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49 | 26.06% |
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31 | 16.49% |
| Big Dig Goku Job Interviewer |
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74 | 39.36% |
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Please submit your applications here for review. We will contact you if we are interested in interviewing you further for one of our many lucrative positions.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:01
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I have a large mouth, strong tongue and above average lips.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:03
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im gay
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Feb 14, 2019 00:03
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Can I work from home? I like the flexibility
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Feb 14, 2019 00:05
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I sucked the chrome off a trailer hitch one time.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:09
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im dumb as poo poo and i smell like trench foot
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Feb 14, 2019 00:11
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*panting, out of breath* Im here I’m here! What did I miss are there still openings?!
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Feb 14, 2019 00:13
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I already have a job there idiot!! I'm in management where only SELF DICK SUCKER CAPABLE EMPLOYEES are allowed.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:14
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They finally let go of a misanthrope? He was the foreman for quite some time
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Feb 14, 2019 00:16
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I guess they finally laid my mom off
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Feb 14, 2019 00:16
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*After pounding pavement, walks inside and gives firm handshake to manager* *Is hired*
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Feb 14, 2019 00:17
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crabcakes dogg posted:*panting, out of breath* Im here I’m here! What did I miss are there still openings?! please have a seat and fill out this paperwork. please start by drawing a penis on this form. thank you.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:18
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we prefer not to use the term "climbing the ladder". please use the term "riding that dang dick"
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Feb 14, 2019 00:19
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Hi I'm the new intern.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:20
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Hey! HEY! How many times must I tell the Hand department to GENTLY work the shaft, we're two hundred friction units OVER and the dick is getting numb now there's a bottleneck on our CUMMIES production. YOU. MUST. OPTIMIZE. THROUGHPUT! This isn't rocket science fuckheads!!!!
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Feb 14, 2019 00:21
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what is the best position on your staff
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Feb 14, 2019 00:22
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Previous experience? Five years at the gloryhole in the northeast men's room of Big Dave's Truck Stop on Rt 17.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:23
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I kept causing prolapses at the rear end eating factory
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Feb 14, 2019 00:24
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Comes in with amazing resume and interview. Is hopelessly lazy and misses targets left and right.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:24
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Here is my LinkedIn
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Feb 14, 2019 00:25
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If hired I plan to automate all dick sucking with state of the art robotics.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:27
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Kak posted:Here is my LinkedIn HIRED
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Feb 14, 2019 00:29
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Do you need any project managers or sales engineers? I'm pretty good with people.
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Feb 14, 2019 00:45
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Chinatown posted:Please submit your applications here for review. We will contact you if we are interested in interviewing you further for one of our many lucrative positions. sorry to hear your mom got laid off OP
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Feb 14, 2019 00:49
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“Who do I gotta blow to get a job around here?”
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Feb 14, 2019 00:56
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Clawtopsy posted:sorry to hear your mom got laid off OP sir this is the DICK sucking factory
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Feb 14, 2019 00:57
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Lube-rative positions
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Feb 14, 2019 00:59
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i have many references that will give me fantastic recommendations. Please don't call any of them.
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Feb 14, 2019 01:00
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experience: 16 years glory hole attendant strengths: ball massaging prostate milking weaknesses: foreskins
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Feb 14, 2019 01:02
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Got some advanced techniques going, including doing several positions at once, dual wielding and liquid removal system, also major experience from my job at a politician's office.
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Feb 14, 2019 01:02
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Chinatown posted:Please submit your applications here for review. We will contact you if we are interested in interviewing you further for one of our many lucrative positions. Glad to see you sucked your way to upper management.
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Feb 14, 2019 01:03
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Do I have to learn as I go or will someone show me the ropes?
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Feb 14, 2019 01:03
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The glassdoor for this company is spotty
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Feb 14, 2019 01:08
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Robots gonna take are dick suckin jobs
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Feb 14, 2019 01:09
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*brow furrowed contemplating Skills Evaluation Tests during interview process *slowly maneuvers mouse *clicks "Cup The Balls"
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Feb 14, 2019 01:09
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dick cheese inspector reporting for duty, i don't work for the company i work for the government
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Feb 14, 2019 01:10
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facefucking gets you time-and-a-half pay
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Feb 14, 2019 01:11
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So this is the new direction Foxconn had in mind?
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Feb 14, 2019 01:15
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*smugly slides resume across desk. It's a full page print out of dickbutt.jpg*
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Feb 14, 2019 01:15
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I'm going to introduce the grapefruit technique and dominate this industry
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Feb 14, 2019 01:16
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