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For canada day I got bit by 500 million horse flies which is almost like being shot so I'm there with u in spirit my southern brothers or sisters or mom's idk
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Jul 4, 2022 21:07
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN  
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Jul 4, 2022 21:15
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You fuckin canadians don't get to listen to the song!!!! Unless I'm mixing you up with someone else
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Jul 4, 2022 21:16
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN And I won't forget the men who died and hosed and sucked my D
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Jul 4, 2022 21:16
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I think I'm actually with trumpers on that one. When there's a solar eclipse I take a few quick glimpses with my eyes. Watching them with weird little boxes alone is proper lame
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Jul 4, 2022 21:19
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Love how the lyrics for "Born in the USA" are about a vet getting used and hosed over by America but the music itself makes it sound like the vet is all proud and patriotic to let America treat him like a disposable tool. Makes it better fit the mentality of a lot of so-called patriots.
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Jul 4, 2022 21:30
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Yaldabaoth posted:Love how the lyrics for "Born in the USA" are about a vet getting used and hosed over by America but the music itself makes it sound like the vet is all proud and patriotic to let America treat him like a disposable tool. Makes it better fit the mentality of a lot of so-called patriots. Oh I love this stuff. I also saw a video of a bunch of Trumpers dancing around to Killing in the Name of lol.
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Jul 4, 2022 21:40
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Yankee my doodle
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Jul 4, 2022 21:55
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And I'm proud to do a dookie fart, then poop and piss my pee, and I won't eat the piss that shat, and barfed that cock on me and I'll gladly cum turd and piss my rear end today
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Jul 4, 2022 22:33
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Chinatown posted:if u pay more than $5 for a dog u certified dumbass   Everyone knows that the Doobiest Maximas is a scam
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Jul 4, 2022 22:33
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A mass shooting on Stupid America Day is really fitting (I feel very bad for the victims and their families)
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Jul 4, 2022 23:36
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gently caress America op
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Jul 4, 2022 23:40
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Lawman 0 posted:gently caress America op 
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Jul 4, 2022 23:41
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Lawman 0 posted:gently caress America op yeah
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Jul 4, 2022 23:46
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Imo if your pussy dog hides in fear tonight from celebrating goddamn freedom you should celebrate some freedom the old yeller way with your busted dog
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Jul 5, 2022 00:00
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Nooner posted:
Lol, I forgot what a mess that menu is.
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Interviewer: Well... Where are you coming from? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: (pause) Well... I don't like the way the country's ran, don't you know, and, erm... that's pretty much what i was expressing in my poem. The government... the American government - they're sneaky, they're very deceitful, they're liars, they're cheats, they're rip-offs. I mean, the American government is one systematic government that...that nobody can trust. I don't trust them myself. Interviewer: And how long have you been writing for? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Huh? Interviewer: How long have you been writing for? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Since I was four. Interviewer: Do you do this sort of thing a lot, like, open-mic kinda questions? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Oh, I love open-mics, I love coming here to do open-mics, absolutely. Interviewer: What kind of reactions do you usually get? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Usually, people are... are pretty much in agreement with what I'm saying. Interviewer: We overheard you before talking about... you went to court today for a speeding ticket? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: That's accurate. Interviewer: right. Do you wanna tell us that story? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes, absolutely, I wouldn't mind telling you the story. Erm... I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody, " I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket ...and I'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the gently caress to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your loving mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take any poo poo." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god drat judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." And I left it at that. Then, before I left, I turned around and told the judge "I'm here to state who I am and be honest with you." I said "If they thought I was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when I first got it? Yes they would." And the judge says "Yeah, you have a point, " He goes "You don't need to get loud, " I said "Don't get loud?" I says "I've got every right to get loud." I says "You can't do a god drat thing about it, because I'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. You think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the goddamn river for 20 years? Well you're not." And I left it at that. Interviewer: Did you walk away? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes I did... I don't like the judicial system, I don't like the government system, I don't like the police, I don't like anything to do with this country's government. I just don't like it, because... they're sneaky, like I said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, they rip people off. That's the American government for you. America is a third world country, and people don't recognise it... and I think that that's pretty god drat sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum. Interviewer: Well... Do you have any weapons? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Yes, I do. I own a high-powered assault rifle, I own a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun, I own a regular shotgun, I own a regular hunting rifle, I own a 9mm, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, and, erm... I own an m-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle... Interviewer: Do you think things are gonna get better before they get worse? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: No way. Things are just gonna get worse and keep on getting worse. Like I said, America's a third world country as it is and... and we're just basically in a hopeless situation as it stands. Interviewer: What do you think this country's gonna look like in the year 2003? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Y'know, I'll tell you the truth - nothing against you guys, but I don't wanna answer that question because... I haven't even got a mind that's that...that inhumane. Interviewer: are you ready for what's coming? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Ready as I'll ever be. Most people aren't. There's a little saying... Dates back for generations... Interviewer: Go on... Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Be prepared for anything at any time from anybody, don't take no poo poo, always stand your ground. People wanna come up to me and run their mouth - guess what? I'll throw them through the loving window... I won't think a thing of it. Interviewer: Would you mind reciting your poem for us? Blaise Bailey Finnegan III: Not at all, I don't see why... I don't see why I couldn't. There's an evil virus that's threatening mankind It's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind The muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite A menace to society, a social disease To brainwash the mind is a social disorder The cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order Watching beginnings of social decay Gloating and sneering at life's disarray Eating away at your own self esteem Pouncing on every word that you might be saying To attack someone's mind is a social disorder The constitution, the government, martial law order Superficially smiling a shake of the hand As soon as your back is turned treason is planned When every good thing's laid to rest By the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies And every time you think you're safe And when you go to turn away You know they're sharpening all their knives All in your mind All in your head Try to relate it All in your mind All in your head Try to escape it Without a conscience they destroy And that's a thing that they enjoy They're a sickness that's in all of our minds They want to sink the ship and leave The way they laugh at you and me You know it happens all the time But it only happens in your mind The rats in the cellar you know who you are... 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From the... town of Bedrock...
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They say America is full of false christians but what if we're wrong about Jesus and the "false" christians are actually doing exactly what he wants?
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about 2 more official hours of this horseshit ut people are gonna be lighting them off for the rest of the week anyway probs unless the news is right and the next few days are gonna be rainy 
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Jul 5, 2022 02:44
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oh really, is that hosed to you well that's stoopid.
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Jul 5, 2022 02:48
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I can't imagine celebrating July 4th right now or ever again I'll wait for the next revolution
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Jul 5, 2022 02:57
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Lmfao hahaha doobiest maximas is still funny af
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Jul 5, 2022 03:03
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i got a hot dog it was p dece
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Jul 5, 2022 03:08
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Professor Shark posted:
Not need. We’ve decided it’s okay and just part of daily life at this point. It’s apparently what the Founding Fathers and God intended. Save your tears and know that you live in the greatest country in the world.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Not need. America literally practices child sacrifice lol
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https://twitter.com/NRA/status/1543952330235777024?t=vCi8B1uEf23QCeJlamUUfQ&s=19
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Chinatown posted:America literally practices child sacrifice lol Pretty much. Mount Rushmore must be bathed in the blood of innocents on a weekly basis to ensure freedom is free and a hospital stay can bankrupt a family.
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Jul 5, 2022 03:17
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Nooner posted:
yelp listing is still up https://yelp.to/vGxtyl15orb 
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Jul 5, 2022 03:19
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Bip Roberts posted:Imo if your pussy dog hides in fear tonight from celebrating goddamn freedom you should celebrate some freedom the old yeller way with your busted dog gently caress off troll.
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Jul 5, 2022 03:22
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Knot My President! posted:yelp listing is still up  Lmfao
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Jul 5, 2022 03:22
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Wait when did Doobies open back up
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Jul 5, 2022 03:30
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Nooner posted:
Doobie, getting the signs back from the printers: "No Jews, no Blacks, good, good, no.... poo poo"
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Bip Roberts posted:Imo if your pussy dog hides in fear tonight from celebrating goddamn freedom you should celebrate some freedom the old yeller way with your busted dog 
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Jul 5, 2022 03:38
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I hope zendaya is having a nice 4th. She seems pretty cool.
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Jul 5, 2022 03:47
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do you loving idiots actuall celebrate this? jesus christ
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roomtone posted:do you loving idiots actuall celebrate this? we grilled hamburgers yesterday 
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wheres the cheese wheres the bacon jfc
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roomtone posted:do you loving idiots actuall celebrate this? Do you hate freedom?
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