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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Suntan Boy posted:

Same. Most of the negativity I saw leveled at it amounted to quibbling over dumb stuff, though there were some spots that could've used a rethink.

Is it wrong that I kind of want them to work some Sabaton into the soundtrack somewhere?

What song would you pick?

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Oh man, that game looks cool as gently caress.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The dialogue is kind of cheesy, but the campiness of the whole thing is just part of the experience

*gif of topless pregnant wife gibbing Nazis with two machine guns, blood raining down on her*

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

man that studio does good work

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

orange juche posted:

BJ had kids? And they're old enough to kill Nazis like dad? :getin:

Dude, his ladyfriend is pregnant in the second game, and she loving guns down Nazis topless near the end.

Slim Pickens posted:

The dialogue is kind of cheesy, but the campiness of the whole thing is just part of the experience

*gif of topless pregnant wife gibbing Nazis with two machine guns, blood raining down on her*

E;fb: I love his whole self-doubt the entire game and then: BOOM, he sees that and he's like "Yeah, I fuckin' love her."

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

gently caress yes. Killing Nazis and female leads? Was this engineered in a lab to give CHUDS aneurysms? Regardless I’m here for it.

Millennial nazi-killing female leads.

I would never watch this movie, but the game looks fun as poo poo.

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



orange juche posted:

What song would you pick?

I hadn't really thought that hard about it. Is Night Witches too on the nose?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Godholio posted:

Millennial nazi-killing female leads.

I would never watch this movie, but the game looks fun as poo poo.

well AKSHULLY the game takes place in the 80's, so they're more like boomers

:goonsay:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
If you want good fantasy rock, go listen to The Sword.

It's the audio equivalent of this:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9KbmRTgigQ



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7ndxWgW5A




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyJR5sGEdaM

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 27, 2019

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Slim Pickens posted:

well AKSHULLY the game takes place in the 80's, so they're more like boomers

:goonsay:

Oh drat, I forgot it was in the 80s...so they're Gen Xish.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Man, I hope that German regulatory poo poo making swastikas in games 'okay' depending on context is through by June

weren't id games banned there for a while too

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.




I would 100% be down for a Brutal Legend fantasy metal expansion. Toss in some Gloryhammer, turn the deuce into a shaggin wagon, new roadies are a bunch of virgins armed with d20s, I'm set.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Holy poo poo I got hyped when Turbo Killer came on.

Man, I hope that German regulatory poo poo making swastikas in games 'okay' depending on context is through by June

It's hard to think of a more anti-Nazi game. Hell it was worth buying the sequel just for the Hitler scene. We're just getting 80's nostalgia now instead of 60's nostalgia while fighting the cartoonishly evil supervillains with incompetent sidekicks.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

gently caress yes. Killing Nazis and female leads? Was this engineered in a lab to give CHUDS aneurysms? Regardless I’m here for it.

:bisonyes:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

did someone say Carpenter Brut

Either way I’m in


-edit holy gently caress this trailer is so good :krad:

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Mar 28, 2019

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

holy poo poo that trailer is amazing

what year did the most recent Wolfenstein finish? 1960s? 1970s?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Dude McAwesome posted:

holy poo poo that trailer is amazing

what year did the most recent Wolfenstein finish? 1960s? 1970s?

Mid to late 1960s, like around when the Beatles would've kicked off and the Counter-Culture movement would've started.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


I gotta say too, the writing for Wolfenstein 2 was really good all things considered. Seeing nods to Christopher Browning's "Ordinary Men" and the intentionalism vs functionalism debate was really cool to see in a video game.

Also you get to kill a fuckload of Nazis.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21CntiqHAww

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Someone please tell me that Youngblood is going to have local coop because the wife and I need more co-op console gaming and killing Nazis in our lives.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
The Sword is dope. Metal head in class turned me onto them when I asked him for an album to play POE to. He described it as the kinda metal that plays in the background of a d&d session where the DM is smoking out of a Tolkien Hobbit pipe and I was sold.

Lionize is like a classic rock band that was time traveled to 2016 durring a jam session gone wrong. Their album Nuclear Soul is dope, stand out track is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aNkOXp7BsI

I sing this in the shower.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGtrJaiUZaA

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

anyone else play mw remastered? its still free on ps+

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
:awesomelon:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYd_pph6RnI

More Switch goodness

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Dope

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

i have zero faith in borderlands 3

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

i have zero faith in borderlands 3

So does everyone else, Borderlands 1/2 was good, Borderlands pre sequel burned all loving goodwill that anyone had towards those games.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Are they having reddit write the jokes for this one too?

EPIC NARWHAL BACON :xd:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Are they having reddit write the jokes for this one too?

EPIC NARWHAL BACON :xd:

They no longer employ the dipshit who wrote it

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Apparently the whole presentation was a shitshow.


Also they're porting Bulletstorm to Switch. :lol: at the idea of paying 40 dollars for that just to play it on my Switch.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress it port everything to switch

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Borderlands I'd have been excited for, but I've played Bulletstorm like three times on as many systems. Doesn't really need a port.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress it port everything to switch
This but very seriously.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Naked Bear posted:

This but very seriously.

yes im not loving kidding put my steam account on it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

fighting games can stay on ps4 though

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh also:

quote:

Romero piped up to clarify the exact makeup of the Blazkowicz clan: the Wolfenstein hero is Commander Keen's grandfather, while Keen is Doomguy's dad. The duo had a bit of a back-and-forth joke chain from there, asking why there was a missing generational badass between Wolfenstein and Keen. Hall claimed that Keen's father was "an awesome, heroic... newscaster" with the stage name of "Blaze," which is where Keen's legal name of "Billy Blaze" came from.

so you're playing as Doomguy's grandmother and great aunt

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Commander keen reboot when

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

commander keen is great the way it is

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's fitting BJ's line would give birth to the immortal, unstoppable embodiment of demon fear.

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