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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
A cable car crashed in Italy and killed a lot of people. Prime minister Mario Draghi has declared a day of morning stating that "today... is the spiciest of-a meatball..."

https://www.yahoo.com/news/italian-cable-car-plunges-ground-115316321.html

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Was expecting the story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular 1970s group ABBA. Son, I am disappoint.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Maaaan, if it ain’t about pasta.. :discourse:

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


This is in poor taste, 12:00er.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZMhpuOcGBU

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Armitag3 posted:

This is in poor taste, 12:00er.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Cable car is the most obviously deadly means of transportation there is. Look at it. Obviously the cable is going to snap. Chekhov's gondola.

Sad about the the deaths though. Predictable but sad.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Icochet posted:

Cable car Italian infrastructure is the most obviously deadly means of transportation there is. Look at it.

Turns out a dysfunctional and unfunded government is real bad at things like bridge and cable car inspections!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Yikesaroo!

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Here we go again.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Fun fact: the song that people generically associate with Italian resturaunts was actually written to commemorate the opening of the first funicular (which is a natural predator of the feeble cable car).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG4SbelgIFk

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They made some real Spaghetti inside the cable car OP.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They made some real Spaghetti inside the cable car OP.

Jesus christ

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cabagoo

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Icochet posted:

Cable car is the most obviously deadly means of transportation there is. Look at it. Obviously the cable is going to snap. Chekhov's gondola.

Sad about the the deaths though. Predictable but sad.

Yeah I actually think helium dirigibles were pretty God drat stupid
Or hydrogen whatever the ones that blew up were those airships

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They made some real Spaghetti inside the cable car OP.

lol


lol

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Spinz posted:

Yeah I actually think helium dirigibles were pretty God drat stupid
Or hydrogen whatever the ones that blew up were those airships

I squirrel suit everywhere

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They made some real Spaghetti inside the cable car OP.

:holymoley:

Would you say "spaghetti cablecarbonara"?

Jespass
Oct 17, 2012
I'm not sure this is as funny as you all seem to think it is

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Jespass posted:

I'm not sure this is as funny as you all seem to think it is

now it is. LOL!

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Super MariOW Bros.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Jespass posted:

I'm not sure this is as funny as you all seem to think it is

Whenna da car
Fall outta da sky
Anna dey all
Gonna die,
That's amore!

Whenna you in
Those old Alps
Tha cable snap
That's a "Welp"
THAT'S AMORE!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Nooner posted:

:holymoley:

Would you say "spaghetti cablecarbonara"?

Holy gently caress. :lol::lol::lol:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

My terror at riding the goddamned cable car at OberGatlinburg has been justified.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Frankenstyle posted:

Here we go again.

I'm going to kill you

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer
instead of getting gelato at the bottom they got gesplato instead

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0RpyOF07Hw

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Icochet posted:

Cable car is the most obviously deadly means of transportation there is. Look at it. Obviously the cable is going to snap. Chekhov's gondola.

Uh, excuse me, helicopters??

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

SubnormalityStairs posted:

instead of getting gelato at the bottom they got gesplato instead

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
My inside sources say that Nooner was about to be chosen for IK to see how he'd mod but now that's off the table after this thread

You were so close nooner......

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


low key sex master posted:

My inside sources say that Nooner was about to be chosen for IK to see how he'd mod but now that's off the table after this thread

You were so close nooner......

Getting fast tracked to admin instead. What a go-getter!

As soon as Fluffdaddy "vacations" to the Cayman's, the spot is yours.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

So long as I draw breath nooner will never hold sway over this forum or my terrible, terrible posting.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvso-HGJqs4

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Mama Mia!



Mamma Mia!



Momma Miia!


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Meme Poker Party posted:

Mama Mia!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BOO on this probe.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Yvershek posted:

BOO on this probe.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

If they simply took a DirecTV car they wouldn't be dead. Idiots.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

That's a spicy meatfall!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Yvershek posted:

BOO on this probe.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Eyyy who ordered tha FALLfredo ova here?!

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