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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rust Martialis posted:

Maybe if you shaved the Polish plaits hanging off it

Nah, then it's like a carwash.

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I like folding/collapsible kitchen gadgets. I dream of a sail boat, where space is a precious commodity. Here are some I've found.
A folding grater.
A folding colander.
A collapsible funnel.

I'd like to know if you know of any more.

I found something else: these collapsible measuring cups.

Measuring cups already stack, so I'm not entirely sure if any space is actually saved with these...

Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
Frog pin makes his way too me too. İ wonder what the seller thinks of all this.

My mask arrived today!


İt only smelled a little like gasoline, and was better made than I expected. The open eyes are little beads, which makes it a little more uncanny i think. I'm going to have to widen the eye slits a bit but all in all I'm impressed.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

who's your crawdaddy posted:

Ohhh gently caress yeah! I remember crying laughing at that thread. God that was a long time ago.

i'm just thanking god someone actually got the reference and that's not too old-SA/obscure

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

i'm just thanking god someone actually got the reference and that's not too old-SA/obscure

The hulk hogan meat shoes are evergreen at this point

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol this was suggested as something I might like as an Instagram advert, think their algorithm has a bug somewhere



Of course it’s resold AliExpress crap with a 50%+ markup:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32966559789.html

It’s also a good stepping off point to enjoy a whole shitload of terrible ‘Goth/Steampunk’ clothing & accessories

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It really needs a bicep strap for that shoulder purse. It'll bounce around far too much while you're dancing in the goth club.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Congratulations on your successful audition for Final Fantasy Protagonist

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

goatface posted:

It really needs a bicep strap for that shoulder purse. It'll bounce around far too much while you're dancing in the goth club.

Also: terrible nipple chafing.

(lol even twenty years back when I was a lot thinner and wore some weird poo poo I wouldn’t have touched this with a sprayed-black clothespole with a lace cuff on the end)

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I can't decide if that's a mannequin or just like, unfortunate genetic outcome

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

Kerbtree posted:

This discussion is becoming suspiciously wholesome. Time for something sordid and dangerous! Let's get :science: :nws: :corrupt:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32992508350.html
This thing pretty much breaks all the Chinese tat rules:
  • goes inside you!
  • features electricity!
  • also water!
:aliexpress:"Anal orgasm stimulation that does not hurt the kidney":aliexpress:


:confused: That's great to know I suppose, but what kind of buttplug does hurt the kidney??


mike12345 posted:

I didn't know shoving things in your urethra is a thing. Hmm...
It is far more common than you might want to know.

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
Ordered the little frog pin + this big frog pin.... .and a million other pins for my useless pile of pins I never wear pile.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32978183364.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.30aa2e0eOHSntW

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

NoneMoreNegative posted:

It’s also a good stepping off point to enjoy a whole shitload of terrible ‘Goth/Steampunk’ clothing & accessories

God I love terrible goth/steampunk poo poo.


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32893243991.html
"the cogs are necessary and not an impediment to vision at all"


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32908102440.html
"badass corduroy pajamas for goths"


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32855212901.html
"You will definitely look as cool as this broody model dude in our smelly thin faux-leather blinds"


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32912678197.html
"when going out in the sun is not an option"

Straight into my veins. They are all so expensive too. :allears:

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

Do we have a Amazfit Bip watch thread?

The strap on my Garmin broke again and I decided to try out the Bip again. I remember one of the main reasons I was kind of turned off by it. When I get an email, the watch will display the subject line, and when I get a text it will display the full message. The Garmin would only display the name of the sender unless I clicked on it. I really like my privacy and I get worried about someone reading something private out of the corner of their eye or whatever. Can I change this behaviour?

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

eSporks posted:

Do we have a Amazfit Bip watch thread?

The strap on my Garmin broke again and I decided to try out the Bip again. I remember one of the main reasons I was kind of turned off by it. When I get an email, the watch will display the subject line, and when I get a text it will display the full message. The Garmin would only display the name of the sender unless I clicked on it. I really like my privacy and I get worried about someone reading something private out of the corner of their eye or whatever. Can I change this behaviour?

Yes this is customizable with Amazfit Tools, a $3.49 android app that adds a lot of functionality on top of the first-party app.
https://help.amazfittools.com/knowledge_base/topics/amazfit-display-vibration-text

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

I assume people use facial rollers and stones to massage moisturizer into their skin. Some face only moisturizers are expensive as gently caress, and I'd assume placing it directly on the stone/roller means you're not wasting it on your fingers. Plus you hands remain clean so you may apply different types of lotions elsewhere while waiting for your facial moisturizer to sink in. You absolutely do not want coconut oil for your hair on your face.

Or to massage cleansing oil, if they use the oil cleansing method. Seriously, my fingers wear out during that, my nails can accidentally scratch my face, and I can touch anything with oil wet fingers. Using a tool like a roller or stone makes sense. Not to mention you dry out your hands by constantly washing off lotions that should go on your face and such.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


value-brand cereal posted:

I assume people use facial rollers and stones to massage moisturizer into their skin.
Nope, just to massage/scrape the skin!

http://thechilltimes.com/what-the-fck-is-gua-sha-a-beginners-guide-to-this-ancient-massage-tool/

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Sharpest Crayon posted:

God I love terrible goth/steampunk poo poo.


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32893243991.html
"the cogs are necessary and not an impediment to vision at all"



Steampunk Daria! Lol

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SEX BURRITO posted:

I’ve been tempted to buy a jade comb to give this a try on my face as it looks really satisfying. But I’m guessing anything from AE is going to be green plastic, not jade, and also I might give myself a skin infection.

I bought some stone beads and they appear to be stone. They could be coloured glass, but high quality coloured glass isn't really cheaper than stone.

My guess is that for small stone things the raw materials are pretty cheap. Stone gets exponentially more expensive with the size and quality of the chunk, so while a nice jade sculpture will be $texas, the small low-quality chunks they are turning into face scrapers just aren't that valuable. Basically trash stone as a by-product obtaining of the good stuff.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I'm a little worried what aliexpress thinks of me. Logged in today to this pre-fill:


No, thank you, I don't want to buy any chaos today. :ohdear:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm a little worried what aliexpress thinks of me. Logged in today to this pre-fill:


No, thank you, I don't want to buy any chaos today. :ohdear:

When I was looking at metal combs I typed metal c and it auto filled in cockring.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Facebook Aunt posted:

I'm a little worried what aliexpress thinks of me. Logged in today to this pre-fill:


No, thank you, I don't want to buy any chaos today. :ohdear:

I was curious, so I searched for 'chaos', and it's all nerdy warhammer poo poo hth

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick

Cute bag, but does lay egg is true???

Pasketti fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jul 7, 2019

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Moon Atari fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jul 7, 2019

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry


It's exactly what it looks like.
"High Quality Luxury Disecto Arm Chopper"
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32846437638.html


edited to add this interaction on a stainless steel slingshot:

:stonk:

Sharpest Crayon fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Jul 7, 2019

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


All I can say is

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Galaboy

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sharpest Crayon posted:



It's exactly what it looks like.
"High Quality Luxury Disecto Arm Chopper"
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32846437638.html


edited to add this interaction on a stainless steel slingshot:

:stonk:

Is arm chopping something that comes up a lot in dissections? Seems like a really niche tool, you're still going to need to keep mr. bonesaw around for leg chopping

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's a magic trick.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

goatface posted:

It's a magic trick.

Question is did they actually build it as a trick or does it just cut the arm off?

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



at hospital lost fingat arm

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I have failed to SAVE...

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this was suggested as something I might like as an Instagram advert, think their algorithm has a bug somewhere



Of course it’s resold AliExpress crap with a 50%+ markup:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32966559789.html

It’s also a good stepping off point to enjoy a whole shitload of terrible ‘Goth/Steampunk’ clothing & accessories

i keep some jerky in my shoulder pouch personally

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

US senators should be forced to wear the frog pin instead of tiny American flag pins.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Facebook Aunt posted:

Is arm chopping something that comes up a lot in dissections? Seems like a really niche tool, you're still going to need to keep mr. bonesaw around for leg chopping

In my experience, no. But I've only taken apart one body so ymmv. :shrug:

revwinnebago
Oct 4, 2017


"Disecto" is a common magic trick.

https://www.amazon.com/The-Essel-Magic-Disecto-Chopper/dp/B00FK6ENAC

It's not actually one blade, hence the red metal to hide where the fake blade end... ends. Usually you can also slide something so a middle blade is presented for chopping a carrot or whatever as a warmup.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

revwinnebago posted:

"Disecto" is a common magic trick.

https://www.amazon.com/The-Essel-Magic-Disecto-Chopper/dp/B00FK6ENAC

It's not actually one blade, hence the red metal to hide where the fake blade end... ends. Usually you can also slide something so a middle blade is presented for chopping a carrot or whatever as a warmup.

it'd be a lot more impressive a magic trick without the huge loving wooden arm very obviously holding two halves of a blade in alignment

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

pear butt


https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/ccTGOQBO

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008
From the front page, aliexpress marketing trying to keep this thread on the first page of GBS:

Pekinduck fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 9, 2019

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Thaaaaaaaats a child!

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