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Ask me what the secret is to a good joke. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/904041787345575936
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Bullfrog posted:what the gently caress 
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Sep 2, 2017 19:06
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By the time Mueller finishes, Trump won't be mentally competent enough to stand trial. 
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Sep 2, 2017 19:07
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every now and then i have to remind myself that this man is the president of the united states of america
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Sep 2, 2017 19:08
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FizFashizzle posted:Ask me what the secret is to a good joke.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:09
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I know this happened 400 years ago when our ancestors were laying the very first tubes for what would become the internet, but unsurprisingly the DOJ confirms no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump tower. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/904041394205057026
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Zwabu posted:Have the Trump people ever given indication yet of defunding Obama's big neuroscience initiative? The one thing that Dr. Token convinces Donnie to save. during the 1 hour a day he isn't sleeping.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:11
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farraday posted:I know this happened 400 years ago when our ancestors were laying the very first tubes for what would become the internet, but unsurprisingly the DOJ confirms no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump tower. Maybe Trump will fire Sessions over this.
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farraday posted:I know this happened 400 years ago when our ancestors were laying the very first tubes for what would become the internet, but unsurprisingly the DOJ confirms no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump tower. Are you saying...the president lied to america? 
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Sep 2, 2017 19:12
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Also do the trade deals with S. Korea include/affect hardware prices? Again I'm going to love how nerds on Reddite say they love paying 2000$ for ram and video cards.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:14
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Ventana posted:Are you saying...the president lied to america? It was a long time ago and records from that era are spotty, anyone could have been President at the time.
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farraday posted:I know this happened 400 years ago when our ancestors were laying the very first tubes for what would become the internet, but unsurprisingly the DOJ confirms no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump tower. I know this is a running joke around here but holy poo poo that really feels like an eternity ago.
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Nothus posted:By the time Mueller finishes, Trump won't be mentally competent enough to stand trial. You think he is now?
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Sep 2, 2017 19:20
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PhazonLink posted:Also do the trade deals with S. Korea include/affect hardware prices?
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Sep 2, 2017 19:21
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Hey thread, I've got a joke for you. What did the head of staff say to the president? Good morning, President Trump. I still can't really believe that this guy managed to get into the highest office.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:26
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Can Trump ever look like he's showing another human empathy in a photo?
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Sep 2, 2017 19:28
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bobjr posted:Can Trump ever look like he's showing another human empathy in a photo? Why would he? He doesnt' grasp the concept.
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Why would he? He doesnt' grasp the concept. Geddit grab em by the pussy and all that. You'd think he the narcissist would take advantage of the situation. Nah he's a bigoted moron.
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bobjr posted:Can Trump ever look like he's showing another human empathy in a photo?
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Sep 2, 2017 19:39
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BiggerBoat posted:Ahem... Money has value because we agree it does. If you want to make a coin worth more than the gold in it, you have to put the name and reputation of the king or caesar behind it to make up for all that tin you're mixing into your money. Nowadays it's mostly tradition, as everyone has plenty of faith in money anyway.
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gently caress it.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:41
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Ahhh has yes, let's learn nothing from the last election. Even though America has a hard on for populism, we should definitely go with the nerdy corporate overlord. Honestly, if the election is superficial, my vote is for Gavin Newsom. He is hot and charismatic. If we are talking about qualifications though, I'm on board with AL Franken, Duckworth or Harris.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:45
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This speech airing right now is disgusting. He could have just put out a press release saying "Look how amazing we think we are!" and let Texas rebuild without dealing with his visit.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:47
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Mystic Mongol posted:Money has value because we agree it does. If you want to make a coin worth more than the gold in it, you have to put the name and reputation of the king or caesar behind it to make up for all that tin you're mixing into your money. ... If so, I think I accidentally talked myself into respecting Bitcoin. poo poo.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:47
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hanales posted:Catholicism is the largest religion by numbers in the US. something like 70m+ identify as catholic. I know I'm super late here but I thought Protestants were the largest religious group still?
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Sep 2, 2017 19:49
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farraday posted:I know this happened 400 years ago when our ancestors were laying the very first tubes for what would become the internet, but unsurprisingly the DOJ confirms no evidence Obama wiretapped Trump tower. Hope those Stein and Johnson voters are feeling reeeeal happy with their choice not to vote for the crook.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:49
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FizFashizzle posted:Ask me what the secret is to a good joke. "What's the secret to a goo-" "TIMING!"
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Robot Hobo posted:By that logic, does it suggest that advocates of cryptocurrency have more faith in Math than they do in Kings or Presidents? Advocates of Bitcoin have more faith in the usd & narco/gun market than anything else
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FizFashizzle posted:Ask me what the secret is to a good joke. Is this some hosed up way to get the two countries to unite, or is this some right wing isolationist ploy?
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Lightning Knight posted:I know I'm super late here but I thought Protestants were the largest religious group still? Keep in mind 90 percent of us don't go to church and we're drunk all the time.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:50
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FizFashizzle posted:Keep in mind 90 percent of us don't go to church and we're drunk all the time. True dat. *opens second drink*
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Lightning Knight posted:I know I'm super late here but I thought Protestants were the largest religious group still? Protestants aren't counted as a single denomination.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:51
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Xae posted:Protestants aren't counted as a single denomination. Just count them in with all the other religious sheep
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Sep 2, 2017 19:53
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Speaking of religious sheeple... http://pagesix.com/2017/09/01/tyler-perry-donates-250k-to-joel-osteen/ quote:“I know that there’s been some controversy about Joel Osteen and him not opening doors of the church. Let me tell you something: Joel and Victoria are amazing people. There is no way they would lock people out of the church and not let people in for shelter,” he continued. “There were some safety concerns. I spoke to them on the phone, and it all made perfect sense to me so before you just run and judge somebody really quick, you need to know the whole circumstances …
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Sep 2, 2017 19:56
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Fred Slacktivist Clark has been beating this drum for probably more than a decade now He does a drat good job of it too.
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Xae posted:Protestants aren't counted as a single denomination. So... Not to be taken at face value, then? e: I mean, sound advice, certainly for the televangelist crowd.
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Sep 2, 2017 19:58
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Regardless of denomination etc, if you believe in prosperity gospel you are a class A shithead.
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So, are we currently 9 days away from President Donald Trump giving some kind of speech/rally in memory of 9/11? It feels like a thing he'd want to do. In his mind, he's got to be thinking it's a great way to get people to rally behind him (hey, he saw it work for Bush) and also a great platform for stirring up a fresh batch of the anti-muslim sentiment he loves.Ammanas posted:Advocates of Bitcoin have more faith in the usd & narco/gun market than anything else
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Rinkles posted:I think he no longer owns it.
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