spookykid posted:

IIRC they got into curdamancy because of the pandemic, go look at their thread in A/T about the restaurants and cheese.

bike tory posted:

generatrix posted:

Was disappointed not to see “there’s no way that whole Siberian orchestra is trans”, but also not sure where it should go.

bike tory posted:

Carbon dioxide posted:

I'm Dutch. There is [one] imposter among this.

It might be funny if non-Dutch posters try to guess which it is.

mrpwase posted:

The thing about the Dutch is, they don't have a word for penis.

bike tory posted:

Fresh crop

Mierenneuker posted:

There is. You can simply use penis. Or piemel.

Or fallus, jongeheer, leuter, lul, paal, pik, plasser, roede, snikkel. Or perhaps you are feeling particulary playful and you have a rampetamp.

Carbon dioxide posted:

Here's the answer: "My penis hurts" actually translates to "mijn penis doet pijn"

Carbon dioxide posted:

I'm Dutch. There is [one] imposter among this.

It might be funny if non-Dutch posters try to guess which it is.

bike tory posted:

Fister Roboto posted:

Mine penis doth pain.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What a comedian. 2 billion?

Brawnfire posted:

Why does this sound like a unit response in Age of Empires

Mierenneuker posted:

There is. You can simply use penis. Or piemel.

Or fallus, jongeheer, leuter, lul, paal, pik, plasser, roede, snikkel. Or perhaps you are feeling particulary playful and you have a rampetamp.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I sell cheese for a living and am working on becoming a CCP (certified cheese professional, think sommelier but for cheese).

Cheese melts when the calcium holding the caesin proteins together dissolves under heat, letting the proteins separate and loosen. The more aged a cheese is, the better it melts (aged cheddar vs like mozzarella) because the proteins are broken down into smaller pieces by the ripening enzymes (which also breaks down lactose into lactic acid, causing the increase in sourness that we call "sharpness"). High fat content also causes a cheese to melt better, which is why stuff like American cheese and Velveeta are so good at it. High acid content, like swiss cheeses, don't melt as good.

If you get grainy cheese after melting it, its because you did it too quickly and the proteins seized up, clump together, and squeeze the fat out, causing a lumpy, grainy, oily mess. You can also add acid and corn starch to a melted cheese sauce (like fondue), which both do things to keep the proteins isolated from each other, which keeps it smooth and creamy instead of clumpy and stringy.

Follow me for more cheese facts.

Guillermus posted:

Tell me that "my penis hurts" one is real

Milo and POTUS posted:

What a comedian. 2 billion?

mrpwase posted:

I would say but I'm too busy being delighted with the word rampetamp, gonna start using this cheers

Regarde Aduck posted:

so dutch sometimes just translates as heavily accented english?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Imagine going to town on someone and they scream our "GEEF ME EEN KLAP PAPA"

I think I'd start laughing so hard I've have to stop what I'm doing

Regarde Aduck posted:

so dutch sometimes just translates as heavily accented english?

Mierenneuker posted:

There is. You can simply use penis. Or piemel.

Or fallus, jongeheer, leuter, lul, paal, pik, plasser, roede, snikkel. Or perhaps you are feeling particulary playful and you have a rampetamp.

Power Khan posted:

As somebody with german as first language:

LOL

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

And, of course, German is a caveman language grunted by cannibals while France and Italy were doing that whole modern society roads and medicine and art thing.

TotalLossBrain posted:

Schniedelwutz

Hihohe posted:

If theres one thing i love its supposed barbarians clowning on romans. Its why i like Asterix and Obelix

venus de lmao posted:

counterpoint: the Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, where a bunch of Germanic tribesmen spanked Rome so hard it broke Augustus and changed the course of history. bunch of dirty barbari took out three goddamn legions of the greatest military power in the world, something like 6 thousand men.