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Smirking_Serpent posted:https://medium.com/@ianmack/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0 Holy poo poo, I had looked for this about a month ago and thought maybe it was gone for good. The sparkliest gemstone of the weird poly shitshows. Thank you.
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That lady’s story is funny if only because two different men are asked if they’d consider getting a vasectomy and neither of them are the one she wants to do raw.
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Jul 24, 2018 12:19
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Smirking_Serpent posted:https://medium.com/@ianmack/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0 I think it was the second X-Men movie that had the kid with the power to nullify mutant powers within 6 feet of themselves. I'm willing to entertain the possibility that this wordbag has a similar power, though his involves nullifying a womans menstrual cycle. Once she removed herself from his sphere of influence she was miraculously cured.
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Jul 24, 2018 12:22
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ArbitraryC posted:Yeah her not going all natural with those two seemed reasonable (it hadn't been a problem either) and had it been a poly post about that it'd be one thing but instead she wanted to get an IUD so she could bareback a new partner she'd met weeks ago and knew was practicing unsafe sex with strangers. quote:Somehow she was upset that her other partners using protection were a bit off about it (though ultimately still supportive).
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Jul 24, 2018 12:48
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I used to work at a bookstore and we would get monthly shipments of the latest Harlequin Romances, which would be picked up by a couple of nice young women working at a retirement home. Does being named Sam or Charlie dramatically increase your odds of being in a poly clusterfuck? I had to make sure this wasn’t someone I knew because the names of the parties involved matched up exactly.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Does being named Sam or Charlie dramatically increase your odds of being in a poly clusterfuck? I had to make sure this wasn’t someone I knew because the names of the parties involved matched up exactly. They're very common names, but a picture of the
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Jul 24, 2018 13:09
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Wish I hadn't read that poly post because that level of woe-is-me whiny victim bullshit while making her multiple boyfriends emotionally support her through getting an IUD so she could bareback someone else is way too much for me to handle this early in the morning
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Jul 24, 2018 13:33
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Smirking_Serpent posted:https://medium.com/@ianmack/love-will-be-the-death-of-us-7baa690dcd0 I never thought I'd get to use this 
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Jul 24, 2018 14:09
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I cannot believe no one suggested r/relationships: public masturbation meth adventure
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Jul 24, 2018 14:19
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tactlessbastard posted:Could have gone with medium, too. They're the ones that brought us that howler about how that guy got over his wife's miscarriage by knocking off some strange at burning man drat it was only a kiss too? What the gently caress dude. He definitely got what he deserved though.
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Jul 24, 2018 14:21
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Milotic posted:There’s a bunch of depressing stuff and usual people putting their bits in or on people they shouldn’t. But this is Glorious I think stuff crust is a dumb gimmick but the idea that the guy just ate the crust and tossed the rest makes me irrationally angry
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Jul 24, 2018 14:26
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duck trucker posted:I think stuff crust is a dumb gimmick but the idea that the guy just ate the crust and tossed the rest makes me irrationally angry Seriously; if you just want cheese and bread, get a side of breadsticks with cheese on them. But seriously calling his mom over a pilfered stuffed crust?! E: I want to do a dramatic reading of the pizza story, I swear. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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Jul 24, 2018 15:12
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LadyPictureShow posted:Seriously; if you just want cheese and bread, get a side of breadsticks with cheese on them. DO IT!
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Jul 24, 2018 15:19
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I can't do stuffed crust. Granted it's been ages since I worked at any pizza places but that cheese molded insanely fast and they'd just trim the mold off and used it anyway. Like every pizza place I worked at did this. I don't trust stuffed crust pizza unless I make it myself. Anyway, this one isn't that great I'm just amused by her little hint. How do I [26/f] tell my husband [30/m] that he has man boobs without hurting his feelings? quote:I'm looking for helpful and constructive advice on how I can sensitively deal with this issue without hurting my husband's feelings or making him feel like less of a man. He is generally fit and works out everyday. He does cardio and weights. He has great arms and he looks good in clothes. He doesn't do anything for his chest or core. He has some slight 'man boobs'. He's always had them but I would just ignore them and he usually keeps his t-shirt on during sex so it never bothered me much. Lately, he takes his t-shirt off more and honestly, I don't like it, I don't like looking at them or feeling them against me, it is repulsive, and I get turned off. I know I'm a horrible, shallow person for caring about this but please know that I can't control what turns me on and off. I love my husband, we've been together for four years and we have a child together. I wish I didn't care about this. For sexual attraction, I need to see him as a man, especially because I'm submissive and enjoy being dominated. I need to have that sense that he's the man and I'm the woman, to get off from sex. And well, boobs are feminine. I'm petite and only a B cup, and his boobs are almost as big as mine. I don't know if he is aware of the issue or if he is concerned about it. I hinted at it a while ago 'did you know that chicken has female hormones? Maybe we should stop eating it?' I don't know if he got the hint though. I want to help him fix this. I feel it would help his confidence too, he could take his shirt off in public at the beach, etc. I'm going to do some research on diet/exercises he can do so I can help him through it. I need a very sensitive way to open the discussion. Any ideas/tips/suggestions much appreciated. Thanks so much.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Seriously; if you just want cheese and bread, get a side of breadsticks with cheese on them. Please do the needful.
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almightyerin posted:How do I [26/f] tell my husband [30/m] that he has man boobs without hurting his feelings? Given that he already works out every day this isn't a "my significant other is letting themselves go" thing, it's a "how do I make sure my significant other is insecure about something I don't like" thing Actual helpful advice would be telling him he should bench-press because she likes sexy pecs, but she's too focused on the negative to even phrase it as a potential improvement Alternately, maybe pecs would make it worse because they're also like boobs 
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loquacius posted:Given that he already works out every day this isn't a "my significant other is letting themselves go" thing, it's a "how do I make sure my significant other is insecure about something I don't like" thing The buried lede is her insecurity about her own breast size.
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Jul 24, 2018 15:32
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Admiral Ray posted:I never thought I'd get to use this The drama surrounding that comic was exquisite. E: Here's a (probably NSFW) summary of the whole mess. But Rocks Hurt Head fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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Jul 24, 2018 15:46
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Guess I'm a big ol' dummy because I wouldn't have picked up on that "hint".
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Guess I'm a big ol' dummy because I wouldn't have picked up on that "hint". it comes off as a dig against his masculinity apropos of nothing and there's no way he would immediately make the mental connection to the part of his body she intensely dislikes, yeah
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Jul 24, 2018 15:55
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:The drama surrounding that comic was exquisite. I can't imagine anything more exhausting than trying to maintain internet #wokeness the way these people do LadyPictureShow posted:Seriously; if you just want cheese and bread, get a side of breadsticks with cheese on them. MY PIZZA needs to be in like a cookie monster voice FYI A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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Jul 24, 2018 15:56
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lol that post got nuked quick, does anyone have the comments?
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Jul 24, 2018 15:57
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[Pennsylvania] SO claims keeping track of our sex life in a text document is illegal, threatens legal action (self.legaladvice)quote:My SO and I have been in a multiple-month-long rough patch, where the main focus is that she feels we don't have enough sex. Specifically, she felt that I didn't initiate enough. We eventually came to the last resort decision of designating specific days of the week as "sex nights".
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loquacius posted:Given that he already works out every day this isn't a "my significant other is letting themselves go" thing, it's a "how do I make sure my significant other is insecure about something I don't like" thing quote:He does cardio and weights. He has great arms and he looks good in clothes. He doesn't do anything for his chest or core. Sounds more like he's doing biceps and then grabbing the rails on the treadmill/lazily using the stationary bike tbh. He could definitely use tips on weight lifting routines and probably instruction on how to use the cardio machines.
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Buzkashi posted:[Pennsylvania] SO claims keeping track of our sex life in a text document is illegal, threatens legal action (self.legaladvice) Well, the good news is that isn't illegal and she's crazy as a bat. The bad news is that your girlfriend is crazy. And frigid.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I can't imagine anything more exhausting than trying to maintain internet #wokeness the way these people do Saw that too late, but that weird thumping you hear when I say MY PIZZA? That was me thumping my chest. I did the needful. It's probably a letdown. https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pbCYQ4w30P
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Jul 24, 2018 16:07
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Not sure how this sentiment is going to fly in 2018, but to a T every poly person I've ever met initially claims that their situation is entirely stable and happy for all parties, and within something like two weeks you'll overhear them explaining how the entire situation, to quote Milhouse, started to fall over, then fell over. As far as I can tell, career poly people see the exponentiated drama of their situation as a feature rather than a bug, because it means they can spend endless hours wearing out the Cherry MX Brown switches on their keyboards as they perform the Sisyphean task of continually moving the center of the universe onto themselves
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I feel like that's a lot of words to say they're in a loving and exclusive emotional relationship with dramaLadyPictureShow posted:Saw that too late, but that weird thumping you hear when I say MY PIZZA? That was me thumping my chest. Suitable
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Jul 24, 2018 16:12
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Certain poly people I know spend all their time posting poly explainer memes and comics and poo poo on Facebook and Twitter, and it's like, who exactly are you trying to convince here?
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Jul 24, 2018 16:14
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What like, a loss edit but there's 3 ethans?
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Cat Army
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duck trucker posted:I think stuff crust is a dumb gimmick but the idea that the guy just ate the crust and tossed the rest makes me irrationally angry I'm concerned that they each get a large pizza.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Certain poly people I know spend all their time posting poly explainer memes and comics and poo poo on Facebook and Twitter, and it's like, who exactly are you trying to convince here? it doesn't help their case that all the comics are drawn by people with no talent, are usually colored in some sort of horrible purple monochrome, and are so cringeworthy from start to finish that it somehow takes all the possible fun out of the idea of having multiple people around to bang
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tactlessbastard posted:Well, the good news is that isn't illegal and she's crazy as a bat. The bad news is that your girlfriend is crazy. And frigid. It's 100% a defensive reaction, most people who gesticulate wildly at the legal system when they are called out on something are just being defensive Anyway either way they should break up. I don't know what he thought confronting her with this information would do exactly; if he's concerned that the heat has gone out of their relationship and she's unwilling to address that, they're in breakup city regardless of what the data say
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Squashing Machine posted:it doesn't help their case that all the comics are drawn by people with no talent, are usually colored in some sort of horrible purple monochrome, and are so cringeworthy from start to finish that it somehow takes all the possible fun out of the idea of having multiple people around to bang The comic is Kimchi Cuddles. It's awful and has no reason to be a comic over a blog post. Most of the time, the text boxes take up 90% of the panel and the talking heads are just squished on the bottom.
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Oh Joy Sex Toy is one of the unsexiest comics about sex I've ever read. Oglaf is outright parody and manages to be better pornography. There's a certain internet thing that's hard to describe but you absolutely know it when you see it when people are trying so very hard to appear progressive, open-minded and accepting but it practically oozes from their skin that they're just desperate for attention, approval and drama for general self-indulgence, and will prove themselves to be the pettiest beings alive when mildly provoked. Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jul 24, 2018 |
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Nessa posted:The comic is Kimchi Cuddles. It's awful and has no reason to be a comic over a blog post. Most of the time, the text boxes take up 90% of the panel and the talking heads are just squished on the bottom. That's the one, it doesn't help that they all are operating from such a clean break from reality that they could be actual parody. I don't know if I'm imagining it but the guy in the cuckold comic seems like he's putting his best face on to say that, yes, he does in fact like watching his wife and her bull share a communal laugh over what a pussy bitch he is, and no, he's definitely not a couple Miller High Lifes away from burning the communal house down with the entire cursed triad locked inside Edit: My bad, that one's from another comic, the Kimchi Cuddles ones are so far the garden-variety finger wagging "don't tell me I'm mentally unwell" type stuff
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loquacius posted:It's 100% a defensive reaction, most people who gesticulate wildly at the legal system when they are called out on something are just being defensive She was trying to gas light him. See the first paragraph. quote:My SO and I have been in a multiple-month-long rough patch, where the main focus is that she feels we don't have enough sex. Specifically, she felt that I didn't initiate enough. “You don’t initiate that’s why we don’t have sex! What you remembered all the times I shot you down? That’s abuse!”
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not r/relationships, but whoa, this never happens in this direction:quote:Dear Prudence,
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:not r/relationships, but whoa, this never happens in this direction: Saw this one, it really turns the conventional wisdom on its head that it's easier for paired women to get casual sex than paired men. But, in any case, imbalances in these relationships are about the most predictable outcome, and all the "I'm so happy they're happy" in the world won't paper over your resentment at losing the implied competition. The only way I could ever see this working out is a strictly-enforced tit-for-tat one-in-one-out kind of arrangement, but inevitably one partner or the other would get ticked at having to turn down hot NSA sex just because their partner's sucking it up in the rear end-pulling department
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