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Resident Evil: Doom House
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Nov 24, 2021 13:31
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Poohs Packin posted:Resident Evil: Doom House 
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Nov 24, 2021 13:32
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Sure the movies are bad but Milla Jovovich needs to put food on the table too
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Nov 24, 2021 15:08
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Treecko posted:Hit me up when they do the RE2 one. Unless there's Leons and Burk I don't have the energy to care. This is basically 1 and 2 combined from what I've seen. Leon and Claire end up at the mansion.
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Nov 24, 2021 16:00
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TBH the laser gate, the robot voice, and the soundtrack were the biggest stars of the 1st movie. When netflix spinoff?
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Nov 24, 2021 16:11
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Vampire Panties posted:TBH the laser gate, the robot voice, and the soundtrack were the biggest stars of the 1st movie. Every time I have to go into the crawl space I still say "you're all going to die down here" and I didn't even like the movie
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Nov 24, 2021 17:33
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It's been almost 20 years (!!) since I saw the first Resident Evil movie but I remember actually liking it okay overall and my main frustration was how little time it spent in the mansion. I had hopes for the second one as it brought in more familiar characters and settings, but when Milla Jovovich started pulling combos on Nemesis (and gained psychic powers at the end?!) I knew the movies had committed to going in some... other direction. Only saw bits and pieces of the rest
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Nov 25, 2021 01:38
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This is an angle I hadn't considered!
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Nov 25, 2021 05:11
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The Milla Jovovich movies own tho
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Nov 25, 2021 05:15
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Ya I loved the one where she stabbed some bad guys with a katana and also shot them in a vague futuristic dystopia
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Nov 25, 2021 05:20
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One time Milla Jovovich showed me her boobs behind the shed and she told me not to tell anyone but now I am but whatever she totally did
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Nov 25, 2021 05:26
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sure the movies are bad but Milla Jovovich needs to put food on the table too I think the first one is watchable
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Nov 25, 2021 05:29
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I liked the one where Mila ended up in Atlantis and the T-Virus infected the merpeople there
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Nov 25, 2021 05:46
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deep dish peat moss posted:I liked the one where Mila ended up in Atlantis and the T-Virus infected the merpeople there I cried during sex after that one. Too real.
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Nov 25, 2021 05:50
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I had resident evil 2 on the play station but i didnt play it because it was roo hard and scary the zombies always ate me and i died 2 spoopy ): Anyways, i would totes go see this movie if thst hot chick was still in it tho she was mad bangable
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Nov 25, 2021 05:53
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deep dish peat moss posted:I liked the one where Mila ended up in Atlantis and the T-Virus infected the merpeople there I've only seen bits and pieces of the films but from what I saw... I'd be willing to believe that.
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Nov 25, 2021 11:49
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I checked out Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City, and enjoyed me some good ol' honest B-movie horror fun. The movie looks great on the big screen (even the moments with iffy effects work feel like they're part of the visual flavor) and I appreciate the movie keeps a straight face for as long as it does, only getting tongue-in-cheek at the end (I would've preferred it keep it strictly sincere the whole way, but I admit it was amusing regardless) and a couple comic relief moments. Full disclosure: I almost literally wrote this movie back in the day, with serious overly-ambutious plans to submit a spec script to Constatin Film with exactly this movie's RE1&2-running-in-parallel setup (I even had Claire as the protagonist, too) just before they went ahead with the first Jovovich film. Watching this movie was pretty cathartic so I obviously have a huge bias! Though seeing it firsthand does make me realize that maybe cutting between the two storylines possibly wasn't 100% the brilliant idea my younger self thought, as it sometimes feels like they're just interrupting each other. It also lead to some streamlining of the cast - Wesker and Barry have been composited into a single character, for instance, and fans of Leon and Jill might not be too keen to see these two headliners in other games used as this movie's Hudson and Vasquez. But hey, it's genuine live-action Resident Evil on the big screen. I didn't know I still needed this in my life... hell, I still don't know if I did, but I'm glad I got it anyway.
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Nov 30, 2021 05:44
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Stray observation: there's a surprising amount of gratuitous beefcake in this movie. There are attractive women too, but only the men get treated like sex objects. One moment in particular features a naked Wesker grunting and writhing in pain and the way the camera frames him it almost looks like he's having an orgasm. My guess is either the filmmaker(s) tastes leaked onto the film or some market research revealed that this had particular appeal to Resident Evil fans. Not saying there's anything wrong with it! Just something I noticed is all.
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Nov 30, 2021 06:20
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Stray observation: there's a surprising amount of gratuitous beefcake in this movie. There are attractive women too, but only the men get treated like sex objects. One moment in particular features a naked Wesker grunting and writhing in pain and the way the camera frames him it almost looks like he's having an orgasm. 
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Nov 30, 2021 08:05
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the trailer for this looked really fun and i want to see it. i've never been a super huge fan of the RE series despite grabbing them all through the years in various sales, i finally beat RE7 and REmake last year during the pandemic and they were honestly pretty cool one of my college roommates though was an *insane* RE nerd so i picked up a bunch of game lore junk through osmosis, i know they would have squealed like an idiot the first time "ITCHY...TASTY" showed up during the teaser i only ever saw one of the original movies (Apocalypse) and only once at that but close to two decades later i still remember a few dumb quotes from it
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Dec 1, 2021 04:24
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I looked this up, never got around to Resident Evil 5. Does the rest of the game have this John Williams-sounding music in it?
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Dec 1, 2021 10:44
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I checked out Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City, and enjoyed me some good ol' honest B-movie horror fun. The movie looks great on the big screen (even the moments with iffy effects work feel like they're part of the visual flavor) and I appreciate the movie keeps a straight face for as long as it does, only getting tongue-in-cheek at the end (I would've preferred it keep it strictly sincere the whole way, but I admit it was amusing regardless) and a couple comic relief moments. Full disclosure: you're the worst poster on the forums. Shut your yap.
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Dec 1, 2021 12:09
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Big Beef City posted:Full disclosure: you're the worst poster on the forums. Shut your yap. Turn on your monitor
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Dec 1, 2021 17:55
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Big Beef City posted:Full disclosure: you're the worst poster on the forums. Shut your yap. keep trying buddy, maybe THIS time you’re an obnoxious no-content shithead it’ll be funny
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Dec 1, 2021 19:14
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:"Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" promises to be lovely in an authentically Resident Evil way and not just a "Milla Jovovich stars in another one of her husband's random action movies" way. why would anyone wanna watch this without Mila.
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Dec 1, 2021 19:16
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Rockman Reserve posted:keep trying buddy, maybe THIS time you’re an obnoxious no-content shithead it’ll be funny one day it might dawn on you that I'm not trying to be funny. Where as Sidney here puts a lot of effort into posts that suck rear end.
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Dec 1, 2021 19:33
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Big Beef City posted:one day it might dawn on you that I'm not trying to be funny. okay well then if you’re actually this stupid and miserable all the time that actually is pretty hilarious so carry on
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Dec 1, 2021 19:35
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Rockman Reserve posted:okay well then if you’re actually this stupid and miserable all the time that actually is pretty hilarious so carry on Have another probation melting down defending South Park. This will teach me the central tenants of how not to be stupid and miserable, Obi Wan.
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Dec 1, 2021 19:38
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And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on?"
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Dec 1, 2021 19:41
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Gettin sassy in here
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Dec 1, 2021 19:43
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Big Beef City posted:Where as Sidney here puts a lot of effort into posts that suck rear end. Hey it's the 2020s, alot of folks are into rear end sucking especially when a lot of effort is put into it, don't judge. Sentinel posted:Half the movie will realistically show the tracking down of keys for doors in highly inconvenient locations. McGavin posted:The line "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" better be in this movie. Both of these get shout-outs.
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Dec 2, 2021 00:51
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Extra row of tits posted:This looks like a cheap Netflix movie and will have zero appeal to the public. Called it.
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Dec 8, 2021 18:23
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Big Beef City posted:One time Milla Jovovich showed me her boobs behind the shed and she told me not to tell anyone but now I am but whatever she totally did I don't think those qualify as boobs.
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Dec 9, 2021 01:44
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Hasselblad posted:I don't think those qualify as boobs. Woah we got a boob expert here
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Dec 9, 2021 09:35
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Nooner posted:I had resident evil 2 on the play station but i didnt play it because it was roo hard and scary the zombies always ate me and i died 2 spoopy ): Nooners last sentence is really all that needs to be stated and I think the thread can close
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Dec 9, 2021 09:37
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I liked the Milla Jovovich movies
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Dec 9, 2021 11:55
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the new one isn't available on a streaming service yet so i put on the first jovo movie, gonna marathon the first two maybe
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Dec 9, 2021 12:39
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Before watching these movies you should eat psychedelics and then go do something else.
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Dec 9, 2021 12:45
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About this bad house, this residence of evil, that people inadvertently enter much to their own detriment; I think it should be condemned. I'm sure there's a local council that would be more than happy to sign what ever legal documents that need to be signed to have it torn down if they were informed of its negative effects on local health rates not to mention land values.
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Dec 9, 2021 12:52
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i completely forgot that Coal Chamber of all bands is on the Resident Evil movie OST
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Dec 9, 2021 13:02
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