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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s
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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

does anyone want an av i'll buy it i want to give lowtax money after reading some qcs poo poo

edit: Lurkers welcome first come first serve have your poo poo formatted or whatever I'm not making avs just bankrolling

ill take one, ive been naked since i autobanned

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
just the "Taking forums away from radiums" thread. People bashing because it wasn't instant and I just feel bad for the taxman getting poo poo on where ever he goes. Maybe I'm a sucker but i've been on these forums for like 15 years (as have you now that I look at your date lol) and IDK. I'm not his friend or anything but IDK.

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ill take one, ive been naked since i autobanned

ok you want hosewater chick or what

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

ok you want hosewater chick or what

you pick dude

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
OK

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
vendetta IK is here baby

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

you pick dude

lmbo Freddy avs for everyone

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I said I didn't want to make an av so I just copied my favorite one :)

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

does anyone want an av i'll buy it i want to give lowtax money after reading some qcs poo poo

edit: Lurkers welcome first come first serve have your poo poo formatted or whatever I'm not making avs just bankrolling

I'll take one, my last av disappeared

edit: gently caress I'm late and had nothing in mind and then thought you argued with yourself

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I said I didn't want to make an av so I just copied my favorite one :)

love it dude tyvm

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
do you have an idea or do you want freddy so I get confused about posts I dont remember making 5 seconsd after buying you the one N4B got

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

love it dude tyvm

:tipshat:

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm going to be slightly more confused now thx

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
 Rotate them 90* for each subsequent purchase.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just give all the regulars Freddie avs

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
the only way to get a new av is piss someone off so bad they rage purchase something, imo

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



 Skilcraft pentars imo

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
gently caress centering it hosed up the text formatting

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nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

 I'll take a Freddie av or a new name-you pick!

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hahahaha it's beautiful

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

maffew buildings posted:

the only way to get a new av is piss someone off so bad they rage purchase something, imo

Or be in the right/wrong thread at the right/wrong time.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

sex swing from IKEA posted:

I'll take a Freddie av or a new name-you pick!

Oh god who are you i'm confused

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
isn't he clemmy or w/e the USCG guy I recognize the av from forever ago. well the old av

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I am happy to do avs for cool deserving people, there's just a delay because I have to request images get uploaded, blah blah forums bureaucracy

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Zeris posted:

I am happy to do avs for cool deserving people, there's just a delay because I have to request images get uploaded, blah blah forums bureaucracy

edit no dont nevermind

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i'm digging this new Jamiroquai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlmOk4ubcU

cant remember if i posted this

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMtKQMAZqw

not bad either ]

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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnjEzx7Glr8
dis me

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





 Ebb that one you made for me is amazing seriously

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9b7LWfnxQ

Jamiroquai is good you guys

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nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Oh god who are you i'm confused

Nwin-coast guard guy.
E: noice-thanks for the av!

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnjEzx7Glr8
dis me

is that mark hamill?

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nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

 Time for a new name-ideas?

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Dead AIDS baby

It's my next purchase if not yours.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
 constantly gulping

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Discount Hot Karl

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Dead AIDS baby

It's my next purchase if not yours.

Pretty on-the-nose for a Freddie av.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Two Finger has blood on his hands
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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/TheMercedesXXX/status/831029779537104896

http://popularmilitary.com/adult-film-actress-seeks-male-veterans-volunteer-new-project/

quote:

A veteran actress of the adult film industry is enlisting military veterans to fall in and stand at attention for a new adult production that features an all-veteran cast.

34-year-old Latin adult starlet Mercedes Carrera is reportedly creating a new website where “the male talent are all vets.”

Carerra told Popular Military that veterans are near and dear to her heart.

“My dad was in the Army, as was my grandfather,” she said.

When the starlet had an idea to create a new site, she knew she needed to enlist new talent for the task, with filming set to take place in Southern California and Nevada. Remembering the countless emails she’s received from troops who thanked her for helping them get through deployments (and life in general), she came up with a solution for her staffing issues: enlist the help of a new kind of all-volunteer force.

“Why would I pay for talent when I could have veteran talent when I could have veteran volunteers?”

Carerra knows her favorite demographic well, and plans to spice up the scenery to cater to her troops.

“I plan to do a lot of scenes at the gun range,” she laughed.

The California-based Carrera is no stranger to philanthropic endeavors- her now-defunct venture known as The Porn Charity raised funds for scholarships for STEM students and other causes. In addition, she frequently posts videos on YouTube, discussing issues such as PTSD, veteran healthcare and the struggles many face during -and after- combat.





quote:

If you are interested in finding out how you can volunteer, direct message Carrera on Twitter @TheMercedesXXX or email her at MercedesCAxxx@gmail.com.
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Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
 Sausage addiction contributed to the death of Freddie as well tbh

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subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015

Zeris posted:


“I plan to do a lot of scenes at the gun range,"

Vets have proven quite capable of shooting stars in the face at gun ranges.

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