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When your wife's complaints are hitting all around you and you wipe the dirt off your bumper and realize that instead of dirt it's the shattered remnants of what once was your Truck Nutz you'll know what to do! |
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ahem a haiku: where are the truck nutz? i search all day, i find none. i should look inside
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Aug 14, 2019 15:24
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mechanic popping up from under the open hood of my f150: there's your problem right there--a cryptorchid!
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Aug 14, 2019 15:30
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Heather Papps posted:ahem I have eaten the truck nuts that were in the junk drawer and which you were probably saving for your trailer hitch Forgive me they were delicious so rugged and so bold |
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Aug 14, 2019 15:35
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well guys i am sorry to say i need to hand in my truck nutz, and formally abdicate all related rights and privileges. i hosed up bad. i hosed up my haiku. i miscounted syllables and i can not bear the shame. please, drive over me one after another, so that i may cross the diesel bridge to ballzhalla, where i may live among the heroes of old.
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Aug 14, 2019 15:38
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I have eaten
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Aug 14, 2019 15:45
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Heather Papps posted:well guys i am sorry to say i need to hand in my truck nutz, and formally abdicate all related rights and privileges. Heather Papps was in the center of a cleared thread by now, and she held her hands out desperately as the posters moved in on her. “It isn’t fair,” she said. A pair of truck nuts hit her on the side of the head. Old Man FluffyDucky was saying, “Going hog wild on this thread. ” Goons Are Great was in the front of the crowd of villagers, with BrownianMotion beside him. “It isn’t fair, I can still edit,” Heather Papps screamed, and then the goons were upon her. |
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Aug 14, 2019 16:07
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can i post this on my meme page (https://www.instagram.com/how_to_survive_without_memes) and do you want credit |
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Aug 14, 2019 20:06
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Sure dude! Go wild! |
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Aug 14, 2019 20:20
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Mortley posted:can i post this on my meme page (https://www.instagram.com/how_to_survive_without_memes) and do you want credit no i made this
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Aug 14, 2019 21:31
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Android Blues posted:(reading thread title) and where are all the hogs... |
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Aug 15, 2019 05:26
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Heather Papps posted:ahem jesus christ my haiku had the right amount of syllables what the e:i fffffucking taught a haiku workshop and somehow i posted a highcoo and thought first it was correct, then wrong enough to make anothter joke about, then realized later that i was correct the whole time someone send help i am so bad at math
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Aug 15, 2019 06:21
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Aug 15, 2019 06:30
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Haikool down, friend. |
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Aug 15, 2019 06:47
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filling my garage with truck eunuchs to prevent an affair with my hatchback wife
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FutonForensic posted:filling my garage with truck eunuchs to prevent an affair with my hatchback wife |
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Aug 15, 2019 19:08
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FutonForensic posted:filling my garage with truck eunuchs to prevent an affair with my hatchback wife
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Aug 15, 2019 20:00
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well, you see sir, i identify as a truck, and as such, these nutz are a religious symbol.
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Aug 15, 2019 22:19
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I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident |
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Aug 16, 2019 21:03
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Fenrir posted:I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident Fenrir posted:I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident Fenrir posted:I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident Fenrir posted:I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident
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Fenrir posted:I once saw truck nutz on a Prius and laughed so hard I nearly had an accident new byob scroll over text |
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Aug 16, 2019 23:29
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Hugh Malone posted:new byob scroll over text
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Aug 16, 2019 23:39
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Maybe the truck nutz were ironic also, the Prius |
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Aug 16, 2019 23:42
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*carefully tucking my brand new Truck Ovariez up into the undercarriage*
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Aug 17, 2019 00:44
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now worried that truck nutz r silently approaching me in eco mode
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Aug 17, 2019 01:54
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it is spring, so my truck nutz have doubled in size, and are a bright red. soon, my truck will be ready to mate. i cannot wait to drive that golf cart around. it willbe so cute.
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Aug 17, 2019 21:30
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bee eater posted:now worried that truck nutz r silently approaching me in eco mode Night of the Living Truck Nutz |
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Aug 18, 2019 02:35
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Nutzica and the Valley of the Trucks
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Heather Papps posted:Nutzica and the Valley of the Windebagos
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Aug 18, 2019 12:58
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Nutzilla vs. Mechanutzilla |
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Aug 18, 2019 13:51
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Nutzilla vs. Maserathra |
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Aug 18, 2019 13:53
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Nutzilla loving destroys Priusella
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Aug 18, 2019 14:05
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an epididymis for my vw minibus
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Aug 18, 2019 14:11
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a dangler for my wrangler a cock-and-bolla for my corolla a big PP for my CRV a nutsack for my outback a meatus for my prius
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bee eater posted:an epididymis for my vw minibus bee eater posted:a dangler for my wrangler
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Aug 18, 2019 14:15
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a balla for my impala a stiffy for my F150 a dick for my crown vic
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Aug 18, 2019 14:18
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a wang'er for my rang'er
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Aug 18, 2019 14:23
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A chore fo my Ford |
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Aug 18, 2019 14:36
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A sack for my hatchback |
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a "needle" for my beetle
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