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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


It's insane how early everything seems to be Christmas nowadays. I wonder if there might be a reason all the shops are maximising the time they are able to sell high margin culturally significant items that usually have to be re-bought every year, maybe some kind of artifact of the economic system we live under? No, it must be the decline of public morality!!

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Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Angepain posted:

Wonder if it depends on the board game. Do tories play different types. What game do the communists play

I'm never quite sure where I stand politically, we had a Tory round for dinner once but we didn't talk about politics and they never invited us back so I don't think I'm one of them

I like to play codenames, carcassone and ticket to ride

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Trying to imagine playing board games with a tory.

"What do you mean we all start off with the same? My dad owns Hasbro, give me that."

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

Not sure if this was discussed, but I had a good chuckle imagining the kind of person who would be piss-boiled about this from at least two different angles

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1726684514049569209?t=DZefW0nhUMN1hcRtTYurqQ&s=19

E: 312 AD Constantine I becomes a Christian, which led to a lot more dumb poo poo.

Fun fact, the Roman empire split as an entity when a woman (Irene) became the sole regnal Empress. The western part was defunct at this point anyway, with all the great families having moved to constantinople, but the pope wasn't going to accept a woman in charge and cut itself off, declaring Charlemagne the Roman Emperor. The Eastern empire chugged on for another 600 years or so.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Honestly - if people want to put up some twinkly lights to cheer themselves up in this dark, grim shithole world then good luck to them. I’m not gonna loving judge

Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!
Two reasons we don't do decorations

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Betjeman posted:

The estate down the road has a mish-mash of skeletons and santas, it's very mixed messaging

I'm thinking people spend so much on these things that they keep them up as long as possible

Big fans of Tim Burton's 1993 classic "The Nightmare Before Christmas" no doubt

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Maybe now that we have cheap energy efficient LED lights we should have a secular humanist tradition of pretty lights that are on when it starts getting dark at 5pm (approx Nov 7 by civil dusk) until it stops getting dark at 5pm (approx Jan 16 by civil dusk) without giving Allison the moral panics.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
One of my wifes friends moved into a new area last year and around mid december they got a note through the door complaining they hadn't put up any lights yet and were 'letting the community down'

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Mega Comrade posted:

One of my wifes friends moved into a new area last year and around mid december they got a note through the door complaining they hadn't put up any lights yet and were 'letting the community down'

Should have put up the note on a local notice board with "christmas lights are heresy" scrawled on it IMO.

Or just ignore it I guess, if you want to be normal and boring.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013
Broke out the Christmas tunes today because Christmas rules and I'm going to enjoy it for as long a period as I can.

I think it's time for another listen of Wonderful Christmastime [Full Version].

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

escapegoat posted:

Wonderful Christmastime [Full Version].

featuring seventeen minutes of nothing but Paul pressing random synthesiser keys

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

It's my first time in ten years not working the retail rush and it's very nice to have christmas just sort of sneak up on you.

So soothing. :thumbsup:

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Still not going to watch any xmas media myself, just me, a plastic tree with pretty lights and happy gaming. :)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

smellmycheese posted:

Pearson is on a roll



what a miserable old oval office

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You just don't see that it's part of the triumvirate of national moral decline. Sodomy, devil worship, and selling Christmas cardigans in late November.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Just Another Lurker posted:

Still not going to watch any xmas media myself, just me, a plastic tree with pretty lights and happy gaming. :)

Seems a bit harsh, Die Hard has aged pretty well IMO

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Betjeman posted:

Two reasons we don't do decorations


The cat is fine but thats a fuckin beautiful dog. My sprocker is fine with decorations, but she did relentlessly bark at a Santa figurine we put out last year which was pretty funny.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Santas do look very sus imo.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Rappaport posted:

Seems a bit harsh, Die Hard has aged pretty well IMO

A fair point, that plus The Hogfather are acceptable viewing, more specifically i meant whatever dross is on tv, sat & radio.

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I watched that Jimmy Stewart xmas movie; "It's a Wonderful Life" one time... nope. :suicide:

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Rappaport posted:

Seems a bit harsh, Die Hard has aged pretty well IMO

Yeah and also gotta add "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", which was released in 2002, and there's a scene where an angel shows Kermit what the world would be like if he had never existed, and you see the Twin Towers standing in the background.

grobbo
May 29, 2014

I understand that you can’t map modernity straightforwardly onto the past, but I always feel historians are telling on themselves when they get pissy about how we think about gender non-conformity in the ancient world.

“No! The Galli may have ritually castrated themselves in order to live and die in women’s clothing and jewellery, in worship of Cybele/Agdistis, a goddess who is sometimes said to have been herself born male before becoming female, but that doesn’t make them trans. Masculinity-obsessed Roman writers described them as ‘effeminate eunuchs!’ or ‘half-men’ so that’s how we should think of them!”

I dunno, there invariably seems to be a remarkable emotional incuriosity and obvious discomfort underlying the protests.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

And the good versions of A Christmas Carol: Scrooged and The Muppet Christmas Carol.

What was the recent really stupid modern one with Scrooge molesting Mrs Cratchit and Tiny Tim got better but then fell through the ice and died? Was it a Gatiss version or am I misremembering his fabulously terrible Dracula?

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



I will never not read Die Hard as Die Hard.

It's maddening.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

Runcible Cat posted:

And the good versions of A Christmas Carol: Scrooged and The Muppet Christmas Carol.

What was the recent really stupid modern one with Scrooge molesting Mrs Cratchit and Tiny Tim got better but then fell through the ice and died? Was it a Gatiss version or am I misremembering his fabulously terrible Dracula?

The one by the Peaky blinders guy maybe?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




escapegoat posted:

The one by the Peaky blinders guy maybe?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Dead Goon posted:

I will never not read Die Hard as Die Hard.

It's maddening.
Die Meistersinger von Nakatomi

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

grobbo posted:

I understand that you can’t map modernity straightforwardly onto the past, but I always feel historians are telling on themselves when they get pissy about how we think about gender non-conformity in the ancient world.

“No! The Galli may have ritually castrated themselves in order to live and die in women’s clothing and jewellery, in worship of Cybele/Agdistis, a goddess who is sometimes said to have been herself born male before becoming female, but that doesn’t make them trans. Masculinity-obsessed Roman writers described them as ‘effeminate eunuchs!’ or ‘half-men’ so that’s how we should think of them!”

I dunno, there invariably seems to be a remarkable emotional incuriosity and obvious discomfort underlying the protests.

I would generally take the position that "being gay" or "being trans" or for that matter "being black/white" or "being a man/woman" are all things that exist here and now and don't necessarily map well onto the past and hopefully won't map well onto the future.

But that doesn't stop you from seeing parallels. If you don't want to be as categorical about it you could just describe the things you know happened and then point out the similarities to things people might experience in the modern day. Which is no different from any other look at history. You're going to see things you recognize and relate to and that's good. I don't think it should be any different for concepts surrounding gender or sexuality.

If people see stuff in historical records that they recognize then that's cool, it's good to feel a connection to history like that, I think.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Or you could get your PR department to say something you know will spark engagement and hope that the increase in visitors is worth more than the extra security you have to hire to keep Allison Pearson away

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I still can't figure out what she's appalled at.

Normally with these moral decline types you can't get them to not tell you what's actually wrong with the world; if it had been Peter Hitchens he'd give you an unbroken chain of events between a Mind The Ducks road sign from 1973 and Santa being transgender now, or how sex in the suburbs was for procreation only until the invention of the pornograph by the atheist Tim Berners-Lee. With her article I can't even get a handle on why she's mad about the thing she seems to have decided is only just happening.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Just Another Lurker posted:

I watched that Jimmy Stewart xmas movie; "It's a Wonderful Life" one time... nope. :suicide:

How is that not goon blasphemy

I just tried that new Ebenezer Scrooge metroidvania game, he's running around smashing capitalism by throwing the ghost of Christmas beatings at cops.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Chubby Henparty posted:

How is that not goon blasphemy

It's the most overrated movie of all time imo

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Think I've only seen the nick cage version. I would have gone back to my penthouses and Ferrari

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I liked it when he pushed the nitrous button and outran the helicopter

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And then tiny tim put on his sunglasses and said "god bless us, every one" and aerosmith starts over the credits. Very faithful adaptation.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Just reminded myself that Con Air was directed by the same guy that did the video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

Just reminded myself that Con Air was directed by the same guy that did the video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

a Renaissance man

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Failed Imagineer posted:

It's the most overrated movie of all time imo

I think that title should go to something that most people actually rate highly. I'd say the most overrated one is Star Wars. Or some Disney poo poo like Little Mermaid or Bambi.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Guavanaut posted:

Just reminded myself that Con Air was directed by the same guy that did the video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I heard Rick’s new tune on radio 2 today and I am delighted that he has enjoyed such a massive career renaissance thanks largely to 4Chan

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smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Domino meme - small domino is Lowtax and big one is Rick headlining Glastonbury

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