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Can I interest OP in a vacuum? They will suck schlong at twice the rate and for half the pay! The pay goes to me. For paying for all my visits to BJ's brewhouse.
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Feb 14, 2019 10:19
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Do you guys have causal Friday?
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Feb 14, 2019 12:37
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New at the Dick Sucking Factory? Don't worry, I'll show you the ropes 
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Feb 14, 2019 13:12
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*motions to long, stiff object protruding from male human groin* uh... so what the heck is this thing?
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Feb 14, 2019 13:15
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Relevant job experience: McDonald's Restaurant Drive-Thru (2015-2018) - Assisted in communicating, developing, and implementing radical new dick-sucking strategies in order to improve weekly, monthly, and quarterly performance.
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Feb 14, 2019 15:21
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Time to suck today's dick!
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Feb 14, 2019 15:27
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hey boss... we had an incident down on the line, someone wasn't wearing his PPE and well... it's an ugly scene
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Feb 14, 2019 15:31
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Chickenhead Mary, be not proud. Be sure to apply to the company 401k plan, matching funds up to 69%.
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Feb 14, 2019 15:50
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Is there an in-house Counsel position available? I’ve been a solo practitioner for a few years now, specializing in dick law, ball law and a little bit of anal law, but I’d really like to get into a corporate gig.
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Feb 14, 2019 15:58
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CannonFodder posted:Chickenhead Mary, be not proud. Be sure to apply to the company 401k plan, matching funds up to 69%. I'm applying to the company 420k plan.
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Feb 14, 2019 16:24
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Yeah I'm paying into the 2420 fund
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Feb 14, 2019 16:26
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The jobs are back folks! The dick sucking industry has returned to the US, where it belongs. Beautiful jobs for hardworking Americans. The Democrats and the media tried to tell you the dick sucking industry in America was dead. dick sucking isn't the future, that's what they were saying. But I brought it back. No one else could have done that. But I said I would bring dick sucking back and I did. dick suckers are the backbone of this great country and there's going to be a lot more of them soon. a lot more jobs for them. high paying jobs. great jobs.
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Feb 14, 2019 18:04
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Moon Atari posted:The jobs are back folks! The dick sucking industry has returned to the US, where it belongs. Beautiful jobs for hardworking Americans. The Democrats and the media tried to tell you the dick sucking industry in America was dead. dick sucking isn't the future, that's what they were saying. But I brought it back. No one else could have done that. But I said I would bring dick sucking back and I did. dick suckers are the backbone of this great country and there's going to be a lot more of them soon. a lot more jobs for them. high paying jobs. great jobs. Id suck dicks for $120,000 a year.
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Feb 14, 2019 18:13
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What happened to the last round of applicants. Did they get rejected for spitting instead of swallowing during the interview?
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Feb 14, 2019 18:14
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BigBadSteve posted:What happened to the last round of applicants. Did they get rejected for spitting instead of swallowing during the interview? I believe gurgling was also mandatory
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Feb 14, 2019 18:32
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Hey yo I got this truckload of dicks for the dick sucking company here and I need to drop this load and keep on truckin good buddy so if you could just point me to where you want me to put all these dicks tia
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Feb 14, 2019 19:20
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man these are some fresh dicks! only the best today boss!
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Feb 14, 2019 22:40
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*wipes lips* only greenhorns use the spit bucket, old timers know how to get a free lunch
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Feb 14, 2019 22:49
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didn't we already do this thread last year
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Feb 14, 2019 23:04
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robots are already taking over the jobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCorQN1W7I
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Feb 14, 2019 23:37
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really fretting after my interview, I'm tired of the rear end eating factory, need this job
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Feb 14, 2019 23:56
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Pawn 17 posted:If hired I plan to automate all dick sucking with state of the art robotics. I've done extensive research on personally curated artisanal blowjobs
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Feb 15, 2019 00:12
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*sprains throat* *files for workmans comp*
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Feb 15, 2019 00:55
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I've done extensive research on personally curated artisanal blowjobs *Pops in with giant, groomed hipster beard and slightly twirled mustache and weird vest* That's quaint. Mine are locally sourced and 100% organic. We can offer your clients personal taster menus in hand constructed chairs in personally worked fields at local farms by locally renowned pole smokers who's art reaches back several generations in this area.
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Feb 15, 2019 00:57
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for 30 years no one cared about the shuttered dick sucking factories across the jizz belt now, those jobs are cumming back. we're seeing growth again, and higher profits mean that wage increases are dribbling down to the workers
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Feb 15, 2019 01:14
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Big Beef City posted:*Pops in with giant, groomed hipster beard and slightly twirled mustache and weird vest* *actually just hires any Joe Blow or Jane Blow off the street but gives them a fake artisanal name tag on their rustic overalls*
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Feb 15, 2019 01:23
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Sid Vicious posted:im gay No gay guy wants to get his dick sucked by another gay. They want that straight throat.
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Feb 15, 2019 01:28
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Saalkin posted:Do you guys have causal Friday? No. On Friday, we intentionally break causality for the day, so that everyone can suck all dicks at once, through various time loops and wormholes. It's very confusing, but productivity increases in amazing ways that can't even be described by causal economic models.
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Feb 15, 2019 09:45
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*Hands wafting back and forth in a shellshocked daze my mouth agape eyes wide as the gigantic vats holding all the month's collected cum collectively shatter and flood the inner warehouse* Mama mia! Oh! Oh! Mama mia!!
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Feb 15, 2019 10:33
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there's a strike by the dicksucker's union! i'm the scab crossing the line and working. but it's not about the money. the thought of all those dicks going unsucked is unconscionable
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Feb 15, 2019 10:37
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do we have president's day off?
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Feb 15, 2019 13:40
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Those factories taking the money while the little ma&pa shops have to leave their dicks unsucked 
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Feb 15, 2019 13:48
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*POINTS TO SHLONG*
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Feb 15, 2019 13:51
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:*POINTS TO SHLONG* *Squints*
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Feb 15, 2019 14:44
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To whom it may concern, I am submitting my CV for your consideration in regards to a possible position as an intern with your prestigious organisation. I have been hard at work, sucking hella dick at school and in my community. The time has come for me to put my education and volunteer experience to use and I feel I would be an asset to your team. I look forward to speaking with you soon. I'm gay, Ben Smash
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Feb 15, 2019 14:53
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Do you have any unpaid internships
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Feb 15, 2019 15:05
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Burt Sexual posted:Certified cum master checking in with Agile acronyms after my email address.
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Feb 15, 2019 15:13
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Autistic Edgy Guy posted:*Squints* hold on, let me grab the scope...
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Feb 15, 2019 15:15
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Salty Josh posted:Id suck dicks for $120,000 a year.
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Feb 15, 2019 15:15
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im a hardworkin go getter who will suck the dicks the others won't! Admire my grit and pluck as im chowin down on wrinkled discoloured old man cock
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Feb 15, 2019 16:10
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