Why are there so many fucking rules for eating hotdogs?

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Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Think how much happier he�d be if there was a carrot in that bun.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 06:14

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# ? May 24, 2024 17:47

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Eatin a hotdog out of a buttcrack with ketchup and mustard, soakin up the gluten free lifestyle.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 07:38

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

Still haven�t seen a single good Texas chili recipe. I thought GBS had Chili Opinions.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 08:39

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Betty Wight posted:

Still haven’t seen a single good Texas chili recipe. I thought GBS had Chili Opinions.

Here is a good texas chili recipe for ya:

~*~*~FARTZZZZ~*~*~

# ? Feb 19, 2022 08:42

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

Nooner posted:

Here is a good texas chili recipe for ya:

~*~*~FARTZZZZ~*~*~

Thanks nooner

# ? Feb 19, 2022 08:58

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Texas sucks rear end HTH

# ? Feb 19, 2022 08:58

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

its all nice on rice posted:

Texas sucks rear end HTH

Unfortunately their chili is the best. Sorry bean likers.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 09:02

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

have you ever noticed there are also a lot of rules about eating human anuses too really makes u think :thunk:

# ? Feb 19, 2022 09:09

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Mozi posted:

i've heard of pork barrel politics but this is ridiculous

# ? Feb 19, 2022 09:34

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

By popular demand posted:

Look at the loser cant even eat a wiener properly!
No refinement on this mouth!

Don't mock young mouth on this site

# ? Feb 19, 2022 12:14

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I wonder what Sgt Chowdowns pay grade is now or if he was able to retire by now. An American hero.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 12:16

corn haver: Mar 28, 2020

Big Beef City posted:

I wonder what Sgt Chowdowns pay grade is now or if he was able to retire by now. An American hero.

when he went to take the last bite in that picture, the little nub end of the hot dog fell out of the bun to the floor and he just walked away. he was dishonorably discharged after they found out about this.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 15:21

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Yaldabaoth posted:

I decided to look up wikipedia and found this:

So if these rules are a hold over from the days when people in germany ate hot dogs to commemorate the crowning of royalty then I can understand where all this bullshit etiquette came from. Wouldn't want to offend medieval royalty and get tortured to death.

Thank you doctor. Now do the time warp

# ? Feb 19, 2022 15:53

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

i take it you're a professional when it comes to eating weiners OP

# ? Feb 19, 2022 16:00

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

What's a rule if no one enforces it? Eat your cheap sausages however you want. The Frank Squad is a myth.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 16:37

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

TengenNewsEditor posted:

I hate 2 break it to you but their meats are grilled on a regular rear end charcoal grill

# ? Feb 19, 2022 18:19

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

apparently though a lot of people use broiling and grilling interchangeably so to them, i am wrong when i said nobody broils hot dogs.

to me the broiler is that just that extra thing underneath the main part of the oven.

# ? Feb 19, 2022 18:21

TengenNewsEditor: Apr 3, 2004

isn't that charbroiler erasure doctor dogballs

# ? Feb 19, 2022 18:29

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

look buddy i already admitted i might be wrong from some other person's perspective

that's the best you'll get out of me

Doctor Dogballs fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Feb 19, 2022

# ? Feb 19, 2022 18:34

Trollologist: Mar 3, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

List of rules to eat hot dogs:

1. Add heat to hot dog (optional)

2. Place hot dog into open mouth (or anus)

3. Chew until mush (or do anal keegals)

4. Swallow hot dog mush (or reverse fart it into your colon)

# ? Feb 19, 2022 18:40

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

quote:

reverse fart it into your colon)

# ? Feb 20, 2022 04:47

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Tradition, dogma, and tribalism attaches itself to every human endeavor, including food op. Hope this helps.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 12:24

GEEKABALL: May 30, 2011; Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!; Fun Shoe

its all nice on rice posted:

The only rule is to enjoy that dog.

Thank you for your service.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 13:16

Dr. Stab: Sep 12, 2010; 👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

How to eat a hotdog: no toppings, separate the wieners from the buns, eat them 4 at a time. While eating the wieners, dip the buns in water. Eat the mushy buns while separating the next set of dogs. Keep going until you vomit.

# ? Feb 23, 2022 13:48

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

quote:

Don't...

Use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18.

Agree with this one to be honest

# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:05

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Any new hot dog legislation pass this week?

# ? Feb 24, 2022 00:07

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

I've posted these in previous dog threads, created by advice that was shared here in GBS. I'll serve them at a BBQ maybe once a year.

Bacon wrapped kosher dogs with a red onion and pepper based chutney. Stove top and grill are both used.

Ingredients:

Chutney:

Prep: As someone previously posted, I've since learned that pre-cooking the bacon about half way first is critical. And that is lard on the buns. It has a higher burn temperature than butter, because this is all going on the grill, and you don't want to gently caress up your bread.

Final product:

I think the proper bun is the most challenging, and I don't care what you pick, but too big of a bun creates a ratio of too much bread for the size of the dog.

As for the rules, if its a BBQ with a dozen people or more, heck yeah use paper napkins and paper plates. I don't want to wash all of those dishes.

# ? Feb 24, 2022 18:08

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

i like mine with mustard, onion and dill relish ty

# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:27

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

# ? Feb 24, 2022 19:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Nothing beats a bagel dog

# ? Feb 24, 2022 22:16

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i went to costco and the hot dog place was closed

# ? Feb 24, 2022 22:55

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

i went to costco and the hot dog place was closed

# ? Feb 24, 2022 22:55

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Internetjack posted:

I've posted these in previous dog threads, created by advice that was shared here in GBS. I'll serve them at a BBQ maybe once a year.

Bacon wrapped kosher dogs with a red onion and pepper based chutney. Stove top and grill are both used.

Ingredients:

Chutney:

Prep: As someone previously posted, I've since learned that pre-cooking the bacon about half way first is critical. And that is lard on the buns. It has a higher burn temperature than butter, because this is all going on the grill, and you don't want to gently caress up your bread.

Final product:

I think the proper bun is the most challenging, and I don't care what you pick, but too big of a bun creates a ratio of too much bread for the size of the dog.

As for the rules, if its a BBQ with a dozen people or more, heck yeah use paper napkins and paper plates. I don't want to wash all of those dishes.

I'd let that happen :wink:

# ? Feb 24, 2022 23:06

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# ? May 24, 2024 17:47

runnypoops: Mar 26, 2016; been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Son if I see ketchup on your hot dog after your 18th birthday I'm throwing haymakers

# ? Feb 24, 2022 23:12

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