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Guyver posted:This might have been on the history channel they had a History of Sex show before they started their nazi alien focus. Honestly the history of nazi/alien sex only sounds more interesting tbh, I would like to see what they came up with for that show. It sounds like a movie that would have been made in italy in 1978.
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TotalLossBrain posted:History of Dick Sucking sounds like something they'd make you watch during orientation at the dick sucking factory History of non-union dick sucking.
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Jonathan Frakes: What you're about to see has astounded experts, skeptics, and laymen alike. This gritty, black-and-white video is purported to show an alien Nazi orgy. Some claim it's a fabrication. Others claim--they've been there, probed from all angles by Nazi aliens. So, what do you think? Alien Nazi orgy: fact? Or fiction?
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Brawnfire posted:Jonathan Frakes: What you're about to see has astounded experts, skeptics, and laymen alike. This gritty, black-and-white video is purported to show an alien Nazi orgy. Some claim it's a fabrication. Others claim--they've been there, probed from all angles by Nazi aliens. So, what do you think? Alien Nazi orgy: fact? Or fiction? cut to archival footage of a nazi marching parade and the sound of bootsteps that slowly turn into gowk gowk gowk gowk
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Dec 18, 2021 17:37
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I did not need that mental image.
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I mean thanks, but still!
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Aren't they anti lgbt anyway? Or has that turned around?
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Dec 18, 2021 18:24
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The IWW used to call them the Starvation Army in the 1910s because they'd show up to union meetings and direct actions and try to drown out the people speaking with religious tunes.
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itskage posted:Aren't they anti lgbt anyway? Or has that turned around? Salvation Army in Canada is a different organization from the US. That’s not to say the Canadian one is pro-lgbt+, but the US SA is much more anti lgbt+ than the other organizations around the world and actively lobbies for anti causes.
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Bug Squash posted:I actually remember watching an honest to God documentary on dick sucking, but I can't remember when or where. One of the earliest records of dick sucking is from the Romans, where it was incredibly popular on the Ilse of Lesbos (ironically), and it was colloquially know as "doing a Lesbos". It seems to become a lost art for a long time afterwards, with people kind of independently reinventing it for centuries, until it becomes the speciality of one brothel who promote it heavily since, hey no babies. Even then it's kind of an underground speciality only done by the naughtiest of girls. I suppose it makes sense it went out of fashion during the ages of little to no dick washing. Wide scale popularity only really begins with video pornography and it gradually loses it's taboo. Nancy was plausibly one of the few girls giving them out during her time. A pioneer if you will. More of an oral history really...
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People always have and always will do all sorts of poo poo to each other for pleasure and "hey maybe we could try some of these other holes" isn't even particularly imaginative in the context of sex. There have been cycles of sexual repression and liberation in history though, with the early/mid 20th century America being fairly repressed and the latter 20th century being one of sexual liberation. So yeah in the 60s and 70s there probably was a bit of a sense that the humble beej was a radical sex act, in hetero groups anyway.
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Dec 18, 2021 19:57
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Here's a lamp from Pompeii: (your boss would have to be a really strict, but I'm still going to tag these nws to be safe).   Descriptions of some pots from Peru in the early first Millennium:    Seventeenth century Chinese illustrated poetry:   This is all from a very cursory flip through a few of my books, so there's definitely a lot more.
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If anything, oral (and digital and anal) sex were probably even more common before modern contraceptives, because getting knocked up sucked way more than actual sucking. Also Nancy probably had a lot of practice and presumably she tried to better her performance because a) what else can you do while sucking dick and b) the better you are, the quicker you're done. Also, reminder that spoken English doesn't distinguish between oral and aural sex.
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Aural sex is something I’ve not heard . Also there is a traditional English word for anal sex
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bike tory posted:People always have and always will do all sorts of poo poo to each other for pleasure and "hey maybe we could try some of these other holes" isn't even particularly imaginative in the context of sex. I'm looking forward to the next phase where the elderly GOP just have their noses fall off in public. That's the French disease, it's very in at Fox News right now.
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pseudorandom posted:Here's a lamp from Pompeii: I for one am SHOCKED that people had sex before now.
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BonHair posted:Also, reminder that spoken English doesn't distinguish between oral and aural sex. depends on your accent, i pronounce aural as "awe-ral" so the words are completely distinct
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pseudorandom posted:Here's a lamp from Pompeii: Somebody please post the 1% "uncertain".
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you can tell there's loving going on but damned if you can tell what's going where. I want to be at that orgy
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pseudorandom posted:Here's a lamp from Pompeii: The gently caress scholar has logged on
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euphronius posted:Also there is a traditional English word for anal sex Thymum
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Biplane posted:The gently caress scholar has logged on Mods please change my username to The gently caress Scholar Edit: Unrelated memes for content:     pseudorandom has a new favorite as of 21:26 on Dec 18, 2021 |
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It looks like anal is back on my menu boys.
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Bug Squash posted:I actually remember watching an honest to God documentary on dick sucking, but I can't remember when or where. One of the earliest records of dick sucking is from the Romans, where it was incredibly popular on the Ilse of Lesbos (ironically), and it was colloquially know as "doing a Lesbos". It seems to become a lost art for a long time afterwards, with people kind of independently reinventing it for centuries, until it becomes the speciality of one brothel who promote it heavily since, hey no babies. Even then it's kind of an underground speciality only done by the naughtiest of girls. I suppose it makes sense it went out of fashion during the ages of little to no dick washing. Wide scale popularity only really begins with video pornography and it gradually loses it's taboo. Nancy was plausibly one of the few girls giving them out during her time. A pioneer if you will. Found it https://youtu.be/ybPjTtbG6fg
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Oh come on there's any number of ways that could go. Ask Nancy Reagan!
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bike tory posted:. So yeah in the 60s and 70s there probably was a bit of a sense that the humble beej was a radical sex act, in hetero groups anyway. My understanding is that Hollywood at the time was everybody fucks type of place around actors. People thinking well this was the 40’s and 50’s. No this was loving Hollywood at its goddamn height. This is gently caress city. gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress.
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euphronius posted:Aural sex is something I’ve not heard . 
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Guyver posted:This might have been on the history channel they had a History of Sex show before they started their nazi alien focus. Scholars believe this is where the timelines diverged.
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I appreciated the Newfie memes as a person who has visited there on several occasions, but don't entirely understand them of course, and I have a neice who will be headed there for a few months as an ESL student, God help her.
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Dec 18, 2021 22:49
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Having heard the odd newfoundland accent I think they also count as ESL tbh. It's almost like part of the UK it's great.
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LifeSunDeath posted:keep your stick on the ice bud yer fuckin' ten-ply bud the only regional Canadian stuff I know is from Letterkenny, I assume I've just committed a cardinal sin and you're going to get all hosed up on hockey and Tim's and beat me until my blood freezes on the snow next to the strips of maple syrup you put down to make candy out of pseudorandom posted:Here's a lamp from Pompeii: >Updates goons.xls >pseudorandom: scholar and connoisseur of ancient erotica
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Word of caution. Being in goons.xls is not great. Maintaining goons.xls will net you an interview with the secret service, eventually.
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