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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Rich guy hires hooker sounds pretty meh, how else can we say it? Since it was filmed, maybe he could spin it as pornography and absolve himself? Who knows though, I’m just an American and the context of exchanging money for sex confuses me.
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Kraft's Macaroni and Hand Beez.
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Feb 23, 2019 07:01
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Want to see the video.
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Feb 23, 2019 07:05
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Rich guy hires hooker sounds pretty meh, how else can we say it? Not trying hard enough. Tied to human trafficking ring is what they went with.
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Feb 23, 2019 07:08
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lmao I live in Jupiter and this whole thing is amazing, the arrests started two counties north and have been working their way south to the Jupiter location
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Feb 23, 2019 07:18
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let it mellow posted:lmao I live in Jupiter and this whole thing is amazing, the arrests started two counties north and have been working their way south to the Jupiter location Jupiter's a planet dumby!!
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Feb 23, 2019 07:22
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Cubone posted:Jupiter's a planet dumby!! That’s why I can’t breathe?
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Feb 23, 2019 07:26
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The market for human trafficking would be reduced if prostitution were legalized
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Feb 23, 2019 07:51
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It's funny that instead of using their vast fortune to better the lives of less fortunate people, billionaires instead spend their money getting rub and tugs in Florida.
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Feb 23, 2019 08:07
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A couple more names have floated out: Former Citigroup CEO John Havens and John Childs, the founder of private equity firm J.W. Childs Associates. Not as well known as Kraft, but both also billionaires allegedly going to the same Florida strip-mall rub-and-tug.
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The Kins posted:A couple more names have floated out: Former Citigroup CEO John Havens and John Childs, the founder of private equity firm J.W. Childs Associates. Not as well known as Kraft, but both also billionaires allegedly going to the same Florida strip-mall rub-and-tug. Yeah, that’s the thing, those guys aren’t as big of a name a Kraft. And Schefter is p much always right and he’s also p much NFL only. Really the only bigger name than Kraft is Goodell, which would be incredibly funny but I’ve never seen him here.
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Feb 23, 2019 08:36
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I just want a shiatsu with a beefy woman. I can hear the air pops now. *crack dela crack a wack* No more tension.
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Feb 23, 2019 08:50
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Dirt McGuirk posted:rubthingawful dot com It works on so many levels
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Feb 23, 2019 08:52
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Waiting to see if Trump somehow gets on the list.
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Feb 23, 2019 09:25
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marijuanamancer posted:The market for human trafficking would be reduced if prostitution were legalized ya i mean its not like workers in legal industries are ever exploited or anything
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Feb 23, 2019 09:52
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sure, and that's a completely separate issue. it's possible to do it properly
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Feb 23, 2019 10:01
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drat turns out a $59 genital manipulation catches more attention from billionaires than a tweet tho
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Feb 23, 2019 10:38
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let it mellow posted:Yeah, that’s the thing, those guys aren’t as big of a name a Kraft. And Schefter is p much always right and he’s also p much NFL only. Really the only bigger name than Kraft is Goodell, which would be incredibly funny but I’ve never seen him here. Hmm Could YOU be the bigger name, perhaps?
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Feb 23, 2019 12:36
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Why are all these gazillionaires going to the same lovely rub n tug joint? I reckon the handies theres must be amazing for them to stoop that low instead of just ordering one of those 5k per hour hookers.
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Feb 23, 2019 13:43
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oh great another balls scandal with the patriots
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Feb 23, 2019 13:49
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Harry posted:Not trying hard enough. Tied to human trafficking ring is what they went with. Right like smoking the devil's lettuce means you're indirectly aiding the cartels in chopping off hands and feet of children
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RyanHannable/status/1099024431735816192 Oh boy
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So there has to be like a murdering angle to this or something, or these folks would just go to Nevada or Switzerland or Berlin
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Feb 23, 2019 16:12
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bob dobbs is dead posted:So there has to be like a murdering angle to this or something, or these folks would just go to Nevada or Switzerland or Berlin Having money doesn't mean you are smart or wise in any way
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bob dobbs is dead posted:So there has to be like a murdering angle to this or something, or these folks would just go to Nevada or Switzerland or Berlin OR the parlor is affiliated with the Trump golf course and country club just ten minutes away. C'mon man, dream!
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Feb 23, 2019 16:16
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if i had a billion dollars, i’d like to think i’d give back to humanity or something but let’s be honest, a cheap handy in a florida strip mall is more likely
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Feb 23, 2019 16:21
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I read the report and can't believe how the people they pulled over for probably made up traffic offenses just immediately confessed to engaging in illegal sex stuff, up to and including the middle aged asian ladies wiping up their jizz. If you're going to answer a question about "why were you in that massage parlor", why isn't your default answer "i got a massage" instead of "she totally jerked me off in exchange for money and wiped up after, no big deal right officer?".
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Feb 23, 2019 16:49
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When you talk to a cop you should always say "This is all off the record" first.
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Feb 23, 2019 16:51
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dk2m posted:if i had a billion dollars, i’d like to think i’d give back to humanity or something but let’s be honest, a cheap handy in a florida strip mall is more likely If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of.
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Archives posted:Why are all these gazillionaires going to the same lovely rub n tug joint? I reckon the handies theres must be amazing for them to stoop that low instead of just ordering one of those 5k per hour hookers. Some men like it better when it's not consensual. So if Jerry Richardson was forced to sell for sexual harassment around the office (as he should have been), the NFL has got to force Kraft to sell for paying for handies from literal sex slaves, right?
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Father Wendigo posted:OR the parlor is affiliated with the Trump golf course and country club just ten minutes away. C'mon man, dream! There's no way Trump and/or his genetic reject sons aren't involved with this somehow.
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The Kins posted:A couple more names have floated out: Former Citigroup CEO John Havens and John Childs, the founder of private equity firm J.W. Childs Associates. Not as well known as Kraft, but both also billionaires allegedly going to the same Florida strip-mall rub-and-tug. 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:There's no way Trump and/or his genetic reject sons aren't involved with this somehow. Who do you think is trafficing them in? Who do you think built the railroads? You think white people are going to build that wall? Humph
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Feb 23, 2019 17:33
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935 posted:If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of. apparently the place actually trafficked some of the workers - so my guess is that the person that did the trafficking was friendly in the billionaire circles and promised to keep it on the DL? or maybe they just gave lengedary hand jobs i dont know man, even billionaires can appreciate that
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935 posted:If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of. Nah. If you read the thread in the football forum the individual most likely believed to be Jones paid $100 and tipped $150. The online reviews of the place mention multiple times that the women working there were on the older side with "rough hands". ... Sounds legit like dude just wanted cheap handies. Maybe this place just had a reputation. Its on some website that apparently tells you all these places near you that offer these services so it must be legit and discreet! Lol
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Feb 23, 2019 17:50
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How much did he pay for the handjob? I feel like I’m missing out on profits.
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Feb 23, 2019 17:58
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He has enough money to give nearly everyone on this planet a dollar. I feel he should have whatever whores he desires. That said this whole thing is pretty hilarious. If I was a billionaire I'd have thousands of whores and at least a million cats. At least.
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Robokomodo posted:How much did he pay for the handjob? I feel like I’m missing out on profits. Literally look one post above yours
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935 posted:If multiple billionaires were swept up in a sting then this place isn't your run of the mill rub-n-tug. My guess is we hear soon about some horrific degraded poo poo happening at this joint that even with a billion dollars you don't weasel your way out of. The top 1% gets 50% of the world's tugjobs.
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