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Dang it, my bottle is all out of voice of mermaid and I can't substitute anything other than scream of virgin. Anyone got a virgin around to scream into the cauldron? Mine is off visiting his grandmother
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Slaan posted:Dang it, my bottle is all out of voice of mermaid and I can't substitute anything other than scream of virgin. Anyone got a virgin around to scream into the cauldron? Mine is off visiting his grandmother Uh, er, no my screams wouldn't work...of course not. In fact, I'll just stand further away from the cauldron so my vast sexual prowess doesn't accidentally ruin the potion.
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Oct 12, 2023 16:08
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Oh you said "scream"? ...I'll just dump this in the loo, brb
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Sorry I'm late guys, there was a great sale on broomsticks at Costco!
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Oct 12, 2023 16:19
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Did I miss the part where we smooch with the devil?
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Oct 12, 2023 16:20
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Are we sure that this recipe calls for a cauldron, chef? I was thinking this is probably more of a bain-marie situation.
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Oct 12, 2023 17:54
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Animal-Mother posted:Are we sure that this recipe calls for a cauldron, chef? I was thinking this is probably more of a bain-marie situation. Bane Marie is stirring the pot!
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Oct 12, 2023 18:25
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Buttchocks posted:Bane Marie is stirring the pot! Bane Marie goes to all that effort lifting weights to enhance her stirring, and this is the thanks she gets???
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Oct 12, 2023 19:42
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Couldn't we, like, just use an InstantCauld? This would be done by now. Literally. Just like, cuts the cook time in eighths. Shut UP, Hazel, eighths isn't a funny weed reference. An eighth of the time. Like a fraction. Not a fraction of an ounce. You numpty.
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Oct 13, 2023 12:49
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Triple triple, froth and dribble. Dash of frog and doggy nipples.
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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm
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Randy Travesty posted:Couldn't we, like, just use an InstantCauld? This would be done by now. Literally. Just like, cuts the cook time in eighths. I'm a tradwitch. Anyhow, it's not "cooking", this is a complex chemical reaction. There's no shortcuts.
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"Hail and well met my witches, today we're going to brew up a classic curse in my new retro style cauldron! Remember to smash that like button, subscribe to the channel, and hit the bell icon so you never miss a Sabbath. And if you want to see longer brewing videos, head over to my Patreon where subscribers get uncut hexes one moon early. But before we dive into the curse brewing, first here's a word from this video's sponsor; RAID Shadow Legends!"
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You have received 10 HECATOKENS from Thane_of_Cawdor: "Love the spell-'cast Graymalkin, keep it up! poggers" Hail to thee, Thane_of_Cawdor!
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Brawnfire posted:I'm a tradwitch. Yeah, I had an apprentice who tried to substitute a glorified pressure cooker for a cauldron once. Key words in that previous sentence are "had," "tried," and "once."
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Oct 13, 2023 16:10
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W.T. Fits posted:Yeah, I had an apprentice who tried to substitute a glorified pressure cooker for a cauldron once. A familiar tale.
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Oct 13, 2023 16:36
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I brought some blood of children, in case anyone wants to go on Tinder later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KO2IjWI9fA I guess I'm officially a Visual Novel author now:
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Brawnfire posted:You have received 10 HECATOKENS from Thane_of_Cawdor: "Love the spell-'cast Graymalkin, keep it up! poggers" Gravitas Shortfall posted:"Hail and well met my witches, today we're going to brew up a classic curse in my new retro style cauldron! Remember to smash that like button, subscribe to the channel, and hit the bell icon so you never miss a Sabbath. And if you want to see longer brewing videos, head over to my Patreon where subscribers get uncut hexes one moon early. But before we dive into the curse brewing, first here's a word from this video's sponsor; RAID Shadow Legends!" Okay, who's got their ipad out during the potion brewing? Can we please try to adhere to some standards of... earbuds? What earbuds, I don't have earbuds in--
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I call it "stank powder" but really it's just the kickin' chili lime barbecue rub from Kroger. Yeah, in the square container. You can put it on anything.
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Oct 14, 2023 00:03
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I'm gonna pour some tears and blood in the cauldron.
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Oct 14, 2023 01:12
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now it’s really stinky!!
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weekend's here, time for some frozen potiontinis
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Cauldron overflowing, need new cauldron I looked on Facebook marketplace but they’re only small hobby ones.
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Please put on an apron and a hairnet. You can be skyclad under the apron. Yes, the High Priestess gave dispensation for this because we don’t need another incident so OSHA can come poking around.
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Oct 14, 2023 13:37
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Look, do we really want to double toil and trouble? Those are two things I kinda don't like. Just going out on a limb and saying, maybe we could instead halve it.
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Ummm I don't know if you were at orientation but what's foul is fair, and vice versa.
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Whybird posted:Look, do we really want to double toil and trouble? Those are two things I kinda don't like. Just going out on a limb and saying, maybe we could instead halve it. So I'm with you about not just having any toil and trouble raw, but you know when you add in all the other ingredients they really do add to the taste. Like it's really not strong at all, but it just adds a very subtle sharpness to it.
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Oct 14, 2023 16:00
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Exactly! You'll get it when the hurly-burly's done.
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I find that the terroir of the potion ingredients really matters. Grave moss from under a gnarled oak is just gonna have more tannins and depth of flavor than grave moss hanging off the sides of a decrepit marble tomb.
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Whoa what the gently caress are you doing just hanging out by the sputtering green fire? I don’t pay you to sit on your skyclad rear end. I don’t care if the lunch rush is not for a few hours, if you got time to stew you got time to brew.
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Whybird posted:Look, do we really want to double toil and trouble? Those are two things I kinda don't like. Just going out on a limb and saying, maybe we could instead halve it. Is double double toil and trouble equal to ((T1 + T2)*2)*2, or is it (T1+T2)*(T1+T2)*(T1+T2)? Do I have to use the quadratic equation?
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Uh… I probably should have asked earlier; are we using gallons and ounces or liters and grams? 
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oh my, has anyone tasted this recently?
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I got some crab boil and a pre-ban Four Loko to liven things up.
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Itchy_Grundle posted:I got some crab boil and a pre-ban Four Loko to liven things up. Old school Four Loko?! What evil did you have to do to get your hands on that stuff, you sicko? Just kidding, girl, you're wild, let's do this
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Fat Albert in a can posted:Uh… I probably should have asked earlier; are we using gallons and ounces or liters and grams? Doesn’t matter, it’ll all taste good in the end
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I brought a couple of potatoes but they keep screaming so like, it's really hard to cut them into smaller pieces. Also that multiplies the screams. They might be my former housemates btw. Sorry. I got a little blazed last night and they were unchill about the whole "giant satanic dick and balls" on the table but I tried explaining that heady glass is art and they wouldn't let it go and I lost my temper a little. Anyway if someone else wants to cut up the potatoes and throw em in, I'll run to the Aldi for some more pumpkin spice pita chips and dessert hummus.
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Sorry I'm late! I had to wait until the brinded cat hath mewed thrice before I could get out of there. I brought the poisoned entrails and the toad that under cold stone days and nights hath 31, sweltered venom sleeping got. Ah, hell, they were supposed to boil first in the charmed pot! Should I just add them now? Maybe boil them in a smaller cauldron so they don't go in raw?
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potion craft: alchemist simulator is a fun vidya game and I recommend it to everyone itt
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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The store was out of Hawaiian punch. Is Ecto-cooler ok?
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