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underthecube
Dec 5, 2018

Trillhouse posted:

https://twitter.com/RickyRawls/status/1081019296397099008

This documentary blatantly slanders barbershops and I will not stand for it.

yeah no this definitely is something the "i dont eat girls out cos im not gay" era of men would say

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Lmao is that real.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol it is kinda funny 2008 guardian is preserved not just the article

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Trillhouse posted:

https://twitter.com/RickyRawls/status/1081019296397099008

This documentary blatantly slanders barbershops and I will not stand for it.

I think that's sort of a men thing not a black men thing. Also don't have sex with underage girls

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Charles Palm says the mole on Kelly's back is not visible in the video, and instead the marks on the man's back on the tape are a residue. He points to frames where the shadowing appears and disappears. He also presented a copy of the tape in which he had doctored images of the two people having sex to show how easy it was. This included making their heads disappear.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Drunk Nerds posted:

Obligatory post of Remix to Ignition with an anti-masturbation ASL vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_yghhiss

This is way way better with 50 cent's In da Club

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
m a. a. d. city p good too

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
THis is a gross thread.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Next episodes are on in about 45 minutes.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I'm watching the past episodes now and holy poo poo. This man is scum.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Holy poo poo, R. Kelly makes one of the girls he keeps at his house dress like a boy including having a fake moustache. No joke.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Gaunab posted:

Holy poo poo, R. Kelly makes one of the girls he keeps at his house dress like a boy including having a fake moustache. No joke.

I saw that, too. Holy gently caress this man is sick.
Who knows how many girls he has in that house, isolated from the world.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
R. Kelly's Doo Doo Butter

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8o2y2DZl9w

:wtc: :psyduck:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

:stare: someone explain this for me

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I want to explain it but I'm still caught up in the lyrics of:

"I admit I gently caress with all the ladies. That's both older and young ladies. But tell me how they call it pedophile because that poo poo is crazy"

Seriously. How he is not in prison astounds me. :psyboom:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Imagine if he had done this poo poo with white girls.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Is it weird that I can see Drake in a similar position as R. Kelly in 15 years?

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Gaunab posted:

Is it weird that I can see Drake in a similar position as R. Kelly in 15 years?

No. I had the same thought when I was watching the documentary and they got the part where they were interviewing R. Kelly and Aaliyah (then 14 or 15). Aaliyah was kind of cagey when they asked her about their relationship, she says that they're just "very close. he's my best friend". Of course it came out later that they were loving.

I got heavy shades of what Mille Bobby Brown said when they asked about Drake texting her.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I want to explain it but I'm still caught up in the lyrics of:

"I admit I gently caress with all the ladies. That's both older and young ladies. But tell me how they call it pedophile because that poo poo is crazy"

Seriously. How he is not in prison astounds me. :psyboom:

It's because he is reclusive and normal looking and also has a multi-million dollar legal team

Meanwhile MJ didn't even do anything and people all accused him because he was flaunting his weirdness

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Gaunab posted:

Is it weird that I can see Drake in a similar position as R. Kelly in 15 years?

Drake definitely loves way younger ladies, like teens, and there are surely a few that haven't appeared yet and will eventually appear

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

It's because he is reclusive and normal looking and also has a multi-million dollar legal team

Meanwhile MJ didn't even do anything and people all accused him because he was flaunting his weirdness

According to that documentary, Kelly also has friends in the Chicago PD. Kelly was tipped off to various wellness searches of these girls before the police showed up.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Meanwhile MJ didn't even do anything and people all accused him because he was flaunting his weirdness

lol ok

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Papa Emeritus III posted:

According to that documentary, Kelly also has friends in the Chicago PD. Kelly was tipped off to various wellness searches of these girls before the police showed up.

Wait he's from Chicago? This explains a lot

Chicago is like the crookedest city outside of Louisiana

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

Is it weird that I can see Drake in a similar position as R. Kelly in 15 years?

https://mobile.twitter.com/thespook...80%2Fframe.html

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
Yeah. He even played basketball for the Bulls, I believe, in the 90s.

Burn down Chicago

ili
Jul 26, 2003


The R. stands for rock spider.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
I really don't get whats exciting about getting pissed on... I've done the human toilet thing and I could just barely keep from puking. Never swallowed and after that I have to question what kind of hosed up taste buds you have to have to find piss arousing.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Pusha T strikes again.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Pusha T strikes again.

Lol.

Some top notch posts itt

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
For real the scene where the mother goes and rescues her daughter from R Kelly's secret hotel rooms.

YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018
Why are goons admitting to not only being pissed on, but having their mouths open for piss to go into?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

YagotmeIdidit posted:

Why are goons admitting to not only being pissed on, but having their mouths open for piss to go into?

A goon used the A/T sex questions three years ago about what someone could eat so their poo poo tasted better lol

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

SleepySonata posted:

I really don't get whats exciting about getting pissed on... I've done the human toilet thing and I could just barely keep from puking. Never swallowed and after that I have to question what kind of hosed up taste buds you have to have to find piss arousing.

so wait, you tried it in order to see whether you would enjoy it? i kind of feel like it's the sort of thing you would just know you wanted to do it before you tried. because, you know, you'd just go "yeah, that sounds really hot" or whatever because you're into piss.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

YagotmeIdidit posted:

Why are goons admitting to not only being pissed on, but having their mouths open for piss to go into?

Why not?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

SleepySonata posted:

I've done the human toilet thing

?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
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YagotmeIdidit
Jan 10, 2018

Jose posted:

A goon used the A/T sex questions three years ago about what someone could eat so their poo poo tasted better lol

I dread to ask what the responses were.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

YagotmeIdidit posted:

I dread to ask what the responses were.

a 30-rack of milwaukee's best, some old shrimp and a pound of corned beef and sauerkraut

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Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SleepySonata posted:

I've done the human toilet thing and I

I thought they banned AxeManiac.

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