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I've touched a woman's butt, A+ would do it again
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Thots and Prayers posted:I've touched a woman's butt, A+ would do it again Have you penetrated the woman butt yet though? That may be the point of no return...
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Jan 29, 2019 03:34
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Skypie posted:Have you penetrated the woman butt yet though? That may be the point of no return... Yeah, smelled like a dumpster though. Wouldn't recommend unless you carry toothpaste with you. or Scope
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Jan 29, 2019 03:34
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Gaunab posted:Show me some female butts so I can determine if I'm gay or not
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Jan 29, 2019 03:52
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Salty Josh posted:You like man's butt or woman's butt? Woman butt (i will deny this if confronted however)
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Jan 29, 2019 03:53
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I had a girlfriend tell me that if you want to do anal sex with a woman you are gay. Because butt stuff is always gay.
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Jan 29, 2019 03:54
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Isnt that the guy who lives with his mom
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Jan 29, 2019 03:55
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serious norman posted:Isnt that the guy who lives with his mom The butt or the woman?
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Jan 29, 2019 03:56
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Burt Sexual posted:Why won’t this load at work, or now that I’m on my personal device? I wanna laugh I uploaded it from phone but the file has a weird format which vanished later idk why 
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Jan 29, 2019 03:57
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Putty posted:I uploaded it from phone but the file has a weird format which vanished later idk why Luigi is dapper as gently caress.
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Jan 29, 2019 03:58
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I hosed a girl who had very similar sentiments. I'm not really into butt-stuff but I filed that away in the "don't bring the topic up to her when trying to figure out what she's into" category.
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Jan 29, 2019 03:58
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RaceBannon posted:I hosed a girl who had very similar sentiments. You ever try spitting in her face? Some people are into it.
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Jan 29, 2019 03:59
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Salty Josh posted:You ever try spitting in her face? Some people are into it. Nah, seems kinda mean.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:24
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So, logically, if I'm straight I should spend my days dreaming of big meaty cocks? ...well if logic dictates I will listen.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:26
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Jose Mengelez posted:well yeah, he's italian american. Worse, he's Italian Italian.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:27
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I got a colostomy bag because pooping is gay.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:36
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Woden posted:I got a colostomy bag because pooping is gay. only if you enjoy it.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:38
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requesting namechange to assholes (of girls)
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Jan 29, 2019 04:44
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quote:Getting HIV is the culmination of a pattern of risky behavior, not a one-shot deal that strikes virgins whose condom break the first time they have sex. It’s rare that you’ll get the worst STD in the world without getting the other ones first, but don’t take my word for it: do your own research. quote:One good thing about mothers is that you know they like sex. quote:Not until after you bang her can you focus on other things, such as a relationship, regular sex, threesomes, anal, and so on. You want to get sex out of the way as quickly as possible so you can get past all the silly games and bullshit women often play before it happens. quote:While I’m not saying you should hate women, my initial impression of them is that they’re lubricated holes that exist mostly for a man’s sexual pleasure. These aren't even the worst quotes by him.
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Jan 29, 2019 05:21
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poo poo if that makes me gay than I’m Miles Davis
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Jan 29, 2019 05:51
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I see ya baby Shakin dat rear end
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Jan 29, 2019 06:29
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im super ultra mega gay
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Jan 29, 2019 07:20
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no. im giga gay
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Jan 29, 2019 07:20
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Putty posted:I uploaded it from phone but the file has a weird format which vanished later idk why Methinks Luigi doth protest too much...
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Jan 29, 2019 07:28
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I'm female and my old boss had a huge rear end that was really sexy, but I'm not male, how does that work in his mind? Threesome = not legitimate response.
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Jan 29, 2019 07:53
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Testosterone is making my previously slamming latina booty less slamming. Da booty is a fickle thing. But as a booty/legs man sorry you're forcing yourself to have less fun duder. 
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Jan 29, 2019 08:37
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It's so simple, I don't know how you all aren't getting it. If you like butts you are gay, if you don't you are straight. Your gender and the gender of the butt are not relevant to this discussion
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Jan 29, 2019 08:46
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Sir Mix-a-Lot is very gay. Today I learned that hiphop is the gayest of music, as most of it is about butts.
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Jan 29, 2019 08:56
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lol where did he get the crazy idea that girls poop? he should read some peer-reviewed medical journals
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Jan 29, 2019 09:46
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:These aren't even the worst quotes by him. He seems like a winner to me
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Jan 29, 2019 10:17
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Ralph Hurley posted:Except for the reproductive system, women have exactly the same body parts as dudes. Arms, legs, eyes, a neck. You name it. i only like to date women with no arms, legs, eyes, or neck
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Jan 29, 2019 10:23
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Real men have hard, masculine testosterone fueled sex with other men and then fist bump eachother when they cum and then slam some beers down and invite more men over to slam some cum down
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Jan 29, 2019 10:30
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If he's so afraid of butts, why is he a pooer? 
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Jan 29, 2019 11:21
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When you think about it, everytime you poo you are penetrated which is insanely gay. The only solution is to stop pooin
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Jan 29, 2019 12:17
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Bogus Adventure posted:Sir Mix-a-Lot is very gay. Today I learned that hiphop is the gayest of music, as most of it is about butts. In this case they call it being on the down low, as you are getting low down (to where the butts are)
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Jan 29, 2019 12:20
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Zzulu posted:Real men have hard, masculine testosterone fueled sex with other men and then fist bump eachother when they cum and then slam some beers down and invite more men over to slam some cum down This sounds so drat straight that I might reconsider my gayness just to try this out.
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Jan 29, 2019 12:23
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Zzulu posted:When you think about it, everytime you poo you are penetrated which is insanely gay. The only solution is to stop pooin Or when you poo it out it's the only time you are not penetrated. The rest of the time when you have poo inside you it means you are constantly penetrated. In which case the only solution is to not make more poo.
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Jan 29, 2019 12:24
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Nic Cage dick cage posted:Or when you poo it out it's the only time you are not penetrated. The rest of the time when you have poo inside you it means you are constantly penetrated. In which case the only solution is to not make more poo. therefore people with colostomy bags are way less gay than any of us
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Jan 29, 2019 12:58
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Anyone post the video where he gets socked by Canadians yet?
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If he thinks being a boob guy will avoid the problem of the female body turning him gay then he hasn't realized that suckin a tiddy is no different than suckin a really tiny dick!
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