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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > MAMA MIA!
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Famously lax safety regulations, there should have a leaf on board for each passenger.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Vincenzo Prati, 38, who sustained such injury that first responders mistook him for a child, responded favorably to mushroom therapy and is expected to make a a full recovery.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 a photo just got released from mere moments before the accident
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Aardvark! posted:

a photo just got released from mere moments before the accident



Lmao I was trying to figure out a way to work this angle but nothing was coming to me, thank you

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019

Derpies posted:

Can’t believe 14 Italians didn’t have any 1 ups left between them.

this is classic survivorship bias. bodies were only found for people on their last life.

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...

Big Beef City posted:

I wonder if that kid swears a life long vengeance against all cable cars and zip line rides, etc. for the rest of his life.
Just one man against the world of slow moving tourist attractions.
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
"Bossi said it still wasn't clear why the lead cable broke or whether it was related to the brake problem. But she said that the intentional deactivation of the brake, done several times over recent weeks for a persistent problem, prevented the brake from doing its job when the cable snapped."

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Classic management lmao

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I probably wouldn't have said that part out loud. Or ever maybe.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Is Bossi a name or a title?

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Itsa me, Mariooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lol

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Nooner posted:

"Bossi said it still wasn't clear why the lead cable broke or whether it was related to the brake problem. But she said that the intentional deactivation of the brake, done several times over recent weeks for a persistent problem, prevented the brake from doing its job when the cable snapped."

Who could have seen this coming?

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Bossi is one honest motherfucker

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