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Has any one said a tax for ops penis yet
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I can’t go to the store or the cafe because of stinky balls so I order slop online. 
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Oct 23, 2019 13:21
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ive made a lot of mistakes in life but at least ive never paid 18 dollars for a cup of coffee
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Oct 23, 2019 14:17
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My girlfriends husband said a small penis is no laughing matter. These kind of threads poking fun at him are very disrespectful imo. 
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Oct 23, 2019 14:27
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Cock on Delivery preferred!
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Oct 23, 2019 14:31
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I cum on delivery  <- my O face
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Oct 23, 2019 15:27
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Man, my weenier is so big that when my wife sees it she says, "Man, that weenier is so big" I'm paying a fee to make my combo a large. And by combo I mean my weenier. Also, I brought coffee from home today so I wont be mad.
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Oct 23, 2019 17:56
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Why in the heck would you use Uber Eats or Postmates or whatever to have a $2 cup of coffee? Are you a literal idiot?
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Oct 23, 2019 18:09
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I ordered a mail order bride and the postage was horrendous
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Oct 23, 2019 18:16
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The killer Indian place near me used to deliver with whichever of their failsons happened to be sitting around doing nothing at the moment but now they only deliver via Grubhub and it loving SUCKS
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Oct 23, 2019 18:52
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Why in the heck would you use Uber Eats or Postmates or whatever to have a $2 cup of coffee? Are you a literal idiot? First of all, yes. Secondly, it was a condensed milk coffee from a local thai place. Thank you very much. I never bought it, I was too mad. Drove to a 85 degree Bakery and got a salted coffee instead.
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Oct 23, 2019 18:56
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I never bought it, I was too mad. Drove to a 85 degree Bakery and got a salted coffee instead. Oh how horrible for you
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Oct 23, 2019 19:11
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 I'm an awful person for sure. I'mma take my normal sized weenier and get more coffee.
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Oct 23, 2019 20:29
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I think the way you described it was pretty self-explainatory, was it not?
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Oct 23, 2019 20:31
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just make coffee in your house. you can be an insufferable autist about it and get a cafetiere that you'll never stop talking about, or just scoop instant granules into a cup. the possibilities are endless
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Oct 23, 2019 20:33
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I'm this close to making a post about entitled millennials and avocado toast.
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Oct 23, 2019 20:35
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Just lol if you still drink 'coffee'
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Oct 23, 2019 21:14
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:I'm this close to making a post about entitled millennials and avocado toast. I enjoy toast and avocados. Please delivery to me at no fee plz.
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Oct 23, 2019 21:55
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:salted coffee What in tarnation
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Oct 23, 2019 21:56
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Captain Hygiene posted:What in tarnation It's good.
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Oct 23, 2019 22:49
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dunkaccinos delivered by drone
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Oct 23, 2019 22:52
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I’ll have one slice of Sbarro.
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Oct 23, 2019 22:54
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Can someone venmo me a beverage?
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Oct 24, 2019 00:45
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individually mailed fruit leather
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Oct 24, 2019 00:46
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:First of all, yes. Secondly, it was a condensed milk coffee from a local thai place. Thank you very much. The condensed milk coffee they make at those places recipe as as follows: Fill glass half with sweetened condensed milk (use more or less depending on how much you want diabetes), add one scoop of instant coffee crystals (nescafe), fill the rest of the way with water, stir and serve. You keep saying that it was a condensed milk coffee like its some otherwise unattainable concoction. It can be made incredibly cheap from commonly found ingredients, which is why its popular in poor countries in Asia and Africa.
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Oct 24, 2019 01:15
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Milk Coffee is old poo poo now. Salted cheese tea is the new poo poo
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Oct 24, 2019 03:46
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Someone was telling me about butter coffee the other day.
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Oct 24, 2019 03:47
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Applewhite posted:Someone was telling me about butter coffee the other day. Bullet Proof coffee. My step brother who thinks reptilians are real and cancer is fake was way into it. It started out as some kooky alternative medicine thing with some guy who sold coffee he had roasted in a way that removed all of the toxins and would make you live forever or something. It eventually went more mainstream as a CrossFit thing I think.
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Oct 24, 2019 05:05
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Milk Coffee is old poo poo now. Salted cheese tea is the new poo poo Lol if you aren’t drinking shredded cheddar macchiatos. 
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Oct 24, 2019 05:09
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Lol, just lol if you aren't boofing the finest quality coffee every day.
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Oct 24, 2019 05:15
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Lol, just lol if you aren't boofing the finest quality coffee every day. Wait is that how coffee works now? My next monday morning meeting's gonna be a lot more interesting I guess
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Oct 24, 2019 05:17
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Ugh, really need something to wet down my 30 grain biscotti, I’m thinking a fennel and curd seltzer? 
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Oct 24, 2019 05:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7spZrBJSmLY&t=18s
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Oct 24, 2019 05:20
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wait is that how coffee works now? My next monday morning meeting's gonna be a lot more interesting I guess Just bring your own hand crafted funnel and tube with you. You'll be the talk of the coffee shop.
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Oct 24, 2019 05:21
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol if you aren’t drinking shredded cheddar macchiatos. On the off chance that you don't actually realize that cheeese tea is a thing https://www.eater.com/2018/9/21/17846630/cheese-tea-trend-explained Its like a foam that goes on top of your boba tea. Biggest chain that has it is Happy Lemon but there are probably other stores that serve it.
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Oct 24, 2019 06:41
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:On the off chance that you don't actually realize that cheeese tea is a thing https://www.eater.com/2018/9/21/17846630/cheese-tea-trend-explained The place next door to where I work has it.
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Oct 24, 2019 07:49
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When I worked as a pizza delivery boy, I used to charge extra if the customer had a small penis. The “small item fee” is probably something like that, OP.
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Oct 24, 2019 08:42
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just take caffeine pills op
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Oct 24, 2019 13:09
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Hey OP, the small item fee is because you have a miniscule dong.
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Oct 24, 2019 18:11
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Hey OP, next time you get a "small item fee" tell the deliverator that, "good things come in small packages." Then wink. Then take your pants down to your ankles because unzipping the fly would not make your tiny penis visible.
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