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Sonic Dude posted:Tell her you want to die from exhaustion after clubbing thousands of baby seals. Hahaha
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Aug 23, 2015 16:43
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Aug 23, 2015 17:01
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>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 17:02
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>Tell her you want to die by Apocalypse. >Then do the Stone Cold Stunner on the ice
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Aug 23, 2015 17:06
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 17:16
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 17:23
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> go get your beer truck and spray your ex wife with beer, then give her a stone cold stunner
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Aug 23, 2015 17:26
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Join the crew of the space shuttle Columbia.
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Aug 23, 2015 17:27
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 17:36
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 17:37
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>Stunner her, then yourself
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Aug 23, 2015 17:49
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>demand judge Judy sort this out
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Aug 23, 2015 18:04
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Stoat posted:>demand judge Judy sort this out Judge Judy can't sort out a mess like this. >Declare that you will die if she'll appear with you on the Jerry Springer show to sort out this whole mess. Deliver the people's elbow mid-show while ranting in random redneck drawl.
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Aug 23, 2015 18:06
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back Neddy Seagoon posted:>Piss on her. Stoat posted:>demand judge Judy sort this out ShotgunWillie posted:Join the crew of the space shuttle Columbia. Shankel Magnus posted:>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up)
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Aug 23, 2015 18:14
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 18:20
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back >Realize you were your dog the entire time
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Aug 23, 2015 18:33
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put her in the camel clutch. break her back. make her humble
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Aug 23, 2015 19:18
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back >do this, get monkey-paw-wish granted in form of being hit by your car being driven by your dog
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Aug 23, 2015 19:27
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Concerned Citizen posted:>tell her you want to die of old age after a long, satisfying life in the company of your friends and family
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Aug 23, 2015 19:48
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Xelkelvos posted:> death by snu-snu
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Aug 23, 2015 19:48
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say "you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs", wrench the egg from your chest and crack it into the water
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Aug 23, 2015 20:48
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow This and also give her the "suck it" crotch chop
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Aug 23, 2015 20:54
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 21:00
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>Lure her back to the arena we built way back, where she will turn it into a cage, where we begin a cage match which will obviously end with the best stone cold stunner we have ever seen. Finally our dad will be avenged and our ex wife will be defeated.
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Aug 23, 2015 21:41
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>Piss with such force and ferocity that you are actually propelled backwards.
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Aug 23, 2015 21:47
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>ask her to delegate the selection of the means of your death to bofa
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Aug 23, 2015 22:04
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Applewhite posted:>Piss with such force and ferocity that you are launched into space and join with the crew of the space shuttle Columbia . fyp tia
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Aug 23, 2015 22:05
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Tell her to come closer and ask the question again, only to go "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" followed by a stunner, and a people's elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 22:25
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NutritiousSnack posted:Tell her to come closer and ask the question again, only to go "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" followed by a stunner, and a people's elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 22:36
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NutritiousSnack posted:Tell her to come closer and ask the question again, only to go "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" followed by a stunner, and a people's elbow Changing my vote to this with a suck it crotch chop after
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Aug 23, 2015 22:42
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NutritiousSnack posted:Tell her to come closer and ask the question again, only to go "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" followed by a stunner, and a people's elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 22:42
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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Aug 23, 2015 22:48
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Shankel Magnus posted:>smirk and inform her that you've only been using 10% of your actual power level. Then stand in place and scream as loud as you can for HOURS (or at least until the egg charges back up) Plz
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Aug 23, 2015 22:52
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NutritiousSnack posted:Tell her to come closer and ask the question again, only to go "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WANT!" followed by a stunner, and a people's elbow
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Aug 23, 2015 22:54
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>Instant transmission to Kame House to get the rest of Earth's Special Forces to help you
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Aug 23, 2015 23:24
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> use the last of the egg's power to birth a full-grown Stone Cold Steve Austin from your chest and then use the ultimate technique Double Stunner
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Aug 23, 2015 23:34
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Command Ant posted:>tell her to come out of the water so you can whisper your death into her ear, then headbutt her, choke slam her into the ice, and finish her off with the People's Elbow This but first you must stall for time as you secretly pray to your ancestors to grant you one last egg boost. Because face it you're not man enough to execute that sequence without some help. Density fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Aug 23, 2015 |
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Aug 23, 2015 23:35
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Best Option: >Tell her you "wish to die after living a long, fulfilling lifetime of happy memories and in the loving company of family until the end of your natural lifespan; a life unspoiled by your sullen hands." Comedy Option: >Tell her "sorry, Brenda, but unlike everything else in the divorce, you can't have my soul, since I literally sold it to Melek Taus earlier. Weren't you listening? OF COURSE YOU WEREN'T loving LISTENING! GOD drat IT YOU ARE A MISERABLE PERSON."
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Amorphous Blob posted:>tell your ex wife you want your car and dog back
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