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https://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette Look at this poo poo. Are there really people out there counting the exact number of bites it takes them to eat one lest they offend the hot dog council? Why are people so pretentious about a tube of rat anuses?
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Feb 18, 2022 18:35
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Look at the loser cant even eat a wiener properly! No refinement on this mouth!
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Feb 18, 2022 18:36
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I figure stuff like hot dog rules started as poor people mocking the habits of the wealthy and then everyone just kinda forgot that it was done in satire.
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Feb 18, 2022 18:38
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Browsing the Americana thread has taught me that people get weird about hot dogs probably more so than any other junk food. It's like the pineapple on pizza debate on steroids.
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Feb 18, 2022 18:39
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first rule of eating hotdogs... don't talk about eating hotdogs
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More than half of that list is just stupid If I'm eating a fully loaded chili dog in one of those paper trays and can't even see the dog itself due to amount of chili, cheese, and onions (and brother that better be the case) you can suckle my friggin balls if you're offended I use a plastic fork to eat it rather than attempt the literal equivalent of eating slop from a bucket with my hands
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Feb 18, 2022 18:42
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BluPotato posted:I figure stuff like hot dog rules started as poor people mocking the habits of the wealthy and then everyone just kinda forgot that it was done in satire. No you see they have rules because they're snobbish. We have rules because our way is correct and everyone else is wrong
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Feb 18, 2022 18:42
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I wasn't aware there were rules until now. I'm calling bullshit on the first one, put the frank in the bun AFTER the dressings. Stuff will still fall out but at least not as much. Also, it's a hotdog - trashy food made for trashy condiments. Ketchup is fine for all ages.
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Feb 18, 2022 18:43
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Valko posted:I wasn't aware there were rules until now. I'm calling bullshit on the first one, put the frank in the bun AFTER the dressings. Stuff will still fall out but at least not as much. Also, it's a hotdog - trashy food made for trashy condiments. Ketchup is fine for all ages. I become so enraged upon hearing this I do a spinning heel kick that instantly and brutally decapitates you while simultaneously firing you garbage dog directly into the trash while everyone screams and cheers
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Feb 18, 2022 18:45
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Big Beef City posted:More than half of that list is just stupid DON’T PUT SO MANY TOPPINGS ON YOUR GODDAMN HOT DOG! gently caress!!
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Feb 18, 2022 18:52
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Big Beef City posted:I become so enraged upon hearing this I do a spinning heel kick that instantly and brutally decapitates you while simultaneously firing you garbage dog directly into the trash while everyone screams and cheers Wouldn't be a GBS food thread unless you came in and got dramatically angry about how everyone is wrong but you. Anyhow, these days I'll only eat a hotdog if I get it from a German at the xmas food fairs in the city. 2 inch thick, 12 inch long bratwurst in a crusty baguette with fried onions and sriracha, mmmmm. That wasn't always the case. I used to buy cheap franks from Lidl and put them on bridge rolls with a smear of ketchup down one side of the bun, raw onion, tobasco and gherkins down the other. They were gone in two bites - I often ate three at a time. That was in my 20's, I'm more careful about what I eat now.
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Feb 18, 2022 18:58
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drat, there have been a lot of cheaters at the hotdog eating contests i've watched
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Yaldabaoth posted:It's like the pineapple on pizza debate on steroids. I serve pizza most days. Every time there's pineapple on it, I'm not sure if it's the same guy or if it's just the same archetype of guy, but some rear end in a top hat comes by the serving line and, in a lovely, moronic white Californian surfer bro accent he says, "Pineapple on pizza? I don't know, man! Kinda weird!" I want to jump over the counter and slap the poo poo out of him. We've been putting pineapple on pizza since World War Two, you twat.
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American poverty There's nothing cool about it, no matter how much they try. Its very basic low quality food elevated because of damaged pride and shame. There's nothing shameful though, except the attitude.
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COSTCO ALL BEEF HOT DOG AND 20oz SODA (With Refill) BITCH
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Chinatown posted:COSTCO ALL BEEF HOT DOG AND 20oz SODA (With Refill) This is so loving true Mustard, Tomato sauce, Relish, and onions from that weird crank handle thing Its not slicing the onions gtfo
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Feb 18, 2022 19:21
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I break hot dog rules every time I get some Hebrew Nattys or Nathan's ALL BEEF dogs, wrap em in the pre-cooked bacon, then wrap that in a crescent roll and cook em in the oven. A regular bacon wrapped crescent dog can serve as a main course alongside some sides like beans, fries or even a salad, or you can make em with those little cocktail size dogs for a nice appetizer or finger food for a party.
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Feb 18, 2022 19:28
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They had to make a rule about hotdog backdoor eating after an unconventional victory back in '79
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numberoneposter posted:might fire up the grill and roast some weenies this weekend mite put it on the menu
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Taking off the intestinal skin and eating it first, separately, and calling it a luxury. Unconventional but it was a winner.
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Everything about this screams satire to me. The headline describing hot dogs as "America's sacred food" The bun preference "Sun-dried tomato buns or basil buns are considered gauche with franks." And likewise the condemnation of sending thank you notes to a host of a bbq because hotdogs are so unpretentious lmao The five bite rule  The express damnation of wiping or washing your hands after consuming hot dogs. And the coup de grâce, there's never a wrong time for hot dogs? There's so many other dos and don'ts, time of day being irrelevant is an impossibility in my mind. So yeah like BluPotato said it's either 100 percent satire or was originally satire and now everyone has too many brainworms to know that was the case.
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Feb 18, 2022 19:48
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I've had it up to here with your rules
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Making rules in Highschool about eating a Le Snak Being an adult and bitching about hotdog rules Theres no difference
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I decided to look up wikipedia and found this:quote:The word "frankfurter" comes from Frankfurt, Germany, where pork sausages similar to hot dogs originated.[9] These sausages, Frankfurter Würstchen, were known since the 13th century and given to the people on the event of imperial coronations, starting with the coronation of Maximilian II, Holy Roman Emperor, as King. "Wiener" refers to Vienna, Austria (German: Wien), home to a sausage made of a mixture of pork and beef.[10] Johann Georg Lahner, an 18th/19th century butcher from the Franconian city of Coburg, is said to have brought the Frankfurter Würstchen to Vienna, where he added beef to the mixture and simply called it Frankfurter.[11] Nowadays, in German-speaking countries, except Austria, hot dog sausages are called Wiener or Wiener Würstchen (Würstchen means "little sausage"), to differentiate them from the original pork-only mixture from Frankfurt. In Swiss German, it is called Wienerli, while in Austria the terms Frankfurter or Frankfurter Würstel are used. So if these rules are a hold over from the days when people in germany ate hot dogs to commemorate the crowning of royalty then I can understand where all this bullshit etiquette came from. Wouldn't want to offend medieval royalty and get tortured to death.
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I'm gonna eat trash my trash food, but it has to be classy It's like when hamburgers and sliders became a "fancy" restaurant item Chinatown posted:COSTCO ALL BEEF HOT DOG AND 20oz SODA (With Refill) gently caress yeah. Was trying to figure out lunch today. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Feb 18, 2022 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:I decided to look up wikipedia and found this: Yes the 13th century Germans are famous for their use of paper plates and napkins, but only when eating frankfurters during coronation ceremonies.
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The proper etiquette for eating a weiner involves not using your hands
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My small town nowhere has a pizza with no crust Good hot dogs only uses Piers Bakery Potato rolls From my state even though its mass produced, distributed widely and they suck but no one says that. The good sausage used pigs from all 51 states? Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Feb 18, 2022 |
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About to go to a traditional hotdog ceremony, see you in 3 hours
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm gonna eat trash my trash food, but it has to be classy Was there a time when hamburgers were NOT restaurant items or...?
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I put ketchup on hotdogs. Not because I love it, but so that I can start a fistfight
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Let’s talk about what really matters here: boiled > broiled
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*me, slowly deep throating and then removing a hot dog only to keep repeating this while children begin to cry at the church picnic* Oh what this IS classy DAD
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Brother Tadger posted:Let’s talk about what really matters here: boiled > broiled Grilled
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Jesus would have been hella more popular if he transubstantiated into a hotdog
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Big Beef City posted:Was there a time when hamburgers were NOT restaurant items or...? I meant like a gourmet item at fancy restaurants. Here's your open-face deconstructed goat cheese hamburger on artisan bread with a quail egg on top.
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