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Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Cyrano4747 posted:

There there little librarian, it's OK. Books still matter.

The Nottingham library has a copy of Hersey's book.












Sandwiched between The Greatest Generation and something by Stephen Ambrose. :cry:

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Look at these hipsters all into books made of paper.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
Do you know what would survive the EMP after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not eBooks.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Insane Totoro posted:

Do you know what would survive the EMP after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not eBooks.

Do you know what would survive the firestorms after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not books.


well, not many of them. Everybody here go read A Canticle for Leibowitz if you haven't already

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED


Today I wear my Already Read It badge with pride.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Do you know who would survive the giant mess after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not goons.

Alternately: "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed...! That's not fair!"

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
Yeah, but who would survive Godzilla?

Apparently Air & Space interviewed a couple of airmen at Kadena about how to deal with a Godzilla attack. One guy gives joke answers. The other one takes the question relatively seriously. "And if he goes underwater, the Navy can deal with him"

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma
Great documentary on the Vulcan Bomber/initial Falklands conflict here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEFe-dh_UpI


Edit: It highlights just how poo poo a condition the bombers were in when the war/conflict first broke out. I assumed they were kept more up to date!

DrAlexanderTobacco fucked around with this message at 23:46 on May 9, 2014

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Cyrano4747 posted:

Do you know what would survive the firestorms after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not books.


well, not many of them. Everybody here go read A Canticle for Leibowitz if you haven't already

I know that each one that does could be worth 100 caps each!

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Veritek83 posted:

Yeah, but who would survive Godzilla?

Apparently Air & Space interviewed a couple of airmen at Kadena about how to deal with a Godzilla attack. One guy gives joke answers. The other one takes the question relatively seriously. "And if he goes underwater, the Navy can deal with him"

They're out there every day protecting us from Godzilla. And don't forget pirates. And jellyfish - those whack invertebrates will sting you, old school!

Snowdens Secret fucked around with this message at 01:06 on May 10, 2014

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cyrano4747 posted:

well, not many of them. Everybody here go read A Canticle for Leibowitz if you haven't already

Seconded.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Insane Totoro posted:

Do you know what would survive the EMP after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not eBooks.

Yet if we move to eBooks, it means some regime/administration in the future could get cooperative states to decide what everyone gets to read on their eBook! Besides, libraries are *inefficient* structures in this day and age - real estate we could repurpose into something useful, like a new mega-chain bank! :v:

Also, if you want a truly depressing post-apocalyptic reading experience, read Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban. The entire book is in phoenetic English that looks exactly how people loving type now because writing skills have taken a poo poo since texting and education standards slipped. Then realize that it's written like that because it's being recounted by a person with no formal education.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 07:26 on May 10, 2014

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Feersum enjin (Fearsome engine) by Iain M. Banks is like that every other chapter. It really messes with your head.

Kemper Boyd
Aug 6, 2007

no kings, no gods, no masters but a comfy chair and no socks

Cyrano4747 posted:

Do you know what would survive the firestorms after a Cold War style exchange of nukes?

Not books.


well, not many of them. Everybody here go read A Canticle for Leibowitz if you haven't already

One of the interesting Cold War relics in Finland is the system of free library copies (the system existed before 1945). Everything published in Finland is required to be filed into seven different libraries (one of which is the national library), to preserve cultural heritage. This includes stuff like magazines so all the libraries have a complete set of every porn mag ever published in Finland.

Most of that stuff is at least here in my city placed in huge underground vaults under the universities.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Caconym posted:

Feersum enjin (Fearsome engine) by Iain M. Banks is like that every other chapter. It really messes with your head.

I've read posts from people on the Internet for years, that book should be simple.

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.

Kemper Boyd posted:

One of the interesting Cold War relics in Finland is the system of free library copies (the system existed before 1945). Everything published in Finland is required to be filed into seven different libraries (one of which is the national library), to preserve cultural heritage. This includes stuff like magazines so all the libraries have a complete set of every porn mag ever published in Finland.

Most of that stuff is at least here in my city placed in huge underground vaults under the universities.

The US does (or perhaps did) something similar- the Federal Depository Library System. Every state capital city, DC plus a handful of territories. The collection list includes things like college yearbooks and STD info pamphlets.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:


Edit: It highlights just how poo poo a condition the bombers were in when the war/conflict first broke out. I assumed they were kept more up to date!

That's amazing, I had no idea that they'd allowed their IFR capability to atrophy so completely. For those who didn't watch it, apparently they hadn't refueled Vulcans in flight for *20 years* because they considered it too dangerous and they had to do some rapid re-engineering to even get their hands on enough parts to assemble a working system. And then they had to, you know, train the crews how to do it. Obviously being in such proximity to the Soviet Union makes such a capability less important, but still, this was during a period of time where the US was keeping B-52s up in the air, constantly, 24 hours a day.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Phanatic posted:

And then they had to, you know, train the crews how to do it. Obviously being in such proximity to the Soviet Union makes such a capability less important, but still, this was during a period of time where the US was keeping B-52s up in the air, constantly, 24 hours a day.

The US stopped 24 hour airborne alerts in 1968 after a series of crashes, culminating in the Thule Chrome Dome crash with nuclear weapons on board. Ground alerts were continued but there wasn't anything up in the air continuously past 1968.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Kemper Boyd posted:

One of the interesting Cold War relics in Finland is the system of free library copies (the system existed before 1945). Everything published in Finland is required to be filed into seven different libraries (one of which is the national library), to preserve cultural heritage. This includes stuff like magazines so all the libraries have a complete set of every porn mag ever published in Finland.

Most of that stuff is at least here in my city placed in huge underground vaults under the universities.

I can imagine Raiders of the Lost Porno being a huge hit three hundred years from now.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Phanatic posted:

That's amazing, I had no idea that they'd allowed their IFR capability to atrophy so completely. For those who didn't watch it, apparently they hadn't refueled Vulcans in flight for *20 years* because they considered it too dangerous and they had to do some rapid re-engineering to even get their hands on enough parts to assemble a working system. And then they had to, you know, train the crews how to do it.

There's a Thatcherite Labour-burn in there somewhere, I'm sadly not British enough to extract it

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


StandardVC10 posted:

I can imagine Raiders of the Lost Porno being a huge hit three hundred years from now.

People 2000 years from now will be very confused about what cable-men and pizza delivery boys did in the 21st century.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Party Plane Jones posted:

The US stopped 24 hour airborne alerts in 1968 after a series of crashes, culminating in the Thule Chrome Dome crash with nuclear weapons on board. Ground alerts were continued but there wasn't anything up in the air continuously past 1968.

Ground alerts stopped in the 90s. Both were redundant with ICBMS/SLBMs, and rather dangerous.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Party Plane Jones posted:

The US stopped 24 hour airborne alerts in 1968 after a series of crashes, culminating in the Thule Chrome Dome crash with nuclear weapons on board. Ground alerts were continued but there wasn't anything up in the air continuously past 1968.

One of the crashes was precisely caused by in-flight refueling, killing everyone in the tanker and half the crew of the bomber, and causing lasting nuclear contamination over more than two square kilometers of Spanish soil. Story ended with a Spanish guy claiming salvage rights on one of the nukes which had sunk in the Mediterranean. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Party Plane Jones posted:

The US stopped 24 hour airborne alerts in 1968 after a series of

I was referring to the 20 year period of time during which they lost the ability to IFR the Vulcans, I didn't mean to suggest that we were doing that with B52s during the early 80s.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Sorry if this was already shared. Video demonstrating how tanks are able to overcome a few ditches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Oohqtr83Q

Not as long as I'd remembered, sadly :(

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Agean90 posted:

People 2000 years from now will be very confused about what cable-men and pizza delivery boys did in the 21st century.

They fixed the cable?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Why is that pizza delivery man laying pipe? That's not his job!

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

bitcoin bastard posted:

Why is that pizza delivery man laying pipe? That's not his job!

He's not laying pipe, he's delivering the sausage.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The economy must have been really bad if that woman is willing to prostitute herself for pizza.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


MrChips posted:

They fixed the cable?

Indeed :heysexy:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

MrChips posted:

They fixed the cable?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

Phanatic posted:

That's amazing, I had no idea that they'd allowed their IFR capability to atrophy so completely. For those who didn't watch it, apparently they hadn't refueled Vulcans in flight for *20 years* because they considered it too dangerous and they had to do some rapid re-engineering to even get their hands on enough parts to assemble a working system. And then they had to, you know, train the crews how to do it. Obviously being in such proximity to the Soviet Union makes such a capability less important, but still, this was during a period of time where the US was keeping B-52s up in the air, constantly, 24 hours a day.

Not only that, but they made a point to state just how much had been forgotten since WW2 - including conventional bombing runs!

Even though the mission itself was sort of a flop, I'm impressed they pulled it off.

Heliosicle
May 16, 2013

Arigato, Racists.
Well they did achieve what they set out to do, its just the mission itself probably wasn't that worthwhile in the first place given the amount that had to be done to drop 1 bomb on the runway.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

Heliosicle posted:

Well they did achieve what they set out to do, its just the mission itself probably wasn't that worthwhile in the first place given the amount that had to be done to drop 1 bomb on the runway.

Well, the intention was to completely gently caress up the runway so it was unusable before the main task force arrived.

They achieved reaching Port Stanley, dropping bombs and withdrawing without taking damage, for sure - But the runway itself wasn't really damaged. Most planes were able to operate off it effectively, IIRC C130s and their main fast jet. It was repaired within 24 hours. Only one bomb actually hit the runway. The rest damaged the surrounding area.

I think the mission still held merit as it must have scared the Argies a fair bit, considering it was a lone bomber they didn't detect until it was something like 60 seconds out. It proved that the UK took the situation seriously and weren't hoping to just intimidate through gunboat diplomacy.

It didn't stop Argentina from sinking the HMS Sheffield with a jet-launched Exocet though so :shrug:

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
IIRC, the one bomb thing was intentional, since they bombed the runway at an angle. If you try to bomb along the length at night there is a good chance you'll miss the runway entirely. And the Argentinians never operated jets from Stanley, they had some weird light propeller strike plane there that ended up doing very little in the war.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Pucara.

Also, I think it made it very clear that if we could hit the FI we would also be able to have a go at BA.

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

ArchangeI posted:

IIRC, the one bomb thing was intentional, since they bombed the runway at an angle. If you try to bomb along the length at night there is a good chance you'll miss the runway entirely. And the Argentinians never operated jets from Stanley, they had some weird light propeller strike plane there that ended up doing very little in the war.

You're right, they had the Pucara there! My mistake.

If you were to show the chaps in the Vulcan this image before they took off, I'd doubt they'd view that as a successful strike - From a perspective based on damage to the airfield.



(Bomb from the first mission circled)

monkeytennis posted:

Pucara.

Also, I think it made it very clear that if we could hit the FI we would also be able to have a go at BA.

That's true as well, if I remember correctly the Argentinian air force moved their actual jet forces a little further inland after the strike.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

DrAlexanderTobacco posted:

That's true as well, if I remember correctly the Argentinian air force moved their actual jet forces a little further inland after the strike.

Not just "a little further inland," they pulled the majority of their Mirage IIIs all the way back to Buenos Aires and basically kept them completely out of the war from that point on because they figured if the Brits were crazy enough to put together a mission to plant Martin's bomb on the Port Stanley runway, they were probably crazy enough to try and strike Buenos Aires.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Apparently a Sea Harrier got a guns kill on one of them, which is probably the last NATO guns kill on a fixed wing aircraft.

edit: Reagan offered an Iwo-Jima class boat if the Brits lost an aircraft carrier to Argentina. :stare:

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 20:28 on May 11, 2014

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Red Crown
Oct 20, 2008

Pretend my finger's a knife.

Party Plane Jones posted:

Apparently a Sea Harrier got a guns kill on one of them, which is probably the last NATO guns kill on a fixed wing aircraft.

edit: Reagan offered an Iwo-Jima class boat if the Brits lost an aircraft carrier to Argentina. :stare:

Yep. The entire crew would have been "discharged" and then hired as contractors and some other black magic to make them legal combatants without actually having to ask Congress. The paperwork was ready, this could have happened pretty easily.

e: apparently what I've read conflicts with what's on Wikipedia. I'll try to look into it at work tomorrow.

Red Crown fucked around with this message at 23:19 on May 11, 2014

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