionaires are actually involved in many ventures and donate to many charities Elon Musk has so far 1 - made a car that no one buys and that poors can't afford 2 - shot rockets into space which will definitely make life better for people somehow and not just turn into a weapons program eventually Oh wait they just got their first contract with the US air force hmm Collapsing Farts fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jul 11, 2018 |
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He helped out PR after the hurricanes last year, does cool poo poo with rockets, and has a cool electric car company. I can overlook the problems with the cave submarine and his sperging on Twitter. Seems like a smart, cool dude.
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Sells rocket tech to the military and bought a car company that he then claims he invented
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I think I have a book from the 70s on how to make your own electric car. Look at me, I'm Elon Musk!
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Musk is okay it is in fact you, the non-relevant non-billionaire, that sucks & doesn't matter 'but hes a charlatan carnie!' And you, are an on-line complainer.
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