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The Ghostbusters scene but it's the ghost of Nancy Reagan
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Jamesman posted:Do y'all think Nancy Reagan really was awesome at sucking dick, or if things were just different back then? Like "Gee willikers! This gal is using my privates like she would a toothbrush and I think that's swell!" Drunk, pilled up studio execs arent likely to be fellatio connoisseurs.
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Jamesman posted:"Gee willikers! This [person] is using my privates like [they] would a toothbrush and I think that's swell!" just lol if this isn't your exact thought process every time
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Dec 18, 2021 03:03
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canyoneer posted:The Ghostbusters scene but it's the ghost of Nancy Reagan 
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Dec 18, 2021 03:05
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Jamesman posted:Do y'all think Nancy Reagan really was awesome at sucking dick, or if things were just different back then? Like "Gee willikers! This gal is using my privates like she would a toothbrush and I think that's swell!" In a city known for sucking copious dick, at all hours, and in every permutation, Anne Robbins easily beat any and all comers in the chrome-plating removal department.
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Dec 18, 2021 03:06
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People are pretty much the same through time .
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Dec 18, 2021 03:12
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Faramir was a good consolation prize
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Dec 18, 2021 03:13
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Jamesman posted:Do y'all think Nancy Reagan really was awesome at sucking dick, or if things were just different back then? Like "Gee willikers! This gal is using my privates like she would a toothbrush and I think that's swell!" Nancy Reagan and Madonna and Marilyn Monroe were the only women in the 1900s that didn't shriek in horror when a donger was revealed to them and for that they will be forever remembered
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Dec 18, 2021 03:13
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Glory to Italia!
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Dec 18, 2021 03:19
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euphronius posted:People are pretty much the same through time . It really is just this. But don't front.
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Dec 18, 2021 03:21
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lmao
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Dec 18, 2021 03:52
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canyoneer posted:The Ghostbusters scene but it's the ghost of Nancy Reagan https://twitter.com/JuiceSimpsons/status/1469828611628834823
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Dec 18, 2021 04:05
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Dec 18, 2021 04:16
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Imagine living in the time before blowjob technology had advanced beyond the teeth to the unknown tongue frontier
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Dec 18, 2021 04:30
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By the time nance was done with you you would have gained an inch and would have to pull the sheets out of your rear end in a top hat she probably just sucked a lot of dicks and wasn’t anything special
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Dec 18, 2021 04:41
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Some people get in the hall of fame based on incredible innovations and stand out performance and some get in based on volume
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Dec 18, 2021 04:46
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freeedr posted:By the time nance was done with you you would have gained an inch and would have to pull the sheets out of your rear end in a top hat Some people can suck a hundred dicks and have a hundred dicks worth of experience, other people can suck a hundred dicks and have one dicks worth of experience a hundred times over
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Dec 18, 2021 04:47
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 all apologies to birb
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Dec 18, 2021 04:49
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Jamesman posted:Do y'all think Nancy Reagan really was awesome at sucking dick, or if things were just different back then? Like "Gee willikers! This gal is using my privates like she would a toothbrush and I think that's swell!" Well to be historically accurate, back then it was known as a 'sloppy yawn'.
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Dec 18, 2021 05:03
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Jamesman posted:Do y'all think Nancy Reagan really was awesome at sucking dick, or if things were just different back then? The latter. Few people remember today, but fellatio was actually invented during WW2. The project, which set out to develop an effective sex substitute that could be performed more rapidly than old-fashioned bespoke methods and with lower use of strategic material, was the third-largest American defense project of the 1940s, after the Manhattan Project and the B-29 Superfortress. The initial research was conducted by the French, as you might expect, and the data was smuggled across the English Channel just days before the fall of Paris. After a few months of experimentation the British were unable to make use of it, and they tossed it to the Americans as an afterthought in the Tizard mission. A cabal of notoriously horny American physicists urged that it be further developed, and as more and more people became aware of the invention, it drew funding from every branch of the military. It's still unclear where Nancy Davis learned about it, but she was certainly one of the earliest to bring it out of military laboratories. Those early techniques are quaint, even pathetic, compared to what the superpowers would develop by the mid-1960s -- but to a world that had never experienced it before, what Nancy did would have seemed supernatural.
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Dec 18, 2021 05:35
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Thankfully have not seen the pirate nor visor version yet. Tons of dick nose though.
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Dec 18, 2021 05:36
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I took the trolley up Pike's Peak and it was this
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Dec 18, 2021 06:40
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Just lol if you really think that after millennia of having dicks and mouths around nobody thought to combine them until like 50 years ago lmao
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Dec 18, 2021 11:10
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Just lol if you really think that after millennia of having dicks and mouths around nobody thought to combine them until like 50 years ago I want a documentary about archeological and anthropology records of famous dick suckers, prostitutes, gigolos, he-bitches, and skanks throughout human history. Naturally there will be an entire mini series on everyone's mom.
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Dec 18, 2021 11:19
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Just lol if you really think that after millennia of having dicks and mouths around nobody thought to combine them until like 50 years ago 
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:
Nancy Reagan was reincarnated as Raymond Luxury-Yacht? 
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Sagebrush posted:The latter. Few people remember today, but fellatio was actually invented during WW2. The project, which set out to develop an effective sex substitute that could be performed more rapidly than old-fashioned bespoke methods and with lower use of strategic material, was the third-largest American defense project of the 1940s, after the Manhattan Project and the B-29 Superfortress. The initial research was conducted by the French, as you might expect, and the data was smuggled across the English Channel just days before the fall of Paris. After a few months of experimentation the British were unable to make use of it, and they tossed it to the Americans as an afterthought in the Tizard mission. A cabal of notoriously horny American physicists urged that it be further developed, and as more and more people became aware of the invention, it drew funding from every branch of the military. It's still unclear where Nancy Davis learned about it, but she was certainly one of the earliest to bring it out of military laboratories. Those early techniques are quaint, even pathetic, compared to what the superpowers would develop by the mid-1960s -- but to a world that had never experienced it before, what Nancy did would have seemed supernatural. I enjoyed this post
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Just lol if you really think that after millennia of having dicks and mouths around nobody thought to combine them until like 50 years ago nah sagebrush's post is actually the truth. there's all kinds of inscriptions back from athens that say ωну ςαи'т ι gєт му ∂ιиg-∂σиg ѕυςкє∂ as they just couldn't figure it out
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Dec 18, 2021 12:18
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Obviously people had attempted to suck dicks since antiquity, but without success. Like aviation or nuclear energy, it took the scientific and economic might of the booming United States to turn it from an idle dream to an everyday reality.
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Dec 18, 2021 12:27
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Dockumentary.
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someone on twitter did a run down of some of the best Newfoundland memes this year so have some very specific rock/east coast laughs*          *may work for most provinces but like all contests offer doesn't apply to Quebec
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ghosthorse posted:someone on twitter did a run down of some of the best Newfoundland memes this year so have some very specific rock/east coast laughs* As a Newfie living away, thank you for this. I snorted several times.
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Dec 18, 2021 14:32
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ghosthorse posted:someone on twitter did a run down of some of the best Newfoundland memes this year so have some very specific rock/east coast laughs* keep your stick on the ice bud
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Dec 18, 2021 15:21
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Spanish Manlove posted:I want a documentary about archeological and anthropology records of famous dick suckers, prostitutes, gigolos, he-bitches, and skanks throughout human history. Naturally there will be an entire mini series on everyone's mom. I actually remember watching an honest to God documentary on dick sucking, but I can't remember when or where. One of the earliest records of dick sucking is from the Romans, where it was incredibly popular on the Ilse of Lesbos (ironically), and it was colloquially know as "doing a Lesbos". It seems to become a lost art for a long time afterwards, with people kind of independently reinventing it for centuries, until it becomes the speciality of one brothel who promote it heavily since, hey no babies. Even then it's kind of an underground speciality only done by the naughtiest of girls. I suppose it makes sense it went out of fashion during the ages of little to no dick washing. Wide scale popularity only really begins with video pornography and it gradually loses it's taboo. Nancy was plausibly one of the few girls giving them out during her time. A pioneer if you will. Tune in next week for half remembered 2nd hand history lessons.
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Dec 18, 2021 15:58
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Spanish Manlove posted:I want a documentary about archeological and anthropology records of famous dick suckers, prostitutes, gigolos, he-bitches, and skanks throughout human history. Naturally there will be an entire mini series on everyone's mom. really it’s more of a maxi-series when it involves your mom
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Bug Squash posted:I actually remember watching an honest to God documentary on dick sucking, but I can't remember when or where. One of the earliest records of dick sucking is from the Romans, where it was incredibly popular on the Ilse of Lesbos (ironically), and it was colloquially know as "doing a Lesbos". It seems to become a lost art for a long time afterwards, with people kind of independently reinventing it for centuries, until it becomes the speciality of one brothel who promote it heavily since, hey no babies. Even then it's kind of an underground speciality only done by the naughtiest of girls. I suppose it makes sense it went out of fashion during the ages of little to no dick washing. Wide scale popularity only really begins with video pornography and it gradually loses it's taboo. Nancy was plausibly one of the few girls giving them out during her time. A pioneer if you will. This might have been on the history channel they had a History of Sex show before they started their nazi alien focus.
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