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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:You're 18? Lmao
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roarpower posted:neither of those are Seinfeld quotes "Well, you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. You never stopped hoping; now you're in a Pinsk, Rochelle, Rochelle. When the naysayers 'nay' you picked up your pace. You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face. I'm having adventures all over the place, Rochelle, Rochelle!"
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Jul 24, 2019 05:55
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jerry seinfeld is a white supremacist
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Jul 24, 2019 06:19
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Tony Snark posted:Upon further analysis, I retract my previous statement and agree with your argument. 
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Jul 24, 2019 06:32
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Telephones posted:jerry seinfeld is a white supremacist of course, Jerry is is a white supremacists
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Jul 24, 2019 06:36
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roarpower posted:of course, Jerry is is a white supremacists has to be true
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Jul 24, 2019 06:37
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most people don't even know he is a Jew
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Jul 24, 2019 06:37
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Hey at least he's mildly aware he's a hack who got really lucky, just an unexceptionable gently caress you got mine
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Jul 24, 2019 07:00
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Donovan Trip posted:Hey at least he's mildly aware he's a hack who got really lucky, just an unexceptionable gently caress you got mine
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Jul 24, 2019 07:02
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Lots of you seem to hate him just because he is rich and successful lol. He seems like a cool guy to get coffee with.
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Jul 24, 2019 07:34
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paid money to post posted:Every episode is contractually required to have a Joe Rogan-esque rant about how "YOU JUST CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE! AUDIENCES ARE TOO SENSITIVE!" Maybe because it's a real phenomenon they are witnessing in real time?
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Jul 24, 2019 07:36
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The_Continental posted:I just opened Netflix and got an ad for the new season of "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee". Jerry rattles off a list of other shows with a similar format (person interviewing other person, but not in chairs), and claims that he obviously invented the format and that these other knockoffs need to get it right. gently caress off Jerry. quote:Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is an American web series talk show directed and hosted by comedian Jerry Seinfeld, distributed for the first nine seasons by digital network Crackle, then moving to Netflix for season ten. The series premiered on July 19, 2012. quote:Carpool is a British television spin-off of the web series of the same name. It is presented by English actor and comedian Robert Llewellyn. In each episode he interviews a guest while giving them a ride in his Toyota Prius. The guests are mainly comedians/comedic actors that are well known in the UK. However, Llewellyn has also interviewed musical comedian Tim Minchin and magician Paul Daniels. quote:Carpool is a web series presented by English actor and comedian Robert Llewellyn. In each episode he interviews a guest while giving them a lift in an eco-friendly car (normally a Toyota Prius hybrid electric vehicle). The guests are often well-known British television personalities such as Jonathan Ross or Ade Edmondson. However, Llewellyn also interviews less-well-known figures as long as he feels that they will prove to be an interesting subject. The guests also included Llewellyn's fellow Red Dwarf actors, Danny John Jules, Craig Charles, Chris Barrie and Hattie Hayridge (as well as Tony Hawks, Arthur Smith and Ruby Wax who all appeared in cameo roles in Red Dwarf, while Ed Bye, the show's producer/director, was the first person interviewed for the series). Llewellyn has also reunited with his Scrapheap Challenge co-hosts, Cathy Rogers and Lisa Rogers for interviews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvNMYqWZ4BM Yup, it;s a show where a stand-up comedian-turned sitcom star drives someone from the world of showbiz in a car and casually talks with them without using preprepared questions.
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Jul 24, 2019 08:14
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Jerry's a goon.
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Jul 24, 2019 08:29
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serious norman posted:He's a goon!!
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Jul 24, 2019 08:37
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I want to see this with the old Jerry Seinfeld. i.e. with three way more talented comic actors also in the car carrying him, while Larry David hides in the trunk feeding him lines.
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Jul 24, 2019 08:42
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Jul 24, 2019 08:46
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I'd gently caress Jerry Seinfeld, but he'd probably get really uninterested halfway through because I wasn't doing it exactly just right for his tiny dicksexpig by night posted:George was the only funny one on the show anyway George got his own show, and it was a better show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blppKS-nz9g
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Jul 24, 2019 08:46
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Telephones posted:jerry seinfeld is a white supremacist Jerry was a racist car driver
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Jul 24, 2019 09:12
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Jimmis posted:i like the one where jerry gets kramer to say the n word again just like old times AlexSpartan posted:Newman? lol
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Jul 24, 2019 11:27
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Rad-daddio posted:I too am very angry about shows that I'm not required to watch in any way on a streaming service. I was bombarded with the ad when I opened Netflix to watch Evangelion like any other red blooded tax paying American.
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Jul 24, 2019 11:46
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why did we need a honeypot thread for the khaki cargo short and sock n sandal crew?
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Jul 24, 2019 11:55
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I would but I'm probably WAY too old for him.
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Jul 24, 2019 12:01
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Nuts and Gum posted:Maybe because it's a real phenomenon they are witnessing in real time? Except you can say whatever you want, as long as the audience thinks you're actually funny. Which is bad news for talentless hacks way past their prime like Jerry.
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Jul 24, 2019 12:27
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He was funny when he guest-commented on a Mets game 
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Jul 24, 2019 12:45
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http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.htmlquote:Seinfeld, Jerry. Comedian who is humorless about his penchant for young/under-age women. Former $cientologist. Linked with Tawny Kitaen and Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Jul 24, 2019 12:54
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jerry and his mom talking about the OP
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Jul 24, 2019 12:59
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Irradiation posted:Jerry was a racist car driver big lol
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Jul 24, 2019 14:33
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it's Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld
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Jul 24, 2019 14:36
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Jerry Seinfeld as an extra in a Woody Allen movie These preteens are making me thirsty
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Jul 24, 2019 14:36
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Now THIS is the good stuff.
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Jul 24, 2019 14:40
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Irradiation posted:Jerry was a racist car driver this is very good
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Jul 24, 2019 14:40
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In the Ricky Gervais episode this season Jerry makes a racist comment and then they bang on about it for so long that they decided to make it a two part episode. It’s two straight episodes of them both giggling and repeating it Beavis and Butthead style.
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Jul 24, 2019 14:53
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Caesar Saladin posted:seinfeld is a hilarious show, george rules, goons are always wrong I don't know if goons are always wrong but yeah, it's one of the best sitcoms ever made and if you can't accept that maybe it is YOU who are not funny. That being said, Jerry as a real person isn't very relatable to normal folks and it does make him come off as a bit of a prick sometimes but that doesn't mean it's not a funny and entertaining show (the car show).
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Jul 24, 2019 14:58
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:But did he really make Bee Movie, and, if he did, how can he even live with himself? I used to work in a honey factory. They brought in a bunch of people to make and package these tiny bottles of honey as a promotion for the Bee Movie. Literally thousands a day. For months. It bankrupted the company we all got let go. Lol. Thanks, Jerry!
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Jul 24, 2019 15:43
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They couldn't even do an Austin Powers cross over with "Oh Bee-have!"? Or "Oh Bee-Hive!" or anything? Frankly I'm disgusted.
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Jul 24, 2019 15:46
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i have never seen bee movie and now i REALLY want to watch it when i get home, lol
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Jul 24, 2019 15:56
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Private Cumshoe posted:Jerry Seinfeld as an extra in a Woody Allen movie Well, Woody Allen was 44 dating a 17 year old Mariel Hemingway in the film Manhattan, so it seems like they'd get along.
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Jul 24, 2019 16:20
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I'd like to see a video of the very very many times he's being a condescending cocksucker to anyone that dared look at him but this time he gets belted right in his dumb unfunny face.
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Jul 24, 2019 16:28
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Robokomodo posted:I used to work in a honey factory. They brought in a bunch of people to make and package these tiny bottles of honey as a promotion for the Bee Movie. Literally thousands a day. For months. It bankrupted the company we all got let go. Lol. Thanks, Jerry! if this is true its glorious
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Jul 24, 2019 16:33
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Jerry got owned really hard last year if it makes anyone feel better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp25FOn37nA
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Jul 24, 2019 16:34
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