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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Does your business use the blockchain OP?

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




thinking i could be an avatar broker of some kind

i don’t make the avs and i don’t apply them, but more of a grease the wheels kinda guy, finding people who need avs and people who make avs or redtexts and bringing them together

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Gonna start a laundry mat because of a post on TikTok

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Looking 4 Angel Investor

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Got a great name for the new business: Doobie’s Doghouses!

I made a kickstarter, please chip in!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'll be back in 20. Boss just called and told me to go buy all the iTunes gift cards I can from Best Buy.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



i got a small loan from my parents for only 10 million dollars, im thinking of starting a dog house realty service

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
starting a boxing gym that's also 30% waffle house

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

starting a boxing gym that's also 30% waffle house

Do you serve coffee? Fancy coffee?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

redshirt posted:

Do you serve coffee? Fancy coffee?

yes but it's subscription based and you have to download our app to order it or we'll punch you in the mouth.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Employees must bring own pens - Mgmt

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
im gonna need a loaner i left my penis at home.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

treasure bear posted:

that's good, we should also have a separate sign for saying when we're closed

Alright guys we exceeded our sign budget by 100%! Who approved this??

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
my new business is selling signs that have "open" on one side and "closed" on the other.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Cigarette breaks are for smokers only. Anyone caught taking a cigarette break without smoking must smoke an entire pack or they will have their hours reduced.

- Mgmt

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Water is for closers.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Rad-daddio posted:

my new business is selling signs that have "open" on one side and "closed" on the other.
I hear those boys in R&D are working on hours of operation. Gonna revolutionize the whole industry.

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
Sorry you can't have a raise for the next 2 years. My daughter Tiffany needed a new car

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

My constant insistence that my business is non viable if minimum wage is raised even slightly does not, I repeat, does not reflect in any way that my small business doesn’t actually work. Just clearing that up.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


Honestly, that's such a small price to pay for not having to push credit cards no one wants that I would eat the cost every time just to not do it.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



artisanal hand-drawn hand-etched PCB design for teledildonics controllers

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*starts change.org petition to repeal the 13th amendment*

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Don't forget there will be an all staff meeting tomorrow morning tomorrow. Who signed up to bring donuts?

CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
Designing strip mall offices for web site owners

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Do I NEED an F-450?

No.

But if I can tax deduct it AND the gas, why the heck not?

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

I'm going to be an esthetician.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The bank won't give me a loan

I'ma ask some internet guys for a vent hood

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Rad-daddio posted:

my new business is selling signs that have "open" on one side and "closed" on the other.

My business makes signs that say 0pen then say cLosep when turned upside down.

We used AI, so we don't have to pay a designer.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

"Gone Fishin" nameplate over the front door of the Kenzai Massage Temple

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sophy Wackles posted:

Does your business use the blockchain OP?

Yeah, that's what makes my coffee shop in the lovely part of town a success!

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed
Sorry I forgot to put your wages in your account this month, I swear I'll have it in by cob next Monday

mortarr
Apr 28, 2005

frozen meat at high speed
Yes, that is my wife's new Mercedes, why do you ask?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Sorry, I only accept small money

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You're gonna be a big business one day. Aren't you? Huh? Aren't you?

Who's gonna be the biggest business ever? That's right! You are!

*gasps*

Look! It's selling tiny shoes.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
You will be paid double in exposure [to my abosolutly demented opinions on the race, sexual orientation and religious practices of the children in the schools who's windows we will be washing] bring your own ladder, bucket and sponge.
what? well, yeah, you will be washing them, I uh, cant be within 500 meters because of my uhm, religious observances.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

You know there's a real gap in the market for small batch baked goods and coffee. Say, with *spins wheel* all organic ingredients.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
thats twice this week you have spent more than 6 minutes and 30 seconds in the toilet.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
The code for the back door is our address, the wifi password is letmein, the public wifi is open though we all just use that.

Our ceo put bitdefender on your company laptop to keep it safe anyway. Uhhh oh yeah... ignore the warning about XP support ending, it works great for us and we don't need support anyway

Beer is there and there. Coffee is there. Bathroom. My office. There is the kitchenette/bike closet. Welcome aboard!

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CoffeeBoofer
Dec 10, 2023

by Pragmatica
My PPE loan was forgiven. I used it all to buy crypto

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