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i live in a part of the world that was culturally primed for truck nutz. i remember back during the prime truck nutz era i would see one or two pairs on every commute . but i realized recently that i hadnt seen any in quite a while, maybe even a couple years. so what happend to the truck nutz. did the trucks that wore them all break down and theres wrecked up truck nuts filling those crushed car cubes at the wrecker yards all over the place? or did all the people who at one point bought truck nutz to put on their truck decide to take them off? what does it feel like to take the truck nuts off your truck? what goes through your mind in that moment? "that was a different time. im a different man now. time to put these away". are all the truck nuts now in peoples junk drawers? mementos of a simpler time in their lives? like tears in the rain? thats what ive been thinking about |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 13:45 |
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most of the trucks you see on the road are worker trucks. the trucks with nutz are male trucks or "drones" and die soon after mating.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:20 |
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oh... is it like cicadas then... threres gonna be a fresh spawn of truck nuts in a few years
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:25 |
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Paula Cole's hit song , where have all the truck nutz gone
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:27 |
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beer pal posted:what does it feel like to take the truck nuts off your truck? what goes through your mind in that moment? "that was a different time. im a different man now. time to put these away". I'm going to be thinking about this a lot now too thank u
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:28 |
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🎶Where have all the Truck Nutz gone?🎶 🎶Long time passing🎶 🎶Where have all the Truck Nutz gone?🎶 🎶Long time ago🎶 |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:38 |
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Where have all the truck nutz gone? Long time passing Where have all the trick nutZ gone? Long time ago Where have all the truck nutz gone? The girls have picked them every one Oh when will you ever learn? When will you ever learn Females stole them, apparently
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:40 |
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I did see some in the wild when I was living in Seattle two years ago or so. They had an American flag design emblazoned on them. |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:41 |
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[godspeed you black emperor vocal sample voice] where have all the truck nutz gone
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:51 |
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Going through grandpas old stuff, a small velvet bag is tucked away underneath some old papers. It clearly meant a lot to him, whatever it was, but it was time to let that all go.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:59 |
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jimmy asks for the bag as we fill up some boxes to take to goodwill "Yeah, sure Jim. I'm sure he would have wanted that to go to someone he loved."
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 04:00 |
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In Arkansas a family sits down to their Sunday meal. There, at the center of the table, on top of the immaculately pressed linen tablecloth, sits a vase of freshly picked Truck Nutz. The young daughter quietly beams with pride as the father mentions the bouquet in the before meal prayer.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 13, 2019 |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 04:10 |
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beer pal posted:[godspeed you black emperor vocal sample voice] where have all the truck nutz gone |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 04:50 |
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they manufactured too many truck nuts to sell and dumped them in the American Southwest. somewhere in the desert, waiting to be found, is a glorious pile of truck nuts. a lost city of gold. just, instead of gold, it's truck nuts, and instead of a city, it's a pile. |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 04:58 |
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one time i saw a truck and the rear bumper was made of a two by four dangling down, on the rear axle, was two big ol nuts. like actual loving i don't know nuts. like that go on bolts. anyways there were two nuts on a chain, danglin down free and happy as the good lord intended. those, now those were truck nutz
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:00 |
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an angry ex-husband throwing his Truck Nutz™ into the ocean because what's even the point if he can't piss her off with it
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:01 |
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i may have been injured in a combine accident, but at least my truck will have nutz so help me God
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:35 |
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jesus christ, that truck is naked!
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:36 |
arriving at home 'lol babe hey babe check out what i bought these things are hilarious whoa nelly if you thought that calvin peeing decal was a stitch, you aint seen nothin' without breaking eye contact, wife reaches under table, plonks down truck labia 'let the truck decide' ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 05:38 |
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Ayatollah Hermione posted:arriving at home Hmm... strong argument from the labia side. https://youtu.be/isjQgTuUnwU |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 06:15 |
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the trucks got neutered
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 09:15 |
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maybe it got cold and they r on the inside?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 11:15 |
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the guy at the jiffy lube tugged too hard on my truck nutz while asking me to honk the horn
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 11:19 |
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my truck is having a gender reveal party will it be truck nutz, or those eyelashes on the headlights? hey let my truck decide stop pressuring it
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 13:23 |
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Suckle mine freaking Truck Nutz |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 14:03 |
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The Truck Nuts have all bolted
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 14:28 |
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yeah my trucks got nuts, check out deeeeez nuts *tailgate crashes down, wallnuts just come loving pouring out like niagara nut fallz* how do you like em? my nuts.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 14:57 |
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Michael Keaton, gesturing towards the rear of his truck where Truck Nutz emblazoned with the Batman logo dangle, "You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS!" |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 14:59 |
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wikipedia posted:A nut is a hard-shelled fruit of some plants. They are an important part of human and animal diets. Many dried seeds and fruits are called 'nuts' in English, but only some are nuts to a botanist. what the gently caress is this even talking about it i must know the history of nutz!
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:02 |
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Maybe it's under the subsection "Deez" or possibly "Ligma"? |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:07 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Maybe it's under the subsection "Deez" or possibly "Ligma"? sorry what is ligma?
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:08 |
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It's when u LIGMA NUTZ! BOFA DEM! OOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNEDDDDDD! |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:16 |
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Heather Papps posted:will it be truck nutz, or those eyelashes on the headlights? this is a powerful and good image
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:21 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:It's when u LIGMA NUTZ! BOFA DEM! OOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNEDDDDDD! i just need to check my truck real quick. gently caress my nutz.... where... they are gone... someone has stolen them....
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:30 |
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truck nutz are like pokemon moonstones u put them on ur truck and when you wake up the next day their gone but ur f150 has a "yeah it's a hemi" bumper sticker in its place
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:44 |
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i bumped into my truck carrying a bunch of leafstones and now i have a big loving tractor.
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 15:47 |
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For sale: truck nuts, never worn. |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 16:03 |
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New million dollar idea: Truck Pantz. |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 16:52 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:New million dollar idea: Truck Pantz. but then my truck penis won't be visible
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# ? Aug 13, 2019 16:53 |
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Truck codpiece. |
# ? Aug 13, 2019 17:25 |